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Muda da

>> No.785996

Tis but a scratch.

>> No.785997

This is extremely upsetting to me, but I still giggled like 2 year-old at the peach with a knife stuck in its "butt".

>> No.786001

Inb4thatmugenguy.

>> No.786005

>>785997
See! Silly hats aren't just silly!

>> No.786008

Accurate depiction of Sakuya's story moodo

>> No.786010
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>>785986
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

>> No.786011
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>>785986

BE GONE

>> No.786012

unkillable

>> No.786016

TOKI WO TOMARE

>> No.786018

>>785986
Needs more arrows

>> No.786019

>>785997
I giggled at the other dozen or so knives that are stuck into her. I bet it must hurt.

>> No.786026

It's okay, they missed her hitbox

>> No.786028

ZA WARUDO!

>> No.786033

more plz

>> No.786034

>>786026
Graze points!

>> No.786043

TEHSHI IS STRONGER THAN THIS!

>> No.786044

Sakuya is fucking dangerous
I mean, Reimu uses pieces of paper as her weapon while Marisa uses magic missiles. But Sakuya, goddamn knifes. She is a fricking murderer.
Udonge would be almost as bad, but she is so bad assassin you can't even call her deadly

>> No.786047

>>785997
the peach?

>> No.786066
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>> No.786069

>>786044
Most assassins actually use guns instead of their hands.

>> No.786093

>>786069
And they have better techniques than COME SIT INSIDE THIS BUBBLE OF MINE SO THAT I CAN KILL YOU

>> No.786094

>>786044

Reimu's amulets are more dangerous than knives.

>> No.786096
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786096

>>786044

>> No.786099
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>> No.786103

>>786094
But they are not knifes.
Knifes do not kill you quickly, see from OP pic
They leave you there dying while magic kills you rightaway

>> No.786105

>>786103
YOU DONT KNOW MAGIC

>> No.786115

>>786099

goddamn yukarin, stop trying to seduce her

>> No.786121

Who cares about amulets when she has Needles?

>> No.786128

>>786115
She does not seduce. She rapes.

>> No.786132

>>785986
gb2 bed sakuya

>> No.786133

>>786103
Which is worse? To kill somebody instantly with little pain, or to leave them maimed and bleeding for possibly hours wavering in and out of consciousness before finally dying in a pool of their own blood?

>> No.786136

>>786121
Every touhou can make you die slowly and painfully
Every single bitch

>> No.786211
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786211

Oops, my hand slipped. My bad.

>> No.786232

>>786136
Except for Akyu. Her power is dying repeatedly.

>> No.786240

>>786136
Sanae?

>> No.786254

>>786232
What if you love her?

>> No.786260

>>786240
In b4 someone makes a slut joke EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT A SLUT GOD DAMNIT

>> No.786277

>>786240

Sanae gives you AIDS.

>> No.786278

>>786240
Sanae isn't a bitch.

>> No.786279

>>786260
You're right, she's not a slut, she's a good girl.

>> No.786289

>>786277
No, that's Aya. The worst you'll get from Sanae is Syphilis.

>> No.786290
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786290

>>786136

Generally speaking, Flandre is a fast death. That said, it depends, if she just hugs you to death maybe not so fast as if she just panicked and obliterated you.

>> No.786291

Relationships with Touhou girls
Serious business

>> No.786296

Sanae is such a slut.

>> No.786302

>>786240

Sanae carries some things that can make you die slowly and painfully.

Most of them just make you itch a lot and make it burn when you pee, but that shit still isn't pleasant.

>> No.786308

>>786290
In one of the mock-VNs she almost smothered Anonymous with a teddy bear.

>> No.786310
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786310

Black hair = slut
Green hair = not slut

>> No.786324
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786324

>>Green hair = not slut
Oh ho?

>> No.786325
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786325

>>786310
Yuka disagrees.

>> No.786334

>>786308

Exactly, I can imagine situations where Flandre may not instantly kill you, for most though she's instant death. Kinder then facing certain other Touhous.

Medicine ranges from her ripping you to shreds while slowed down with poison, to giving you cancer if you escape.

>> No.786335

>>786325
>>786324

Not a slut, just insane.

>> No.786336

black hair = bitch

>> No.786331

>>786136
Aki sisters?

>> No.786355
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786355

>>786325

Interesting question; can you really be called a slut if all your sexual relations revolve around rape?

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>>786310
Well, Miss Eiki may act like a prim and proper business woman when she's at work. What she does when she's of her shift is another thing entirely ...

>> No.786369
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>>786355
What are you talking about, Yuka has sex for money.

>> No.786370
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>>786355
Yes, but Yuka rapes people so they can die happy, not to satisfy her own lust. It's selfless.

Therefore, Yuka is not a slut.

>> No.786374

Yuka doesn't care about murdering humans unless you fuck with her flowers.

>> No.786375
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>>786361

I always got the impression she was so wound up because she never gets a break. So many god-damned sinners, she'll have to teach it to their bodies.

>> No.786378

>>786355

If my images were sorted I would post a sad looking Sakura, but they're not so you'll have to settle for a simple yes.

>> No.786379
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786379

>>786361

>> No.786388

This sudden Yuka = slut thing sure is giving me deja vu. I wonder, has anyone ever forced a shitty meme to deflect slut accusations from the real slut before?

Sanae is a slut, deal with it.

>> No.786392

>>786375
To be fair, if you were having a long day at work judging the dead, and somebody came into the courtroom talking about how he was having sex with Raymoo's armpits when she woke up, you'd probably be pretty hot and bothered, too.

>> No.786396

>>786388 Sanae is a slut, deal with it.
How did that start anyway? Did Sakura NO U it again?

>> No.786403
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>>786369
As a Yuka expert I can say she has sex for love, love of rape.

>> No.786405

>>786388
Same goes to you.
Aya is the real slut on which all of our blame, and in which all of Gensokyo's STDs, reside.

>> No.786407

>>786388
Sanae has nothing to do with this. The same people slandering Sanae's good name are trying to do the same to Yuka to discredit the established theory that all green-haired Touhoes are not sluts.

>> No.786410
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>>786396

Slut face. Not her fault her gods encourage it.

>> No.786414

>>786405

No, Aya is a whore. She gets shit in return. Sanae gives it away for free, which makes her infinitely more generous and likable, and also much sluttier.

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786418

>>786405
>aya
>slut
No, Shameimaru is a whore since she takes something for it.

>> No.786424
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786424

>>786334
Flandre loves you to death

>> No.786431

>>786418
Aya is ZUNs slut and bitch, ask ZUN if you dont believe me.

>> No.786436

Aya x ZUN is the one canon pairing in touhou

>> No.786444

>>786414
>>786418
Whoremind

>> No.786457

>>786414
No, Aya gives it away for free. She only charges for the really kinky shit, like wing-ripping.

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786461

aya is also a good girl!

>> No.786466

>>786461
And she keeps track of her income in the little book aswell.

>> No.786474

>>786461

No, she's a horrible fucking bitch. Have you ever gotten ink under your foreskin? I thought not. It's not fucking pleasant, believe me.

>> No.786475

>>786461
What's the point of spoilering it if it's censored?

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>>786461
Sanae is the better "good girl" since she won't tell anyone...

>> No.786480

>>786478

Poor Sanae got raped.

>> No.786481

>>786466
>aswell

Aya's vagina is aswell with piss.

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786483

even pimps are afraid of her

>> No.786659

>>785986
Mmm... "Saved"...

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>> No.786688

>>786659

I knew you would appear in this thread.

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