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7877718 No.7877718 [Reply] [Original]

Could you take Kira in a fight?

>> No.7877733

Not if he got serious

>> No.7877732

Probably, I know tekken.

>> No.7877736

I'm Clannadman so I can take him on.

>> No.7877740
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if he got serious id be dead in .1 seconds

>> No.7877760
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7877760

Yes, I didn't do three tours in the gulf just to get beaten up by some faggot ass nip mutant.

>> No.7877771
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>>7877760
you couldnt take him

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>>7877771
What did you just say to me, kid?

I don't like your tone one bit.

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>>7877900
You think you can take on Jesus?

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>>7877914
He is not my lord and savior. I know because he is already with me.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me.

You're no match for me and neither is your gay little chinese cartoon.

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>>7877945
we'll see if youll be saying the same thing when youre bleeding on the floor

>> No.7877976

I prefered the Nazis in space from the older gundam. Kira just spend his time crying and sobbing like a little bitch. Would have been awesome if he fucked his sister without knowing this is incest though.

>> No.7877978

>>7877955
hey man... I wouldn't start shit with that eagle..

>> No.7877987
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>>7877978
i could take him on without my gundam. ill be fine

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>>7877955
You'd best watch yourself before you get yourself involved in a world you don't understand. A single phone call and I can have my Navy buddies track down your house and turn it into a pile of ash while you wet your pants to try to extinguish the flames while wishing you never decided to fuck with me.

>> No.7877992

>>7877914
Why not? The Romans did.

>> No.7877995
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>>7877988
come @ me motherfucker ill kick youre ass up in space
bring however many fagboys you want, i can beat you all without even getting serious

>> No.7877996

>>7877718
I'll leave aside the tripfag, but to the anon roleplaying as the American Eagle of freedom. Please stop and think about what you are doing.

>> No.7878004
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>>7877992
i didnt have any plot armor back then

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>>7877995
That's it, you're done kid.

Don't say I didn't warn you. You fucked with the wrong guy on the internet and now you're going to pay the consequences.

>> No.7878013

>>7877996
it's another tripfag.
I think they're both steam friends or something

>> No.7878015
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>>7878005
listen to my story bitch
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Lacus Clyne. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Strike Freedom and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is a ZAFT import with special engine system). I got onto the launch pad near my house and threw it into full burst mode, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flying in the sky like a badass, Lacus called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Gundam's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my cockpit and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Strike Freedom and fly home.

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>>7878013
>Steam

>> No.7878026
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>>7878013
>tripfag

You want to join your little butt buddy in his eternal damnation?

If so, keep it up. I won't be insulted to my face by some snot-nosed kid on the internet.

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>>7878026
bring it on fucker, i wont let you hurt my friends or any innocent anons

>> No.7878038

If he got serious, probably not. I'm 100,000 years too early to challenge him.

>> No.7878044
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>>7878031
I'm already done with you. You'll be hearing a chopper pretty soon.

I suggest you pack up and leave your house before my buddies get there instead of digging your grave even deeper.

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>>7878044
whats that? i already disabled those helicopters remotely with my coordinator skills. your friends are dead now

>> No.7878059

>>7878044

What's with the eagles?

>> No.7878066
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7878066

kira is a pussy because he is not metal as fuck

>> No.7878067
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>>7878054
Very funny.

If you apologize now I just might consider calling them off and letting you continue your pathetic little sheltered life.

>> No.7878077
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>>7878067
i cna smell ur tears through your posts, was your mom on those helicopters

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>>7878059
If you weren't an ignorant foreigner you would know the eagle represents the spirit and freedom of the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

Sometimes I wonder why we constantly save and protect the rest of you wimps and your inferior countries when you clearly don't even appreciate it.

>> No.7878096

I could technically beat him in a fight. It would be over in 10 minutes. Afterward I'd cut off the head and burn the body. But then he'd just miraculously pop-up again in 5 or so episodes with an arm in a sling.

>> No.7878101

I'm 15 and i was diagnosed with Aspergers syndrome,as i've shown symptoms of highly functioning Autism since i was 2.
I struggle in every day situations and school situations quite badly,therefore,my mum keeps telling me i'm dumb and backward and she also says that i'll never be able to do anything.I'll just be a big baby in a care home when i grow up.

PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S JUST FRUSTRATED!!! ;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(;(

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>>7878077
Too stubborn to accept that you've been bested on the internet? Such a shame.

No matter, you'll be in a coma or a grave soon enough. Sorry kid but you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>> No.7878105

>>7878101
shes angry because youre a newtype and she isnt

>> No.7878110
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>>7878104
the only one here thats lost is you. keep crying nerd

>> No.7878111

>>7878083

Yeah, but there are eagles all over the place. There are eagles in Canada. There are eagles in Sweden. There are eagles in Italy. There are eagles in Russia. You might as well say you represent the terror regime of the tsarist Russian empire.

Why not use an animal that only exists on the North American continent and primarily the US? Like a buffalo. Or a freshwater alligator. Even a raccoon or a coyote or something. You got lots of cool animals.

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>>7878111
Except they aren't found outside North America, this is the bald eagle. The greatest eagle and the only animal fit to represent our great nation.

>> No.7878126

>>7878120
φαλακρός όπως άσχημο αμερικανικές γυναίκες

>> No.7878132

>>7878101

Strangely, I can solve multiple digit math operations only when I rock my whole body on and back
and I remember everyone by birthday and name, but hardly by face

I like reading the dictionary, phone guide, browsing /jp/, watching anime and puzzle solving

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>>7878126
This is America, I don't speak Spanish.

>> No.7878138
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>>7878135
Είναι αστείο, επειδή οι Αμερικανοί είναι ηλίθιος και ανίδεοι

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i wouldn't fight the brother of my waifu

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>>7878138
You understand ICE, right? I-C-E

Yeah, that's what I thought. I suggest you take your brown butt back down the border before I have them bust down your door.

>> No.7878154

>>7878142
you have terrible taste, hope this helps

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>>7878151
>το πρόσωπό μου, όταν αμερικανικό απόβρασμα νομίζει ότι είναι δύσκολο

>> No.7878159

>>7878142
What happens to her in Destiny?

>> No.7878167
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>>7878164
youll never take me alive.

>> No.7878164
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>>7878158
Adios, muchacho.

Don't forget the work boots you never used.

>> No.7878175

>>7878159
the most significant thing she does in the show is cry

>> No.7878177

>>7878154
how is cagalli bad taste?

>> No.7878186

>>7878175
>implying you never cried
>implying you would do better than her

>> No.7878187
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7878187

Are people in America actually like this?

>> No.7878193

>>7878187
only the few

the proud

the marines

>> No.7878193,1 [INTERNAL] 

Looks like his navy buddies finally got him.

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