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7857113 No.7857113 [Reply] [Original]

True NEET general. Talk with true NEET, shit on the floor, piss out the window, and NEET pride worldwide.

When was the last time you honestly forgot how old you are? I've had to check my birth certificate to check my age too many times.

What has changed for you since you became apart of the master race?

>> No.7857116

It's hard to forget since I get the "You're x years old and still don't have a job" talk every few months.

>> No.7857126

Do some of you actually use your living quarters as a personal bathroom? I'm all for being a NEET but I don't much care for living in my own waste. The bathroom is literally 10 feet away.

>> No.7857134

>>7857126
Only if I'm forced to encounter people on the way to the toilet.

>> No.7857137

How much is left until you guys achieve wizardry?

>> No.7857135

youre mother must be proud

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7857142

This is stupid how popular reaction images that I use get popular lol not like they are ORIGINAL OC NO STEAL (TM), but my usage-images collection is growing too big.

And LOL I really had captcha "age. something" funny.

0/10 thread bye bye

>> No.7857141
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7857141

piss in a bottle silly,
ITT kids who have fun roleplaying as adult failures.
what else is new.

>> No.7857145

I have to go off to University so I'm going to get saddled with debt and have blocked internet for a year.

Not exactly looking forward to it. Hopefully I can still get on 4chan. On the plus side, I get to live in the center of London. On the bad side, I'm in the center of London, so my lungs are gonna be fuuuucked.

>> No.7857146

Uni NEET here.

Classes started two weeks ago.

>> No.7857148

I shit into a plastic bag. Also I piss into a bottle when I'm raiding with my WoW guild xD

>> No.7857149

>Piss out window
>shit on floor
Why wouldn't you shit out the window,anon?

>> No.7857158

>>7857146
>Uni NEET

I don't think you know what "NEET" means.

>> No.7857160

>>7857146
Then you're, per definition, not a NEET.

>> No.7857161

>>7857145
>blocked internet

Live off campus you dip. The money saved from pirating makes up for the rent/commute.

>> No.7857166
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7857166

>>7857158
>>7857160

>> No.7857172

>>7857166
Pretending to be stupid isn't what you think it is

>> No.7857176
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7857176

>>7857172
I'm pretty sure it qualifies as high-brow shitposting.

>> No.7857173

TruNEETkikomori here. Sad about having class again tomorrow.

>> No.7857174
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7857174

>>7857166

>> No.7857184

>>7857176
High-brow shitposting? Sounds like the kind of balance I'm looking for. Tell me more.

>> No.7857185

>>7857145
There are still universities that censor their internet?
How podunk.

>> No.7857190

>>7857185
They all do if it's their network.

My buddy got his entire dorm permabanned from 4chan for posting CP, too.

>> No.7857195

>>7857190
In two years of doing what I normally do on campus internet, I never once came across a blocked domain.
Public university no less.

>> No.7857207

>>7857195
I meant P2P mostly.

I know from personal experience that FSU blocks that and MU/MF/SS and all the other file hosting sites on top of it. 4chan isn't blocked but if one person in a dorm is banned the entire dorm is also banned since they share a single IP and it's reset maybe once a decade. That CP ban was from 4 years ago and apparently everyone in the dorm is still banned from 4chan to this day.

>> No.7857213

>>7857207
Nah, P2P was very much open as well. The most they did was send you an email saying "hey, you're torrenting", and you'd send them a reply saying "Yep. Don't care" and that was the extent of it.

>> No.7857217

>>7857213
at my place they stopped torrents by preventing people from downloading torrent files specifically.
so what you do is use a tunnel to download the 23kb file then torrent normally.
kind of weird ways they go about these things sometimes

>> No.7857219

>>7857213
>was

How long ago was that? I'm pretty sure unis are cracking down on torrenting as they become aware of it, and I'm fairly sure they're all well aware by now. Hell, at this uni if they catch you pirating it's grounds for expulsion the very first time.

>> No.7857225

>>7857219
Last year, and I'm sure it's no different this year.

>> No.7857231

>>7857225
I think you're lying.

In fact, I know you're lying.

>> No.7857233
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7857233

I'm normal and I'm proud of it.

>> No.7857237

>>7857231
You know I'm lying? Wat.

Seriously, my university really doesn't care and it's one of the largest public universities in the nation.

>> No.7857238

>>7857233
Kill yourself.

>> No.7857240

You can't make a thread like this in the middle of the day on the weekend, OP. It's doomed to be overrun by confused normals.

>> No.7857277
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>>7857240
NEET threads don't even belong in /jp/. Vast hordes of normals are NEETs. My mom and dad are both NEETs.

I'm not a NEET either but I'm responsible for the whole pissing/shitting on the floor thing. It's all a facade.

Hikki threads, on the other hand, do belong on /jp/.

>> No.7857282

>>7857277
Every other day someone claims responsibility for the shitting on the floor thing. You're not fooling anyone.

>> No.7857287

I seriously forget my age every day. It's hilarious too because If you ever tell someone on the internet that you forgot your age they're all like "LOL 13 YRS OLD FAGGOT".
As far as changes go, I've actually lost weight ever since I joined the master race. Lost sleep too of course, I usually don't sleep until two days have passed.

Also I piss in my toilet.

>> No.7857288

>>7857282
Kinda hard to prove responsibility for something I posted under an anonymous name, isn't it?

>> No.7857293

Any NEETs here tried making homemade drugs?
got any recipes to share?
what were your experiences?
I need something to ease the loneliness, dont have any cash.

>> No.7857301

>>7857293
Jenkem's really good, and you're already halfway there.

>> No.7857296

I'm actually the one responsible for the shitting on the floor/pissing on the floor thing. Don't listen to this... Imposter.

>> No.7857297

>>7857293
Buy a bullet and rent a gun/

>> No.7857306

>>7857301
>Jenkem is a purportedly-hallucinogenic substance allegedly created from fermented human waste
I don't know about this, anon.

>> No.7857315

>>7857306
It's fake. it was invented by 420chan's practical jokes board 3 years ago to troll newfags.

>> No.7857309

>>7857296
Link me to the first post that started the chain of events leading to shitting on the floor then. If you're me then it should be easy.

>> No.7857332

>>7857293

Buy Dr.Pepper and add a ton of dextrose powder.

>> No.7857334

>>7857315
Ignore this dumbass, jenkem will get you as fucked as acid and PCP together as long as you homebrew it. Only idiots buy jenk.

>> No.7857336
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7857336

>>7857309
>>7857296
>>7857277
>>7857282
There was lots of threads discussing what you'd do with your waste products and it wasn't made by a single person.

>> No.7857341
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7857341

>This thread

Jesus. What the fuck happened to this place? 2 or 3 years ago, nearly everyone on the board was NEET, and it was seen as the status symbol it rightfully is. Today? Thread after thread of normalfag retards spamming their LOL SHIT ON THE FLOOR SO FUNNY meme and mocking those of us who are why /jp/ was, at one time, the best place on the internet to discuss VNs and doujin games.

Why don't you frauds go back to your jobs and social lives?

>> No.7857339

>>7857113
I forgot my own birthday 2years in a row. I always have to think for a little bit before I remember how old I am.. its pretty bad

>> No.7857343

>>7857336
Wrong.

>> No.7857347

I'm NEET but not hikki. I regularly grab my motorcycle and go on long rides in the night, enjoy the pleasure of cumming inside and take it easy err'ty day.

Having been awarded a boatload of cash from my insurance company after an accident helps.

>> No.7857352

>>7857341
Tell em, sister.

>> No.7857354

I was up till 6am reading LN's. My mom and her boyfriend were drunk off their shit and her room is right next to mine so I heard them "playing" with eachother in the early morning hours. I had to piss in a beer can.

When it all came together I had another one of those "what am I doing, ths life is a waste" moments.

>> No.7857359

>>7857341
Very funny. If you were here from the beginning you would know /jp/ has always been shit because VNs are shit and so are doujin games. You have to be 12 to think shit like Umineko and Melty Blood aren't cat feces. Hell, they have daily threads about your shitty games on /a/ and /v/ like Monster Quest.

Also, suck my dick.

>> No.7857365

So, do all NEETs live with their parents? Is that how you pay for food and internet access?

>> No.7857361

>>7857354
You should steal your mother away from the boyfriend and piss in her ass when you're doing anal.

>> No.7857370

>>7857365
Either that or disability checks. And even then they still live with their parents to save money on rent due to the economy.

I live by myself but that's only because I get money from scholarships and grants for not being clinically retarded. I only leave my apartment to take exams or for labs and rest is spent shitting all over /jp/'s front page.

>> No.7857371

>>7857359
So you're a masochist or something? Why would you come here?

>> No.7857372

>>7857359
>VNs are shit and so are doujin games
>they have daily threads about your shitty games on /a/ and /v/ like

Thank you for proving once again why all normalfags deserve to be permabanned from /jp/. If you hate this place and the topics discussed on it so much, why don't you stay on /a/ and /v/ with the rest of your kind?

>> No.7857373

>>7857365
Government depression money, tiny apartments and little food is the key. One cannot relax with a shared home.

>> No.7857378

>>7857359
>How do I play melty blood?
>>7857365
No. I'm just insanely rich. Reclusively rich so to speak.
>>7857371
They come here because as shitty as /jp/ is, it's still better than whatever board they came from. They'll never admit that though.

>> No.7857385

>>7857365
I do because I can't work up the balls to go to a psychiatrist, I tried 3 times last week and ended up hanging up. Even if I managed that I doubt I could suffer the embarrassment of walking into a government building and telling them "Hi I'd like to leech off of society."

>> No.7857388

>>7857371
Because I have nowhere else to go. The facebook generation has infested every other site and /jp/ seems to be the least infected.

>>7857372
I only go to /a/ and /v/ maybe once a week when /jp/ is slow and I'm out of shit to watch/listen to. And even then I usually get frustrated at all the underage kids who still enjoy things and leave angrily.

>> No.7857392

>>7857388
>I usually get frustrated at all the underage kids who still enjoy things
Oh dear. You are a wreck.

>> No.7857394

>>7857392
>Oh dear

Get out of here, grandma.

>> No.7857397

>>7857392
If you're not a wreck you don't belong on /jp/ in the first place.

>> No.7857399

>>7857341
Most of us left for greener pastures after the trolls started derailing ronery threads with TRUE NEETS ONLY. You should head to Tohnochan if you'd like a place that's like old /jp/.

>> No.7857403
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7857403

The fuck is wrong with this thread.
NEET was never a status symbol. You guys must be watching too many anime with NEET pride.
I bet 90% of the people replying here are just NEETing during summer proclaiming themselves to be trueNEET.
Fuck you faggots.
REAL DEAL TRUE NEET such as myself know how to keep a low profile about it.

>> No.7857405

>>7857397
You can be a wreck while still enjoying your hobbies.

>> No.7857406

>>7857341
>>7857372
>look @ me im an oldfag guise i no wat old jaypee was like, i only got here 2 months ago but its my sekrit klub now xD

>> No.7857410

>>7857388
You're no better than the facebook generation you're deriding, seeing as how you still think it's cool and edgy to call everything, including the things you like, shit or shitty.

>> No.7857412
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7857412

>>7857399
>Tohnochan

>> No.7857414
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7857414

>>7857388
xDDDD

>> No.7857416

>>7857403
>NEET was never a status symbol.
>I bet 90% of the people replying here are just NEETing during summer proclaiming themselves to be trueNEET.

This is what normalfags actually believe.

>> No.7857421
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7857421

Junge Leute müssen lospreschen, auch wenn sie scheitern! Man wird dich auslachen aber das ist wichtig!

Ich bin seit sieben, fast acht Jahren NEET. Eine lange Zeit! Dazwischen liegen zwei Olympiaden.

Ich bin zweiunddreißig Jahre alt. Weil ich ein NEET bin habe ich Potential! Im Gegensatz zu Leuten mit Job und normalen Leben habe ich unendlich viele Möglichkeiten! Deshalb schäme ich mich überhaupt nicht dafür.

Erfolg ist angeblich zu heiraten, Kinder und ein Haus zu haben, man soll mit sechzig arbeiten und dann in Rente gehen. Vielleicht ist das Erfolg? Aber... erst außerhalb der Gesellschaft lernte ich sie zu verstehen. Seitdem weiss ich unsere Gesellschaft ist annormal. Ich weiss wie lächerlich die Sorge um soziale Normen ist. Die Leute wollen eine unbefristete Arbeitsstelle. Aber das sollte nicht ihr einzigstes Lebensziel sein.

Selbst arme Leute können etwas schaffen! Man muss die Situation nutzen! Die Armen sind gewissermaßen ein auserwähltes Volk. Niemand muss sich dafür schämen! Auch als Obdachloser kann man große Träume haben. Wer dieses Potential legiert wird zum scheiss NEET!

Als NEET kannst du Freunde finden, Beziehungen knüpfen, ein Sprungbrett bauen um gemeinsam voran zu kommen!

>> No.7857423

>>7857403
You're that guy saying he started the whole NEET thing aren't you? Stop wasting your time and go get fucked faggot.

You're not a real deal NEET. You're such some loser normal who is made about NEET pride.

>> No.7857432

>>7857421
jo freyli

>> No.7857433

>>7857416
Same fucking faggot that goes around talking about "the good ol' /jp/" every day while calling everyone else a newfag like a fucking /b/tard. If you were really around years ago you'd know that /jp/ has always been terrible.

Get out of here, schmuck.

>> No.7857439

>>7857406
The archive doesn't lie. If you can't recognize that /jp/ was in a better state when it was almost all NEET/hikki in '08 and '09 (after all of the roleplayers, CYOA faggots, and /a/ kids were kicked out but before the JCBS and Bawson spam started) than it is today, you should probably go see an optometrist.

>> No.7857448

>>7857410
That's not the facebook generation, that's emos.

And I didn't say everything is shit, I just said don't enjoy anything anymore. I only watch TV and read garbage like manga to pass the time between meals.

>> No.7857452

>>7857423
>>7857416
Yeah right. This same thread is a passing off as a thinly veiled blogging thread.
All of you need to fuck off back to >>>/soc/ where you belong.
I dont need to hear about how your life sux, why you drop out of uni or how you want to get a girlfriend.

>> No.7857449
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7857449

NEETery is a status symbol! Extremely rare and valuable!

>> No.7857454

>>7857439
>JCBS

Japanese cook burning spaghetti?

>> No.7857458

>>7857452
But we all love our lives and have no intention of acquiring women. If you want or have a woman, please leave immediately.

>> No.7857463

>>7857458
>he doesn't have a cyborg waifu

What's it like not having access to secret military technology?

>> No.7857462

>NEET

GTFO >:{

>> No.7857467

>>7857452
Can't beat the NEET then get out on the STREET

>> No.7857472

>>7857467
That's a leet NEET beat you got there, Pete.

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>>7857467
am I the only one who laughed at this?

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7857479

>>7857474
you aren't

>> No.7857488
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>> No.7857489

I sometimes forget my name. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

>> No.7857490

>>7857474
>>7857479
If you're going to samefag at least remember to capitalize in one of your posts.

>> No.7857497

>>7857490
>everyone with the same opinion is the same guy xDDDD

Back to >>>/b/ with you, faggot.

>> No.7857498

>>7857489
My last name, yeah.

>> No.7857503

>>7857497
Who are you quoting?

>> No.7857509
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7857509

/a/ > /jp/

Enjoy your autism.

>> No.7857510

>>7857503
Your mother, nerd. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

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>>7857490
>>7857503
You're annoying, stop your pathetic trolling it's not even at an entry level.

>> No.7857514

>82 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Remember, shitposting ironically is still shitposting.

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>>7857514
suck my cock dude

>> No.7857518,1 [INTERNAL] 

Fuckin' meido....

>> No.7857518,2 [INTERNAL] 

Let's compare this to the non-shitty NEET thread from 3 years ago a few posts down.

>> No.7857518,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,2
That's an unfair comparison. This thread was started by a well-meaning individual whereas that other thread was started by a trolling shitposter.

>> No.7857518,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,2
>NEET thread
>non-shitty
No such thing. NEET are scum, and any thread about such is automatically worthless.

>> No.7857518,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,4
>NEET are scum, and any thread about such is automatically worthless.

This is what normalfags actually believe.

>> No.7857518,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,5
Call us normalfags because we actually do something with our lives and contribute to society, eh?

>> No.7857518,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,6
That's generally how it works, yes.

>> No.7857518,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,7
Just try not to let your jealousy blind you to how pathetic your lives really are, alright?

>> No.7857518,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,6
>do something with our lives

Spending all of your time doing things you hate, around people you despise, for money that you don't actually have the time to enjoy is "doing something with you life"? I think the term for that you're actually looking is "wage slavery".

>contribute to society
Haha, oh wow. Putting aside the fact that aiming to advance the interests of an abstraction like "society," composed of people about whom you don't care and with whom you'll likely never interact, is an incredibly stupid prerogative, do you seriously think that your actions have any significance on the world at large? Because if you do, you're even more delusional than the worst idolfags.

>> No.7857518,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,9
>Spending all of your time doing things you hate, around people you despise
It's really sad how you project like this. I actually really like my job, if I didn't I wouldn't be doing it. The people are pretty cool as well, though there aren't very many. As for the time, I have well enough time to enjoy it as I wish to boot.
But I guess if you think spending all your time doing nothing since you get no enjoyment from anything, around nobody at all, and are unable to enjoy money since you don't have it, that's cool I guess.

As for contributing to society, it's your duty as a citizen to put in at least as much as you take out. Anything less is immoral.

>> No.7857518,11 [INTERNAL] 

I'll never understand where you NEETs get this sense of superiority for being a worthless leech. Some of us weren't born into money or a nanny state and therefore have to work or die on the streets. You, on the other hand, have zero responsibilities and yet you find the time to cry about how hard your life is and how it's society's fault that you're a lazy, depressed sack of shit.

You're also basically saying poorfags are all normals and can't be hikkis or have social anxiety, which is pretty ignorant.

>> No.7857518,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,11
Keep crying poor bastard.

>> No.7857518,13 [INTERNAL] 

tl;dr I'd Kaguya so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England.
Real NEET are disgusting.

>> No.7857518,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,11
>You're also basically saying poorfags are all normals and can't be hikkis or have social anxiety, which is pretty ignorant.
Who said this, and when?

>> No.7857518,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,12
>>7857518,14
Cool argument.

>> No.7857518,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>7857518,15
It wasn't an argument, it was a question.

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