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You find yourself in Gensokyo, in the driver's seat of your trusty Saturn SL2. You have a full tank of gas, but no way to obtain more once you run that dry. All but the most curious or desperately violent youkai will avoid you and your strange conveyance, for a time. You can travel anywhere with a suitably wide footpath.

How do you proceed?

>> No.7875158

>You find yourself [...] in the driver's seat of [a] Saturn SL2
I stop examining the situation and kill myself.

>> No.7875157

op is a faget

'love the cocks' -OP

>> No.7875161
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7875161

Make portal to real world. Sell Saturn. Buy AE86. Go back to g. Drift like the mother fucking bunta in the forest of magic.

>> No.7875164

Ford the river.

>> No.7875168

Drive to Eintendo, trade sex for gasoline, repeat.

>> No.7875172

Sell car to kappa for unlimited wet dickings.
Develop secret kappa technology to kill OP through the internet.

>> No.7875176

I have no idea how to drive LOL.

So I will try to get into Human village and in mean time earn some points by driving over some youkais.

Too bad for them to stand in my way.

>> No.7875175
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7875175

Drive on the Highway to Hell.
Chill with Yuugi.

>> No.7875181

>>7875176

10bux says you scrap your transmission with your stupid face, then get eaten by a Rumia-tier.

>> No.7875191

>>7875181
What?

Why so mad?

It would be just like in my American games about grand theft auto.

>> No.7875199

>>7875191

Do you even drive stick.

>> No.7875207

>>7875199
Do you think any Saturn drivers can? Have you ever heard of an automatic transmission?

>> No.7875208
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>> No.7875211

3rd gear all day

>> No.7875220

>>7875207
>automatic transmission

That's for pussies. If you want to learn to drive, first you have to learn to drive a normal car with a normal transmission. Come on, it's not so hard. Step on the clutch, gear 1, release the clutch slowly while stepping the gas (slowly if you drive trough street, or to the limit if you drive GTA style). Then release the clutch. Wait for 25000-3000 rpm in street (or your rpm limit for GTA style), then release the gas, step on the clutch and switch to 2nd gear. Release the clutch and step on the gas. Repeat until desired speed (or max speed). It's not so hard...

Also, whoever needs help with this, ask /o/. They might be willing to help a noob driver.

>> No.7875231

>>7875220
Confirmed for new manual driver and/or troglodyte neckbeard. It's a fucking Saturn. Who cares what kind of transmission it has?

>> No.7875240

I drive an automatic as I see a car as a means of getting from point A to point B, rather than a widget to be tinkered with.

>> No.7875246

>>>/o/5290702
Kill yourself OP.

>>7875240
Kill yourself pleb. You're worse than >>7875220

>> No.7875253

>>7875246

Manual apologists are the motorist equivalents of tourneyfags.

>> No.7875256

After driving manual transmission for years, I hate the lag of an automatic car downshifting to accelerate while already moving.

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>>7875240

For normal use, yes. It is. But come on, everyone likes a little bit of speed some often. At least, where it is possible to speed up a bit.

Personally, I prefer street cars with no (visual) tunning. I'd love to have an Audi or a BMW, rather than a tunned RX7, even if this one beats those in performance.

>> No.7875259

>>7875208
Okay now i'm interested in this thread.

>> No.7875263

Well, Patchouli could probably make it run on magic, so I'd try to find some way to get it to the SDM.
Most likely course of action would be to drive to the closest point on the Misty Lake's shoreline, and lean on the horn until Remilia gets annoyed and sends Sakuya to shut me up.
Failing that, Hakurei shrine gets a deity. BEHOLD. HEADLIGHTS.
Charging the battery would be a bitch, though. I could probably whack together a dynamo, if Rinnosuke doesn't have one. Dunno where I'd get magnets from, though, if not Rinnosuke again.

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>> No.7875292

>>7875257

True enough, I suppose.

>> No.7875294
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7875294

Only if you learn to drive a normal transmission, you learn to drive. You can drive automatic, yes, but it's not the same. You leave everything to your car, and in the end, is the car who almostr drive for you, instead of you driving it.

A car is like an animal. You must tame it first, and you must NEVER let him do anything in his own.

>> No.7875300

>>7875294

A car is a machine, and that sort of philosophical nonsense isn't helping you on the road.

>> No.7875318

>>7875294
I take it your car has no computers and no power steering, then.

>> No.7875347

>>7875294
I just can't wait to see the collective butthurt of people like you as the automotive industry moves towards more and more automated cars.

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