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Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:07:13 2011 No.7863092 [Reply] [Original]

Did meido seriously delete the demon summoning thread? I hope Messeth rapes his sorry ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:09:42 2011 No.7863098 >ANAEL >Demon of Lust Something tells me this guy is going to love anal.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Sep 12 23:12:40 2011 No.7863109 Sorry, that was me I asked the demon to make /jp/ not shitty and since he's a lesser demon he only gets janitor powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:12:40 2011 No.7863110 Which demon should I summon to give the janitor some nasty runs? Is there one that specializes in things like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:15:13 2011 No.7863117 No demons allowed, only yokai. Get your dirty fake summoning bullshit out of here

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Sep 12 23:15:41 2011 No.7863116 >>7863109 I would rather have 4chan moderated by daemons. At least the torture every day would be new and exciting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:19:42 2011 No.7863135 YOUKAI ONLY GET OUT DAEMON

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:20:42 2011 No.7863137 Didn't Demonophobia teach you anything? Dante will not save you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:24:24 2011 No.7863162 Guys, I don't think we should be messing around with this...summoning demons is definitelly not taking it easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:29:24 2011 No.7863176 Go to your local shrine, give them an offering and hope the local god will help you out. This demon bullshit won't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:30:24 2011 No.7863180 >>7863092 Is all that stuff from the necronomicon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:32:24 2011 No.7863188 >>7863176 But America doesn't have shrines, it only as Christian churches and that god never listens to anyone ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:35:42 2011 No.7863204 I'm summoning this thread to the surface

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:36:12 2011 No.7863212 I'm reporting this thread to the local shrine meido

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:39:13 2011 No.7863227 how about waifu summoning? wait, i'd rather portal to her because her family actually can support two shut ins. is there a way to do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:39:42 2011 No.7863229 File: 145 KB, 1024x768, 1315465699189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7863212 Your report has been rejected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:39:46 2011 No.7863231 >>7863188 Well you're out of luck then. Why don't you build a small shrine in your house and dedicate it to a god? I'm sure lots of them would be very happy to have a shrine in such a faraway country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:41:42 2011 No.7863236 >>7863231 How would they know the shrine is there? Aren't they just local demigod spirits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:42:11 2011 No.7863242 File: 33 KB, 540x283, Angry-God.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7863188 Because the whole lot of you are assholes and only call when you need something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:44:09 2011 No.7863247 >>7863231 I think you are on to something... It would be nice to have a god who does shit for you once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:48:41 2011 No.7863266 >>7863247 Then you might want the Titan God Prometheus, but he is currently busy getting his liver getting eaten by this nasty eagle, And Alatheia the Goddess of Truth is hiding herself in the woods because the other gods got jealous of her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:57:24 2011 No.7863307

>>7863236
Once you dedicate a shrine to a god they should know that it exists. I only deal with ghosts and yokai and don't have a shrine set up so I can't say this for sure.

You should always be able to create a new god if all else fails. Heck, why not set up a shrine and ask /jp/ to dedicate their faith to it? I'm sure there would be a few people here willing to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:04:17 2011 No.7863346 Why not dedicate a shrine to Science out of old computer parts? Then you can pray to the mystical force of quantum mechanics and hope a loli pops out from a parallel universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:06:17 2011 No.7863363 File: 269 KB, 921x576, 1311172611709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7863346 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:13:50 2011 No.7863388 >>7863346 Serious answer: advanced technology = really really shitty spiritual power Especially if you try to create a god out of it. Stick to something simple like rocks, trees or other primitive items.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:14:50 2011 No.7863395 Can I dedicate my shrine to Suwako?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:16:24 2011 No.7863403 >>7863395 If you enjoy being blessed with a rain of semen and cocks.

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