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Good evening, /jp!/

What's your favorite kind of cake?

>> No.7863674

Carrot. Why?

>> No.7863675

Remember /jp/, little girls shouldn't have too much cake. They're already sweet enough!

>> No.7863689
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>little girl cake

>> No.7863714

Momiji, I waited since 1:00 in the morning for you.
I have work tomorrow.
I love you.

>> No.7863716
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Cakes made out of little girls?
I don't think anyone else would enjoy that..

>> No.7863725
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Aww.. Thanks for waiting, I'll try to be earlier tomorrow!

>> No.7863726

Boston cream pie

>> No.7863731

Momiji, do you mind if I live with you? I don't have a place to stay in Gensokyo.
Also, is there something I could call you for short?

>> No.7863732
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>> No.7863749 [DELETED] 
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Where did Momiji go?

>> No.7863761
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Momiji, I just wanted to talk!

>> No.7863767

But isn't Momiji short enough?
Maybe you should ask if you can stay at the shrine? I'm sure the shrine maiden would give you a place to stay

But I'm right here

>> No.7863773

Momiji is so long, I want to call you something like Momi or Mo-chan.
Do you think Sanae would let me stay at her shrine? I don't think the youkai nearby would take kindly to me...

>> No.7863775


>> No.7863788
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Momiji, is your vagina like a human's or like a wolf's?
Would you feel unsatisfied if I wasn't able to knot you?

>> No.7863791
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I'm sure they'd be happy to help you, in exchange for your faith
How about Momiji-chan?

>> No.7863795

Interestingly positive reception to this one, what differs these from these and Satori's or chubby.jpg's?

>> No.7863808
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Six of these responses are mine.
And this thread is the closest I can ever come to actually speaking with Momiji.

>> No.7863810


Are you making fun of me?

>> No.7863814
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No! I just... I really want to know!
I'm sorry if I'm being rude.

>> No.7863838
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We will never know the truth.

>> No.7863839

Eh? Are you baking a cake, Momiji?

>> No.7863845
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Are you the only one making posts in these threads then?

>> No.7863847
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Honestly it's a bit frustrating and I have to resist the urge of snapping their cock off

>> No.7863867

No, he's not.

>> No.7863873
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Then my first question still stands

>> No.7863874

I don't like cake, but I do love me some apple pie (or any pie).

>> No.7863884

Wait, which kind are you talking about?
...and why are we talking about this?

>> No.7863888
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Now it makes sense.
But... who is they?

>> No.7863890

I've always given RPers a positive reception. RP is nice as long as it's not spammed.

>> No.7863898
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>momiji has the wolf vagina
That's all I needed. Thanks you Momi-chan~

>> No.7863900

One warped individual with dissociative identity disorder and alot of free time.

>> No.7863901

Momiji, can you explain why you're so rude to Suwako?
I mean, she doesn't seem like such a bad person...

>> No.7863903
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Actually I don't like pie all that much, aside from pot pies. They're usually too sweet

I thought we were talking about wolf vaginas
Becasue it was brought up

>> No.7863905

Nononono. See >>7863888

>> No.7863906

Momiji, how was your day?

>> No.7863911

I thought this was a satori thread. I've stopped paying attention to poster identity.

>> No.7863919

Momiji, how many people have you had sex with?
I'm just curious, you don't need to answer if you don't want to.

>> No.7863924

He's a virgin, of course.

>> No.7863925
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My Tengu companions

It was great, thank you for asking~

>> No.7863927

Makes sense.

Hey virgin guy pretending to be Momiji, how many people has the real Momiji had sex with?

>> No.7863933
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You mean... you're not pure...?
Do male wolf tengus have knots?

>> No.7863935


At least 4

>> No.7863937

Only team shanghai alice knows that~

>> No.7863940

You are a furry.

>> No.7863942

I never knew how versed in bestiality terms your were /jp/.

>> No.7863943

No, I just have a weird fascination with animal sex organs.

>> No.7863948
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Wasn't aware "knot" was such a high level word in an esoteric order. I'd kind of expect knowledge of that to be common.

>> No.7863950

Facepalm, facepalm everywhere

>> No.7863954

It's more of a bestiality thing, really.
I don't want them to be like that on the outside, just on the inside.

Wanko to Kurasou is what started all this.

>> No.7863959

The fucking sex scenes in wanko man.

Goddamn I never want to learn that much from a japanese porn game ever again.

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>> No.7863966

Man, I fucking WISH other visual novels were that detailed.
The art was also great (to me, at least).

I think we scared her off in either case. Dumb bitch.

>> No.7863971

The only way i'd be pro something like that is if biologist anon/nat geo anon did it.

Then it would be wonderful.

>> No.7863973

I'm glad you're here, I need to ask you a question:
Do male wolf tengus have knots?
I don't know if you have experience or photographs or just common knowledge, but I need to know.

>> No.7863977

Can't say I know 'em.
Maybe I should try my hand at writing something like that... Only problem is that I'd have nothing to compare it to.

>> No.7863978

>scared of /jp/
I disagree. You're all horrible people.

>> No.7863981
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The art style was cute, but expressions kind of looked weird to me.

The veritable biology lessons given in H-scenes at least made them bearable, better than jibberish pleasure words or worse yet; aquatic analogies

>> No.7863984
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Well it did become my #1 fetish over time, so I guess I have stronger feelings toward it.

>> No.7863989 [DELETED] 

>mfw never played/read wtk
>mfw i have no face

>> No.7863991
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You guys ruined the one chance I had to talk to my waifu.
I hate you guys.

>> No.7863993

the descriptions?

>> No.7863994

An anon takes interesting species of plants and animals and then makes them moe visual novel trope'ish girls.

Search "just imagine" on the archive for a few minutes and you'll probably bring up one or two of his post. Though I don't know if there have been any recent ones.

>> No.7863997

The descriptions and just the whole idea in general.
Animals... but people.
I'll look it up. Thanks.

>> No.7864000

Relax, she'll probably be back tomorrow.

>> No.7864002

You make it sound like some novel idea to have anthropomorphic characters.

Unless you mean the fine details of course, which is actually part of your first line.

>> No.7864008

I don't mean people with a few animal features, I mean actual animals as people.
That just... I don't know, it's hard to describe. I'm sure a lot of fetishes are like that.

>> No.7864012

Humans with animal genitalia and quasi-behaviors but still humans?

Like monstergirls sorta.

>> No.7864015

I guess I understand. As a fetish I suppose you mean what traits they share with the animal halves, most importantly the anatomy/behaviros surrounding the reproductive system.

That's a rather specific fetish, but then I have specific ones too.

>> No.7864021

Yeah, but in a few specific areas as opposed to the whole thing.
That's pretty much straight-on.

The closer their mind/sexual tendencies are to an animal, the more it turns me on. At the same time, I wouldn't really want to have sex with a real wolf or anything.

>> No.7864032

I think you guys scared her away.

>> No.7864035
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She's not the real Momiji, don't worry about it.
It's probably some sicko who gets his kicks by portraying Momiji to be some slutty bitch.

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I can see the lure of having mating behaviors like seasons being in heat, but generally that'd be a bit weird.

Though I can't deny that it'd be a bit cute to have them be more or less human except when they goof up or fall to their animal ways.

Such as perhaps you're talking with one while tossing a ball against a wall, as they converse back, more and more of their attention is drawn to the ball you're tossing. You toss it bad and fail to catch and it goes bouncing off elsewhere, at which point they'd completely stop talking and lunge out of their chair to capture the stray ball, gnaw on it some before realizing what they just did and be overcome with embarrassment . That's actually kind of common i think.

>> No.7864041

Yeah, I've seen it a few times in a few manga, but it's never really expanded on in anything.
It's an unscratchable itch.

>> No.7864045

You have to rely on media for that? I know I have a vivid imagination, but is it just no good for others?

>> No.7864049

Well I can use my imagination too, I just wish I could see it a bit more often instead of constantly having to make my own stuff up in my head.

>> No.7864051

But he doesn't.

>> No.7864060

Read between the lines and pay attention to the details, you'll notice a lot of little things here and there.

>> No.7864067

Details like her sleeping with FOUR different guys in the hundreds/thousands of years she's been alive?
Golly gee what a slut.

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Yet a few threads ago she said to one anon that she couldn't love him because she only loved Lord Tenma.
And she was rude to Suwako for no apparent reason.
And she said she has to resist snapping off people's cocks.
And she said she doesn't like Marvel vs Capcom 3!

>> No.7864084

You're right, this proves everything!

Go to bed, Hatate. You're no good at this.

>> No.7864085

tengu are the worst goblins.

>> No.7864088

Look, I know even calling it a stretch is, well, a bit of a stretch, but I just have a bad feeling about this guy.
Like he's trying to poison our minds with false information or something.

I know I shouldn't be pointing or calling names without any real evidence, but there's something unsettling about it that just nags at me...

You don't need to pay attention to me until I can prove it, I understand that much.

>> No.7864097

/jp/ - Physical Anatomy

Also, did we lose Momi?

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Looks like it.
Sorry about that.
She'll be back tomorrow, hopefully earlier than today.
She promised.

I'll try not to scare her off, I learned some valuable information.

>> No.7864108

Hm. Yes, well, at least we learned something today.

Also, is there a quick link for WTK? I'm curious, now.

>> No.7864113

Just use >>>/rs/, it can't be that hard to find.

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Yellow cake.

>> No.7865435
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There isn't nearly enough cake in here.

Princess cake or chocolate mudcake.

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