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Good evening, /jp!/

See? It's not even 12 pm this time

>> No.7867063

>5:14

>> No.7867071
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>20:14
What?

>> No.7867079

Touhouname tripfags are the worst tripfags.

>> No.7867084
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>>7867056

Is your belly hard?

>> No.7867086

>36:20

>> No.7867099
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>>7867084
Why would it be hard?
It's kinda soft

>> No.7867105
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Alright, guys...

Let's go easy this time!
Don't bully Momiji...!!

>> No.7867104

>>7867079
That's wrong and you should feel bad for saying it.

>> No.7867112
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>>7867099

That's odd. I hear good, fit wolves have bellies like washboards. Helps to stay fit on them cold Canadian nights.
And so much better for your apparent recent admirer to rub. Fat just slides around.

>> No.7867116
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The puffy vulva is also ideally shaped so that the tip of the male's penis can easily hook into its fold to be directed into the vagina during copulation. During copulation the male thrusts his penis into and out of the female's vagina while shifting his weight from one leg to the other in order to work his bulbus glandis into her. This locks the male's penis into the female's cervix, which undulates to stimulate his penis to erection. Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two Wolves together; thus coitus is achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

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Momiji... did you really come early just for me?

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H...hey, you don't have to go and call it fat

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Momiji! Hey! I'm glad you're here, I have a few questions for you.
I won't force everything onto you all at once, but here's a question for starters:
Have you had chocolate? Do you like it? How much can you eat before you get sick? Does it make you feel funny in any other ways?

>> No.7867138

>>7867134
Don't scare her off this time, faggot.

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>>7867138
I wouldn't dream of it.
I'll be sure to ask more... appropriate questions this time.

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>>7867133

Take Horo's advice, eat lots of red meat and fruit and get plenty of excercise (I recommend lifting rocks), and nobody will call it anything.
Anyways, got to snooze. Goodnight, /jp/. Goodnight, wolfgirl. Goodnight, not-"where can I find a wolf"-guy.

>> No.7867146

Can't find the Momiji snuff kopipe

>> No.7867149

>>7867145
'night.

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Momiji left again.
I'm sorry for making you come here so early, Momiji. I'll wait for you tomorrow.

>> No.7867163

>>7867145
Goodnight~

>>7867134
I have chocolate from time to time, I try to stay away from dark chocolate though.. Too much isn't good for you even if you're human, so I try not to have it too often.. It is good though~

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>>7867163
Oh, hey, that's cool.
So, uh... why don't you like Marvel vs Capcom 3?

Also, how do you feel about the That Feel guy that always posts in your threads and makes threads talking about how he wants to kill himself throughout the rest of the day?
I think it's pretty rude that you're ignoring him...
>>7867126
>>7867156

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>>7867169
But I'm still here..

>>7867156
I'm not ignoring him he just always posts while I am.

Also because it's button mash/spam beam attacks on one level of play, and pick sentinel storm and magneto to win the game on the other

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>>7867180
I disagree with you on that, but I'm sure you don't have much time to be playing fighting games what with your duties.
Do you actually assist Aya at all or are you solely a mountain guard?

What kind of music do you like?

>> No.7867192

Come to think of it, That Feel guy doesn't really wait very long, does he?
I'd stay away from him if I were you. He seems a bit impatient, so he'd probably be pushy in a relationship.

Of course, you've only got eyes for Tenma, right?

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>>7867181
I assist Aya if she needs me, but usually she goes and finds things to report on herself, and I end up guarding like I usually would

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>>7867180
How does youkai sex drive compare to humans? Does it vary depending on the youkai species? Do youkai even masturbate?

...Do you even lift?

>> No.7867204

Momiji is literally the worst touhou with the second worst fanbase on /jp/

>> No.7867207
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>> No.7867218

>>7867207

xD

>> No.7867217

I don't know how I feel about this.

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>>7867201
That makes sense.
Are you two friends or not? That's a bit unclear at the moment, so I'd appreciate it if you could clear it up.

So what's your type? What kind of guys do you like?
You've got all sorts of people pining for you, so let them down gently.

>> No.7867222

>>7867218
Cool super ironic post, anon.

>> No.7867223
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What the fuck just happened?

>> No.7867225

>>7867203
She's had sex with at least 4 other people.
Mind you, she's over 1000 years old.

I'm more interested in whether or not she goes in heat.

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>>7867203
Well I've never been a human so I'm not sure, but I'd assume it's not as bad Unless you're a frog
I'm pretty sure Nitori masturbates on a regular basis though

>>7867221
It's on and off with her, and it doesn't help that she's always such a bother while I'm trying to work.

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>>7867218

>> No.7867240

>>7867234
Why do you hate Suwako?

And you ignored my question of preference towards males. If you don't want to answer it, I'm totally cool with that, but at least acknowledge it.

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I just want you to say you acknowledge me.
Even if you hate me, that's all I need.

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>>7867240
Sorry, guess that was rude..I'd rather not though..As for Suwako and Sanae.. shouldn't it be obvious?

>>7867244
But I don't hate you. Just stop thinking I'm gone so often

>> No.7867256

Okay, never mind, I retract my previous statement. This thread is disgusting.

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>>7867250
Actually, it really isn't.
I can't say I know much about your relation to anyone, really. I would have thought you and Sanae would be fine with eachother.

What's your opinion on /v/?

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>>7867256
Oh, come on, it's fun!
Haven't you ever wanted to ask Momiji something without fear of having her hate you for the rest of your life?

>> No.7867268

Hey Momiji, do you go have mating seasons?

>> No.7867264

>>7867262
If I may quote Talking Heads
"This is not my beautiful wife!"

>> No.7867270

>>7867250
Why don't you have any cool combat abilities? Does it bother you that you're pretty small-time by Gensokyo youkai standards?

>> No.7867273

>>7867270
Tengu are generally superior to Youkai, though.
Practicality over flashiness. It fits her quite nicely.

>> No.7867275

>>7867273
>Tengu are generally superior to Youkai, though.
?

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>>7867257
It used to be cool

>>7867268
Yes, of course

>>7867270
Only because everyone uses danmaku.. If it was a swordplay competition, things would be different..

>> No.7867279

>>7867275
I'm saying that Tengus are the Weskers to a Youkai's Chun Li.
Sure, Shun Li is a lot flashier, but Wesker is just better overall and has better tools, even if they aren't super pretty.

>> No.7867280

>>7867250
I don't think I like what you're implying...

>> No.7867285

>>7867277
What about that half-ghost gardener? Think you could beat her blade-to-blade?

>> No.7867293

>>7867277
So what do you do during your mating season?
It must be hard just trying to ignore it, but maybe you're more disciplined than I give you credit for.

And I like /v/ very much. They're good people, fun to be around. They're just a bit misguided.

>> No.7867300

>>7867279
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.7867306
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How do you feel about Momo?

Not trying to flatter you or anything (or maybe yes), but you're my favouritest ever...

>> No.7867309

>>7867279
Tengus are youkai you autist.

>> No.7867308

Momiji, I just want to apologize for all the times I masturbated to lewd images of you.

>> No.7867314

>>7867309
And Wesker and Chun-Li are both Capcom.
However, they're different groups under the same umbrella.
Maybe this analogy is a bit strange, but it's true at its core.

>> No.7867320

>>7867279
What you're actually saying is that tengu, a species of youkai, are superior to themselves. Which is stupid.

And even if you meant "other youkai", it's still stupid, since you're not even actually taking other youkai into account. You're just creating some strawman youkai to compare tengu to.

>> No.7867317

>>7867306
I was looking for a nickname for Momiji...
I'm gonna call her Momo from now on.
Thanks, stranger.

>> No.7867322

>>7867320
Well it's not like Wesker is the ultimate best. He's just pretty high up there. Similarily, Tengu are pretty high up on the youkai tier list.
And It's not like I compared him to Hsien-Ko or something. Chun-Li is pretty legit.

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>>7867285
Hmm.. maybe, if I can damage her blade with mine.. otherwise her speed might get the better of me
>>7867293
It's not so bad, really. There are alot of wolf tengu, so we get medicine to deal with it from a good doctor
>>7867306
Well I guess I have to take care of her but.. I wish she wouldn't act so much like a dog

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>>7867317
But... but Momiji (椛) is not Momo (桃), although they are both Inubashiri...

>> No.7867329

>>7867306
>>7867325
>>7867324
I'm lost. What's Momo supposed to be?
Is that your kid or something?

>> No.7867335

>>7867322
>Tengu are pretty high up on the youkai tier list

Daitengu? Yes. Karasu- or Ookami- tengu? Not really.

>> No.7867340

>>7867335
Then I was mistaken.
Please forgive my ignorance.

So Momiji would be more like Spencer and Youkai X would be Chun-Li.
I'm sure Momiji would make for a good anchor.

>> No.7867352

>>7867329
She's a reincarnated white wolf who lives with me. I've been teaching her to speak

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And what is your relation with Amaterasu, you seem to be at good terms.

>>7867329
Citing from danbooru: "Momo (桃) is Inubashiri Momiji's (椛) apprentice. Notable due to being a reincarnation of an actual white wolf rather than being born a Tengu like Momiji. As such, she has yet to learn human language enough to communicate like Aya and Momiji and thus, communicate with gruffs and barks."

>> No.7867362

>>7867352
Oh, that's cool.

Anyways, I'm all out of questions for today so maybe I'll just go to sleep.
Catch ya later, Momiji. Maybe I'll find a comfortable nickname for you somewhere.

>> No.7867367

>>7867361
Where's she from? Never heard of her before. Fan-wankery?

>> No.7867381

>>7867367
Pretty much

>> No.7867385

>>7867362
How about Momi, then? I feel comfortable about that one, at least. Also, good night!

>> No.7867387

>>7867385
Good night, anon!

>> No.7867390

>>7867385
I dunno, it never really felt natural to me. It felt like it was missing something.

Hey Momiji, do you mind if I call you Miji for short?

>> No.7867399

>>7867390
Hmm, I guess

>> No.7867403

>>7867399
Great! You don't seem too thrilled about it, so I'll save it for those special occasions.

See ya tomorrow.

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I'd like to see you two sparring more often. If you don't cut each other too much.

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Well, to be honest, this would be my first visit to /jp/ in a long time... and I meet Momiji, my favourite touhou character (if not of all /jp/ things). So many things to ask that I can't get anything through. Sorry if I bugged you too much, I wouldn't want to end up seeming like some stalker (that's Suika's job). I suppose you have to go on a guard duty, so good luck!

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>>7867446

Not at all! I come here after work, of course
But I guess that's all for today, so talk to you tomorrow

>> No.7867486

>>7867479
I'm glad.
Talk to you tomorrow, then

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