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Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:03:42 2011 No.7863072 [Reply] [Original]

Name: VAMPIRE, Homuha
Birthday: 3/24
Blood Type: AB+
Height: 154cm
Weight: ??kg
Hobbies: Fighting, Tea
Likes: Blood, Milk Tea, The Night
Dislikes: Boredom, Romance, Garlic
Member: Magical Vampire Knight
Notes: She daughter of Count Vladimir. She live mansion in Japan. She have many maid. When she free time, she killing people, and fighting strong people. When she embarass, very violent. Some say she TSUNDERE.

名前：ヴァンパイア　ほむは
誕生日：3月24日
血液型：AB+
身長：154cm
体重 : ??kg
趣味：喧嘩、お茶
好きなもの：血、ミルクティー、夜
嫌いなもの：暇、恋愛、にんにく
所属：魔法吸血鬼騎士
備考：ウラジーミル伯爵の一人娘。日本にあるヨーロッパ式の屋敷に住んで
いる。メイドはもちろん多数。暇なときに街で人間を殺し、強い人と喧嘩
する。恥ずかしい時にすぐ乱暴になるので、いわゆるツンデレ。

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:03:11 2011 No.7863073 Q: Why must she kill people? Can't they coexist? A: She only kill people when she bored.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:04:12 2011 No.7863077 File: 325 KB, 1024x768, vampinside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Q: Does she have a hermaphroditic brother/sister that's a combination of Madoka and Shiki who she adores? A: No she only child. But sometime hear crying from basement.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Mon Sep 12 23:05:11 2011 No.7863085 Is this Neko Scarlet?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:05:11 2011 No.7863086
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Q: And daughter of which Vladimir? Putin?

A: Homuha ancestor rape Putin ancestor, human woman. So Putin very badass, and play Judo. Homuha also very strong Judo (can beat all human).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:05:43 2011 No.7863083 >>7863073 What a monster. I thought there was hope for complete coexistence but things look grim. I'm calling the Belmonts.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Sep 12 23:08:39 2011 No.7863094 Vampire Homuha, so good. >>7863077 I like her outfit.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:09:47 2011 No.7863099 [DELETED]

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Name: 50 Cent
Birthday: 13/37
Blood Type: $$$+
Height: 190m
Weight: 10000kg
Hobbies: Blast Nuggaz, /jp/
Likes: $$$, /jp/, /jp/
Dislikes: Wack-ass Koreens, fagets,
Member: G-unit
Notes: he daughter of 2pec. he live mansion in NY. he have many niggaz. Whenhe free time, he pop a cap on a people, and gattin' strong people. When he embarass, very violent. Some say he TSUNDERE.

名前：ヴァンパイア　ほむは
誕生日：3月24日
血液型：AB+
身長：10225m
体重 : 129482920kg
趣味：喧嘩、お茶
好きなもの：血、ミルクティー、夜
嫌いなもの：暇、恋愛、にんにく
┌───────────────────┐
┌───┤ - ┼ - -> PLEASURE
│B │ CUM │
│A └────────┐ ┌┐ ┌┐ │
│L PENIS │ └┘┌┐└┘ │
│L ┌────────┘ └┘ │
│S │ POOPER │
└───┤ COLON │
└───────────────────┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:16:40 2011 No.7863121 File: 206 KB, 1024x768, vampoutside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Sep 12 23:21:45 2011 No.7863145 File: 557 KB, 955x971, homu6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7863121 It's glorious.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:21:52 2011 No.7863146 Just made myself a brand new Homuha folder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:23:46 2011 No.7863155 File: 294 KB, 1024x768, vampschool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7863146

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:28:44 2011 No.7863171 who VAMPIRE HOMU here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:31:43 2011 No.7863186 Best OC thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:33:11 2011 No.7863196 >>7863155 Woah, Homuha attends school? Is she the student council president?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:34:14 2011 No.7863202 Requesting Homuha porns

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:36:43 2011 No.7863211 >>7863196 Q: Woah, Homuha attends school? Is she the student council president? A: She go school, but she not real student. She just go to kill people, attend judo club.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:37:42 2011 No.7863219 >>7863211 She sure is bloodthirsty. Maybe she should pick up some other stress relieving hobbies.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Sep 12 23:37:47 2011 No.7863222 >>7863155 Oh god I'm starting to fall asleep. I don't want to miss any Homuha pics.

>>	Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/. Tue Sep 13 00:17:30 2011 No.7863222,1 Perhaps I'll have to stay in the OC thread. The newfag janitor doesn't approve of characters from Japanese games except Touhou and PS2 JRPG #673344.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:19:58 2011 No.7863222,2 >>7863222,1 Yeah, but apparently some guy's obvious trolling about Japan's xenophobia isn't a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:22:50 2011 No.7863222,3 >>7863222,2 This thread probably got more reports because of the Homu hate train.

>>	Kuroko spammer Tue Sep 13 01:06:32 2011 No.7863222,4 This inspires me to create a Kurokoha character...then I'll be able to post on jaypee without fear. >>7863222,1 I approve.

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WHICH 2HU U WANNA FUCK ARMPIT LULZ !KPFIdhq1/. Tue Sep 13 13:02:55 2011 No.7863222,5 [INTERNAL]

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>>7863222,4
I wasn't even spamming. I made one thread and kept my shit in there, much like your average pooshlmer-level Touhou danbooru dump thread. Actually, this thread had more discussion than most Touhou threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:14:56 2011 No.7863222,6 >>7863222,5 Cry some more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:53:09 2011 No.7863222,7 >>7863222,1 Did you really just now notice that the meido is a retard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:32:32 2011 No.7863222,8 Its hilarious how pathetic you guys sound. So pointlessly butthurt. Last shitpost fad was the ironic era, now its degraded further to the "we're not shitposting!" fad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:53:02 2011 No.7863222,9 >>7863222,8 Maybe you should do your job properly instead of constantly playing favorites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:03:15 2011 No.7863222,10 >>7863222,9 what?

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Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:25:18 2011 No.7863222,11 [INTERNAL]

[INTERNAL]

>>7863222,5
But you made the thread on the wrong board. Keep your shit to /a/ or at the very least the OC thread if you just HAVE to post this on /jp/

>Which 2hu u wanna fuck armpit lulz
That's right, attack a fanbase that you don't like. That will surely make your shit thread /jp/ related.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Sep 14 15:58:51 2011 No.7863222,12 What powers does Vampire Homuha have?

>>	Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/. Wed Sep 14 19:42:46 2011 No.7863222,13 suck my cock dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 19:46:41 2011 No.7863222,14 >>7863222,13 She's a futa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 20:01:00 2011 No.7863222,15 so what game is she from?

>>	Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/. Wed Sep 14 21:09:57 2011 No.7863222,16 Powers: - Judo + Aikido (trained by Noboru Takeda, fellow vampire) - Ripping out organs by hand (usual strategy) - Time stop (temporary) - Stronger when embarassed/angry - AT Field

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Sep 14 23:21:21 2011 No.7863222,17 >>7863222,16 >>Aikido >>Stronger when embarassed/angry >>Time stop So moe moe, but also ridiculously overpowered? She could kill Shiki or any servant with those powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 00:07:48 2011 No.7863222,18 >>7863222,17 But can she kill your virginity?

>>	Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/. Thu Sep 15 00:19:18 2011 No.7863222,19 >>7863222,17 True. No servant could stand up to an Aikido master.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Sep 15 00:40:35 2011 No.7863222,20 >>7863222,18 That feel when nothing can kill your virginity. Vampire Homuha is pure though. I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 00:47:56 2011 No.7863222,21 >>7863222,20 She dislikes romance. Maybe she's had some bad experiences in the past.

>>	Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/. Thu Sep 15 11:07:26 2011 No.7863222,22 >>7863222,21 She thinks romance is icky because she read some romance novels, including Twilight. But of course, she is a pure virgin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 12:09:25 2011 No.7863222,23 >>7863222,22 >Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/ Get lost, Homuha now is a property of /jp/. I think she's not into normal sex by the way, footjobs and anal sex is what Homuha truly likes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 13:43:49 2011 No.7863222,24 >>7863222,23 I want a Homuha hairjob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 14:00:11 2011 No.7863222,25 Can vampires get pregnant?

>>	Vampire Homuha Creator !KPFIdhq1/. Thu Sep 15 21:48:01 2011 No.7863222,26 Yes.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Sep 15 22:53:17 2011 No.7863222,27 >>7863222,23 Doesn't she have to drink blood from human males too? She is a vampire after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 15 23:52:59 2011 No.7863222,28 >>7863222,27 She can drink my seme-- >I think she's not into normal sex by the way, footjobs [...] is what Homuha truly likes. Never mind, she can go drink somebody else's blood for all I care.

>>	Kuroko spammer Fri Sep 16 01:10:09 2011 No.7863222,29 >>7863222,26 Does she like being alone, or does she have vampire friends to talk to?

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VHC !KPFIdhq1/. Fri Sep 16 13:52:53 2011 No.7863222,30 [INTERNAL]

[INTERNAL]

>>7863222,29
She only has 4 friends (all vampires):
- personal maid that is like an elegant, loyal, older sister
- childhood friend, rival, and drill-haired oujo-sama
- deadpan, glasses-wearing, internet addict, neo-nazi
- always happy, brown and blonde loli and Vietnam war veteran

She likes spending time with them but she'll never admit it.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 17 01:21:06 2011 No.7863222,31 >>7863222,30 The maid and loli sound cool. Other ones are kinda not as good I think. /r/ more vampire Homuha pics though.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Oct 21 03:19:17 2011 No.7863222,32 Has there been any new vampire Homuha pics lately?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 04:17:59 2011 No.7863222,33 >>7863222,32 Maybe the creator was taken to Homuha's castle as a reward for his years of service.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Oct 26 02:41:25 2011 No.7863222,34 >>7863222,33 I'm jelly. More homuha would improve /jp/ a lot IMO.

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