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Would you rather kill a person by asphyxiation or with a blunt instrument, /jp/?

I'm not sure which one I'd be more comfortable with.

>> No.7859611
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7859611

blunt weapon, any weapon is badass as HELL

>> No.7859612

Blunt instrument all the way. Much more satisfying.

Asphyxiation is for faggots.

>> No.7859613

Blunt instrument.

Asphyxiation is for cowards.

>> No.7859617
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7859617

neither

>> No.7859621

Asphyxiation. I don't like the feeling of hurting others.

>> No.7859618

Blunt instrument. Like a block of ice, or ideally an icicle.

>> No.7859619

Depends. Am I trying to keep a low profile?

>> No.7859633

>>7859621
You do know that they'd suffer a lot more from that, right? Unless you go out of your way to be sadistic with the blunt instrument, like breaking their limbs and leaving them to die or something.

>> No.7859645

Actually, the only threads I-ve ever replied to are shithreads like this one.
Most of the time I passively read everyone-s opinion about games or porn and keep mine to myself. .

>> No.7859650
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7859650

Hit them a few times with the blunt instrument in order to knock them into submission, and then strangle them to death. The last thing they'll ever see is my crazy grinning face as I enjoy squeezing every ounce of life they have left out of them.

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7859654

>>7859611

You do know air forces keep an upper limit to the number of times a pilot is allowed to eject before getting permanently grounded?

Then again, for all I know you aren't air force.

>> No.7859662

choke them with a baseball bat

>> No.7859679

Its funny because the first few threads with these pictures in op post would actually be about helpful advice and it is funny to see it turn with each new thread into what it is now.

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7859691

>>7859650
You're so cool.

>> No.7859700

>>7859662
Now this is hardcore.

>> No.7859701

>>7859650
>appropriate use of .png format

>> No.7859716

I thought about puttin' some heads to bed but I played to stay instead.

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