/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

who HOMU here?

[Iam1vs100xp !!qJT4QMSaJ5I No.]

Make it wider

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I am, I am !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868202

[Anonymous No.]

viral thread for shitty anime.

forced meme.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868209
Go back to /bun/, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868217
You even didn't bother to change image from thread that you made on /a/.

And you are really shitty viral poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868226
Stop talking, newfag. Your excuses are boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/jp/

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>>7868232
Woah. Insulting potential customer? What kind of company is doing that?

Advice - you are too obvious when you just post 5 threads on 1 board in the same time. At least wait some time between each.

Also using tripfriend "OC memes" shows that you are outsider yourself.

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>>7868195
Get out, we all know your from /a/ now. your nothing but an outsider.

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>>7868254
>>7868250

Don't need to be so buttmad, sonny.

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[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when you watch yurifaggots claim dykes are the purest form of love
>that feel when we lolifags let them diddle-daddle in their little fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868318
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868321
Your fat mom.

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>>7868321
His thoughts. Are you an idiot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868318
suck my vag dude

[Anonymous No.]

Subject: LIVING LIKE A KING
Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 17:26:21 -0700
So I've been in Korea for about a week and a half now and what can I say, LIFE IS GOOD....I've got a spanking brand new 2000 sq. foot 3 bedroom apt. with a 200 sq. foot terrace running the entire length of my apartment with a view overlooking Korea's main river and nightline......Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question,...the main bedroom is for my queen size bed,...where CHUNG is going to f@*k every hot chick in Korea over the next 2 years (5 down, 1,000,000,000 left to go).... the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you f@*kers when you come out to visit my ass in Korea. I go out to Korea's finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends to (I think in about 2 months, after I learn a little bit of the buyside business I'll probably go out every night on the weekdays).
I know I was a stud in NYC but I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night and at least 3 hot chicks that say that they want to go home with me every night I go out. I love the buyside,.... I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunties and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing). The guys I work with are also all chilll - I live in the same apt building as my VP and he drives me around in his Porsche (1 of 3 in all of Korea) to work and when we go out. What can I say,.... live is good,... CHUNG is KING of his domain here in Seoul.....
So,.... all of you f*@kers better keep in touch and start making plans to come out and visit my ass ASAP, I'll show you guys an unbelievable time....My contact info is below....Oh, by the way,... someone's gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes,...I brought out about 40 but I think I'll run out of them by Saturday.....
Laters,
CHUNG
Peter Chung
The Carlyle Group

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[Anonymous No.]

Well, never mind all that This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868318
What about loli yuri?

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>>7868338
Haven't seen this copypasta in awhile. Somethings I still don't get. Why would you order extra onions in order for them to give you less meat? That's stupidity and why write you up for ordering more onions? Meat is what's expensive, onions are cheap. Someone comes in to my place ordering extra onions and I get to short cheat him on the meat? Fuck yes, sign me that shit up.

Btw, you gonna post the one about the kid and his sister getting their body fat index measured in a pool next?