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Today after 23 years of non-masturbation, I fapped to Saten. It felt weird.

There you go Saten, you took my virginity, something that not even my favorite 2hu could achieve.

>> No.7876273

How was it? I still haven't decided who I'm giving my first fap to.

>> No.7876275

But OP is only 14!

>> No.7876278

>>7876269
>23 years old
>never fapped
WHAAAAAAT?!

>> No.7876288
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7876288

i'm so jelly of you op, i did it in the fucking toilet, it felt dirty
and i will never experience the very first fap again

>> No.7876304

Damn you OP, my first fap went to some bad 3D video in flv.

>> No.7876306

>>7876288
For my first time, I fucked my sister's HUGE stuffed bunny.

Yes.

>> No.7876315
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7876315

>I fapped
OP is a slut.

>> No.7876347

>>7876306
Why

>> No.7876348

>remembering the first time you fapped
What?

>> No.7876357

My first time was back at kindergarten...

>> No.7876363

>>7876348
It's usually a magical moment.

Mine was lying down on my bed, watching erotic show on TV when I was 11. I came HARD.

>> No.7876380

I never fapped till I saw myself fapping in my dreams. Tried out the next day. Best day ever.

>> No.7876388

My first time was round a friend's house.

I came all over my shirt and his sofa.

While he slept

>> No.7876412

OP is probably 60-80 yo old.

You're lucky that your heart didn't stop when you were climaxing.

>> No.7876410

first fap was in a bathtub in Tunisia. It was dedicated to a Ken Follett novel.

>> No.7876563

>>7876348
I remember mine, because the feeling was so intense. I was like 10 or 11 in the shower rubbing my junk w/ shampoo because it felt good then all of a sudden i fell down to my knees and felt amazing. i was like sitting there for a few minutes because my legs couldn't move for a while after.

>> No.7877594

>>7876269
>23 years of non-masturbation

Bullshit. I can say with 100% accuracy that you masturbated as an infant and/or toddler. Because everyone does.

>> No.7877606

>people believe OP

>> No.7877608

You're lucky OP I wasn't thinking of anything, just sort of happened.

On August 23rd
I was 19

>> No.7877612

>Didn't fapped to me
>2hu
>Totally subtle.

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7877615

>>7877612
>Forgot picshoor

>> No.7877628

I only remember my first boner.

I was quite old and was playing the Heroes of Might and Magic map editor, and I saw one of the later units in the game; some snake-woman with big tits. I then felt compelled to play the game for real and upgrade my castle so I could build an army of sexy snake-women. This took hours, and all this time I sat there with my tiny, confused, prepubescent penis erect in my pants.

When I had my army I didn't know what to do with my urges, so I just laid in bed with my hand passively around my dick until I fell asleep.

Those were the days; Confused urges awkwardly put into action by ancient instincts working from deep withing the mind. You know nothing, but yet you do know.

>> No.7877646

I remember humping the bottom of the bathtub when I was 5.

Felt good.

>> No.7877648

I remember back in the days when I would hump the carpet and have dry orgasms. Those were the days, I can still remember that satisfied but slightly painful dry-heave my penis went through that made my stomach feel funny.

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