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/jp/, where the hell are you living to get so much autism money? im in washington state and, even at the maximum amount, i only get 600/month. wth?

>> No.7867236

If you're getting autism bux then you probably live with your parents. That should be more than enough.

>> No.7867276

It's tempting, but don't spend all the money on vidya and figurines. Save some money up and get something good (used car, etc.).

>> No.7867283

/jp/ just pretends to collect SSI and never leave their houses when in actuality they work normal jobs and have normal lives.

>> No.7867289

It's the foreigners that get the big bucks apparently. They can also base it on a percentage of what you made at your last job.

$150 week is about what you'd make partime at maccas

>> No.7867296

Why is MH so awesome and addictive?

>> No.7867295

>>7867283
That's a funny joke, anon.

>> No.7867301
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>>7867296
The characters are easy to identify with.

>> No.7867310

What do you have to do to get autism money?

>> No.7867328

>>7867310
Ask Sudo.

>> No.7867339

>>7867310
Switch your cyberbrain to autistic mode.

>> No.7867344

>>7867310
You need to have been treated for your condition, ideally by more than one doctor and have been in therapy/on medication. If you haven't done at least that much it's unlikely you'll get approved.

>> No.7867354

>>7867344
That seems awfully biased against people who don't leave their houses.

>> No.7867364

>>7867354
I don't leave mine except for appointments.

>> No.7867376

>>7867354
>That seems awfully biased against people who don't leave their houses.
It is, and I despise the system for that reason. I am still a bit upset about it all, but at least I get some compensation for it now.

But really, its awful. It required me speak with authourity, leave my house, make phonecalls, all of which, I have major problems with doing.

>> No.7867373

>>7867354
this

I've been trying to get help for weeks now. Just today I tried calling but hung up when a young girl answered.

>> No.7867377
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>> No.7867398

>>7867344
my parents made me go to 2 different doctors for my ocd and I was on medication for several years. can I get money for that?

>> No.7867407

>>7867398
It depends on how bad it is and if it prevents you from working. You can start the application process online.

>> No.7867424
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MILKY HOLMES THREAD

>> No.7867432

Milky Shit.

>> No.7867433
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>>7867432
milk my cock dude

>> No.7867434
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TONKOTSU NAU

>> No.7867437

I wish /jp/ were a night club.

>> No.7867440
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>Milky Holmes

>> No.7867439
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Best character by far in milky holmes

>> No.7867441

>>7867434
KAWAI OVERDOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X_X

>> No.7867445
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>>7867440
Only someone with an IQ of 13,000,000,000 deserves to enjoy Milky Holmes.

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>>7867439
Nope.

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>>7867445
You are incorrect, only an idiot could like milky holmes.

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>>7867452
Idiot reporting in

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>> No.7867464

>>7867461
If only I could be as manly as he is....

>> No.7867485

>>7867452
If that's the case then I'm very happy to be one.

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>>7867452
Being a blissful idiot is better than being a buttranged genius.

>> No.7867526

You don't get significant disability for assburgers unless you live in some alcoholic eurostate with 50% taxes whose economy is preloaded with loot from the age of empires and also aggressively parasitic on the U.S., Russian Federation, and Chinese / Southeast-Asian economies.
Despite their wealth and continued crookedness, such bum countries are generally soul-crushingly drab and boring to the point that it actually induces an (entirely emotional, not neurological) condition similar to assburgers in their normal healthy general population.

>> No.7867529

>>7867424

Best ova about the best character.

>> No.7867677

In Australia you get $460 a fortnight and can get extra for medications, rent etc. I've written about how to do it a stupid amount of times.

Even when you are "getting better" and put on a disability job network you can just call your case manager and say "I am too scared to go to an interview what should I do?" and they basically say call back in two weeks. But if you are maximum autism you don't even need to go to the disability network.

>> No.7867682

>>7867677
The other funny thing about this is you pay tax on the money you get but because of being a low-income earner you get the tax you paid back as a lump sum. I ended up getting a casual job late last year and after doing my taxes I got around $2500 back.

>> No.7867701

>>7867677
Similar deal here in NZ, I get $210 p/w and pay $120 a fortnight for board then the rest on whatever.

>> No.7867778

>>7867677
>>7867701
both of these obligate colonies are culturally similar to eurocountries, even though obviously they aren't geographically or historically european or even countries as such

australia (and by extension nz, which is just part of australia really) is a resource feedbag for britain, and in return gets let in on britain's scams of the major powers

in fact, it's critical to some of the british commonwealth's economic abuses of india and southeast asia, especially the post-hongkong mafia and british dominated portions of the pacific illicit drug trade

you can tell because a Kimmo Alm grade cp-retard and spammer was from nz

>> No.7867784

>>7867778
actually most of Australia's money comes from selling iron to Asia.

>> No.7867803

>>7867784
right, but I said "drugs," not "guns." But anyway britain doesn't need much iron or borax or whatever from that far away, and exporting unsafe labor to asia is as simple as selling them resources and then using the money to buy some of it back as finished products.

>> No.7867822

rubber_plantation.jpg
afro_diamond_trade_diagram.jpg

>> No.7868018

>>7867784
There are often 15 or far more coal ships going to/from China mainly, off the shore of the beach out the front of my house pretty much ALL the time. I'm about 90 minutes drive north of Sydney near Newcastle here and it's pretty fucked really. A lot of drugs come in on the boats too which causes problems too.

Live export is a big trade here too, but thankfully people are starting to oppose it recently.

I don't even know why I'm posting this. If anyone in Australia wants a hand with hooking into autism benefits I can help out. At least $920 a month is pretty good.

>> No.7868067

Eh, I don't know how other Australians survive on dole money, when I was younger I was getting $250 a week from that, most of that went into rent and getting to and from all those pointless appointments they make you go to. But, that was a long time ago, am getting $550 for 30 hours work a week where I basically do nothing all day, am a forklift driver/storeman.

>> No.7868095

>>7868067
Well, I live at home still and don't pay board or for food, internet etc. So that amount was actually pretty good.

I work at Coles now as a casual, as much as I hate working and all that I'm not going to complain about $22 an hour to stack fruit and veg. Since I'm doing a long shift on Sunday I'll be getting about $750 this week. Seems pretty fucking ridiculous given its a supermarket job.

>> No.7869281

>>7867778
>and by extension nz, which is just part of australia really
Just fuck up, seriously just fuck off.

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>>7867433
Why is Nero such a bitch?

>> No.7870168

Speaking of autism and shit, I know a guy who works at a pharmacy. Should I try and see if I can get some pills without the prescription (but paying for them of course) through him? What are some good ones for say, tripping and shit so I could waste my time hallucinating, believing to be in gensokyo.

>> No.7870182

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgnkN04AIWM

>> No.7870231

>>7870182
Jesus fucking Christ, this is maximum autism. Are all the girls autistic or something? I mean, I've seen K-On and Hidamari Sketch, but this...

>> No.7870271

I get around 1000 euros a month for being retarded, and my dad gets about an extra 800 for taking care of me. This is without taking in account taxes.

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>>7870231

>> No.7870280

>>7870155
Sherlock>Nero>Cordelia>Eri

>>7870231
The girls are most definitely autistic, but it's a cute video.

>> No.7870296

>>7870231
Wait, are you saying you didn't watch Milky Holmes? You watched rubbish like K-ON and Hidamari Sketch but not one of the top 5 shows of the decade? I hope you're joking friend.

>> No.7870310

>>7870231

Milky Holmes is the Ren & Stimpy of japanese animes.

There, I said.

>> No.7870311

>>7867344
Im on prozac and inderal, can i get autism money? Yes, i live in america.

>> No.7870320 [DELETED] 

>>7870231
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v1PEMYiw7o

>> No.7870325

>>7870231
No. Listening to that for hours on end is autism. Its how I wake up almost every day.

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>>7870296
>you watched rubbish like K-ON and Hidamari Sketch

>K-on
>rubbish

>HIDAMARI SKETCH
>RUBBISH

Holy shit I ho-...

Oh wait a minute you are a trip code user you are already invalid, nevermind :3

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>>7870360
I am sorry but Milky Holmes is better than both keion and poor's man GA.
You just have shit taste.

>> No.7870386

>>7870360
>mediocre 4koma manga
>not rubbish

Please go watch Milky Holmes and stop watching low tier anime.

>> No.7870387
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The OVA was exquisite.

>> No.7870393

I watched that Laputa movie just because of episode 4. Milky Holmes is so good.

>> No.7870404

Ironically, I just started a full time job.

It is... to approve/deny people for disability.

>> No.7870405

How can you say such things about Hidamari?
I... I don't even know what to say.

>> No.7870410

Are people really still taking Sakura seriously?

>> No.7870412

>>7870410
Are you saying Milky Holmes is not good or something?

>> No.7870415

>>7870404
We need to come up with a secret /jp/ password so you can pass everyone from here who goes to you.

>>7870168

Ketamine, but they may not have that at a pharmacy, I don't know. You aren't likely to get a psychedelic at a pharmacy. Just ask him for some valium, take a few of them, lay down and just imagine gensokyo while you float around your relaxed mind. Or oxy.

Or, look up how to cook DMT. All the ingredients are easy as piss to get, cheap and you will go to Gensokyo. This isn't a bad video of what DMT is kinda like, but you don't get the insane frame of mind from watching a video.

>> No.7870416

Is there a written out guide somewhere on how to get autism bucks? I want a direct answer with something to work towards.

>> No.7870428

>>7870416
- Stop leaving the house
- Stop caring care of your hygiene
- Go to a psychiatrist
- Take brain medicine

>> No.7870438

>>7870428
I've got the first one covered, but it directly conflicts with the third.

>> No.7870445

>>7870416
I have written this so many fucking times over the last couple of years. On easymodo I went into some detail in a thread named "Taking it easy in Australia" but anyways.

1. Go to your GP
2. Tell him you are very depressed, anxious, you don't know what to do and are having suicidal thoughts
3. He should refer you to a psychiatrist
4. Go to the psychiatrist, tell him you can't leave the house, can't talk to people, cry at random times for no reason, think about killing yourself etc etc etc. Don't mention anything about work or money. If he asks, say you can't imagine being able to cope going to an interview.
5. Keep seeing him as frequently as possible, weekly or fortnightly is ideal.
6. After a while ask him about CBT and if he thinks that would help. Try and get referred to a psychologist whilst still seeing him. Or try and see a psychologist as well ASAP.
7. Build some relationship with your doctors.
8. Go to the welfare office or whatever the fuck it is in your country and see what is available. Tell them you are suffering from various mental illnesses.
9. Depending on how that goes get written notes from your doctors saying you are fucked and are working on "getting better."
10. You will probably have a job capacity interview at the welfare office, you can usually ask your psychologist to come along. This usually helps.

If all goes well, autism money should be yours. This is exactly what happened and worked for me. Twice in the past.

>> No.7870448

>>7870438
You will need to go to a psychiatrist's appointment, but make clear that you never leave the house otherwise. Also make this clear when applying for welfare money. Make sure to explain it's because of extreme anxiety.

>> No.7870450

I just work about 30 hours a week (half at home) as a webmaster for a small company. Pays for a tiny apartment and all the figures I care to have, which in the last three years is only 13 including the preordered Love is War Miku DX and Steins;Gate's Kurisu Makise. Plus food, 15meg internet and other stuff.

Apart from figures and the occasional game (pre ordered Dark Souls) I don't buy much.

>> No.7870452

The thing I find amusing is that you have to go and take tests at a hospital to be diagnosed with social anxiety disorder in my country. I wouldn't claim even if diagnosed, but it's still silly.

>> No.7870454

>>7870445
I'll also mention, for younger people say 13-25 in Australia all these psychiatry and therapy appointments are free. Not sure how it works overseas.

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>> No.7870462

>>7870445
>having suicidal thoughts
These help put things on the fast lane. Suicidal cases get preferential treatment, at least here where I live.

>> No.7870467

>>7870462
Yes, they have to pay attention if you are having suicidal ideation. When they asked me if I had any plans to kill myself or just thought about it I mentioned that helium face mask method, but that freaked them out so much it got a bit too intense. Probably helped though.

>> No.7870475

>>7870467
I think that might be a bit too much. Just saying you have frequent thoughts of suicide should be enough. I don't think saying you have tried it is necessary, but it's good to say you've thought, REALLY thought, about how to do it and with what.

>> No.7870475,1 [INTERNAL] 

Lol, I love Sakura some times. He's so funny.

>> No.7870479

>>7870475
Nah I agree it was too much, it made them TOO worried. I agree with you, I should have been clear I wasn't suggesting to say something like that.

>> No.7870760

which is the best sub group for this?

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>>7870760
Kiteseekers

>> No.7870807

>>7870760
>2011
>still using subs

>> No.7872670

>>7870767
HOW DARE HE DO THAT TO THE MANLINESS THAT IS TWENTY? Im sure his nipples could saw through that "absolute grapple hold" That or twenty's sexy body covered with oil (or his own jizz) could slip through it.

>> No.7872692

>>7870445

lurker here

Why would someone go through all that instead of just getting a job?

>> No.7872695

>>7872692
Social anxiety, you don't have to go outside. That and yo don't have to work.

>> No.7872712

>>7870445
What if I actually do have autism and can't pull off all that interaction?

>> No.7872719

>>7872695

Social anxiety, as long as it's not a clinical issue, i don't think that's an excuse, i used to be a very shy person so i have "inside information."

And the latter two parts, i resolved them too. I'm self employed, i 'm a trader(Foreign Exchange). I make great money(5 figures and keeps increasing month by month since i don't really spend it), and i don't have to get out of the house. But on the downside it took me 2 years to get here and i had some hard times. And also around %90 people who get on this business bankrupts. But again, there are ways.

Laziness is well, bad. But if someone can really feel comfortable with living on a welfare, well, it's their life. These are my opinions, hope everyone here chooses the right path.

>> No.7872726

>>7872712
Get someone who takes care of you to guide you through it. I'm sure you're not living alone right now if it's that bad.

>> No.7872721

>>7872712
That's my issue. Not to mention I'd never even be able to go to all these appointments since I can't drive.

>> No.7874541

>>7872719
What you really wanted to say is "MAN THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB YOU LAZY ASSHOLES MENTAL ILLNESSES DON'T EXIST ANYWAY STOP WASTING MY TAXES".

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