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So tell me /jp/, Why do you like Touhou?
Touhous are evil bitches and most of them regularly eat humans.

>> No.7873337
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7873337

Because.

>> No.7873354
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7873354

Only outsiders that wander inside get eaten. Most inside already have some form of magic or talismans to defend themselves. And even if they lose, the spell card rules say they can't be eaten anyway.

>> No.7873355

I wouldn't mind being eaten

>> No.7873369

>>7873355
it's pretty sexy and intimate.

>> No.7873372

>>7873334
>So tell me /jp/, Why do you like Touhou?
Because the gameplay is slow paced even on Lunatic but still challenging enough to keep me interested.

>> No.7873406

so what exactly forces a touhou to follow the spell card rules?

>> No.7873408

>>7873334
The games are fun and the porn is good. What's not to like?

>> No.7873413

Guys, I'm new, how do I play touhou?
That sounds awesome.

>> No.7873415

>>7873354
>implying some bumfuck youkai in the middle of the woods cares for what is essentially magic fencing.

>> No.7873420

>>7873355
>Implying someone would want to eat you.

>> No.7873428

>>7873420
I season myself daily in preparation of traveling to Gensokyo.

I'm going to be insanely delicious for her when I get there

>> No.7873440

>>7873428
I didn't even think of that. I'm probably chock full of preservatives and shit.
Maybe I should improve my diet

>> No.7873499

>>7873372
>Because the gameplay is slow paced even on Lunatic
>slow paced
eye am new at touhou and I had never played in another mode than lunatic (so,it's the hardest?). Are you a kind of super player with incredibles hight speed reflexes? Because I can barely manage to dodge all those fucking projectiles, touhou is just impossible for normal humans.

>> No.7873510

I don't like touhou, I just fap to the lolis.
suck my cock, dude

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>>7873499
>eye

>> No.7873526

>>7873499
The projectiles are fairly slow for a shmup. Faster than some other doujin games, but slower than the average commercial shmup. Compare something like Fever SOS or (horror of horrors) Aurora Blast and you can easily tell the difference, even in Lunatic.
Granted, there's many more and they move in more interesting ways, but still.

>> No.7873545

>>7873499
>touhou is just impossible for normal humans
You're handling the notion of impossibility too freely, stop acting like such a loser. I'd understand if you just rated it as hard.
Not that I am any good, just sayin'

>> No.7873764

>>7873413
http://vocaloidotaku.net/index.php?/topic/201-touhou-game-downloads/
here.
Download Touhou 6 -EoSD and the enlish patch, extract, patch it, play.
arrow keys to move, Z to shoot, X to bomb, left shift to focus mode (makes you move slower).
have fun

>> No.7873766
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7873766

i like touhou to HELL and back cuz Sanae is a touhou xD

>> No.7873805

Because touhou is easy. And it's a great simple game to kill time with when you have nothing better to do.

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