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Why are you so jealous of my cat, /jp/?

>> No.7856684

>>7856678
I will invent a setup like this oneday. A pod, with this kind of setup, a beautiful OLED screen, and built in massage/vibration in the bed to prevent muscle atrophy.

>> No.7856692
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>>7856684
>he still has muscles

>> No.7856696

My set-up is great. I have my monitor on a desk that is over a part of my bed and it is tilted down for the perfect viewing angle with a book, a roller mouse for just leaving on the bed for not moving anything but my thumb, a wireless keyboard that I can place on the side, and a tv that I can switch out if I want to game/watch sports.

It is amazing how little you eat when you are in bed 22 hours a day.

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>>7856692
>he's an undead skeleton warrior

>> No.7856708

>>7856696

I'm in bed 22 hours a day as well but I don't eat any less than when I wasn't a lazy fuck so I don't understand what you're talking about. If anything I eat more because of how lazy and without energy I am.

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>>7856708
I'm lying in bed 98% of the time but still eat like a pig because eating is the only thing I still enjoy.

Yet I'm somehow underweight.

>> No.7856723

>>7856721
I wonder what Kaguya's yeast infection smells like.

>> No.7856728

>>7856708
Not me, I rarely get hungry, I weighed 245 pounds (111 kg) when I started this, I now weigh 210 pounds (95 kg) because I eat only once or twice in a 2 day span (I consume about 400 calories a day). My metabolism is probably the worst on here and my stomach doesn't hold much food even if I was forced to eat.

>> No.7856731

>>7856696
>>7856708
So how do you avoid the bed sores?

>> No.7856734

>>7856731
I don't get them, I still bathe everyday and I move my position a lot as my bed is king sized. Cramps are a bitch though, as is washing the linens.

>> No.7856736

>>7856678
That is the silliest looking cat.

>> No.7856757

>>7856731
My entire left backside is full of stretch marks from before I became a NEET. I have a couple bed sores but it's hardly noticeable in comparison.

I haven't taken my shirt off in public for 14 years now.

>> No.7856763

That cat looks like a shitposter, I want nothing to do with him.

>> No.7856767

Who else thought that was an oscilloscope to the right of the monitor?

>> No.7856770

What a fancy looking cat.

>> No.7856774

>>7856770
I bet he eats Purina Cat Chow.

>> No.7856779

>>7856774
>Purina Cat Chow
that's some good shit.

>> No.7856781

That pic was taken years ago. That cat is probably dead by now.

>> No.7856784

That cat looks like it wants to kill that keyboard stand dead.

>> No.7856788

> CRT

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.7856785

>>7856781
wait, isn't that cat an undead? if not, how could he have the time to gather the informations needed to build that bedstation?

>> No.7856794

so...sure is Catsunday on /jp/. nice.

>> No.7856799

That's one HUGE cat.

>> No.7856824

who NYAA here?

>> No.7856863

People still use CRT?

>> No.7856902

>>7856863
It's obviously an old picture, you moron.

>> No.7856909

That setup sux, I'm pretty sure that keyboard stand covers most of the visual. Being that tall the arms would definitely grow tired after 30 minutes of typing. Additionally that monitor is way too far.

I don't even think anyone used that. It must have been done just as a joke.

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/jp/ overlooking the cityscape from his mansion.

>> No.7856964

>>7856918
Why is /jp/'s laptop a half-ghost? It's partially transparent there. I didn't know /jp/ has a cross-breeding program in his basement to make Youmu birth a line of semi-transparent half-ghost laptops.

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>>7856964
Geez, he is right

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But I'm not.

>> No.7857017

>>7856964
>>7856993
Because slow exposure for low light shot.

>> No.7857020
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7857020

>Male with a cat

>> No.7857064

>>7856918
optical camouflage or half the way to gensokyo?

>> No.7857071

>>7857069
Apparently it's feminine

>> No.7857069

>>7857020
Why do people laugh at this?

>> No.7857075

>>7857069

I knew a guy who owned a cat. He was a homosexual. All guys who own cats are homosexuals.

>> No.7857077

>>7857071
Wouldn't having a dog be more feminine? Real men can protect themselves.

>> No.7857081

I like how modern technology makes this crazy setup not nearly as crazy. Imagine with a wireless mouse/keyboard set and a flat screen monitor. It would totally work.

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>>7857020
>Male [...]
>laughingsluts.jpg
Welcome to /jp/, you missed /fit/ by a couple boards.

>> No.7857093

>>7857077

Loose butt cat owner detected.

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>>7857084

>> No.7857101

>>7857093
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>7857101

>> No.7857124

>>7857093
What's the matter?

You never had a pussy dick in your ass mouth before?

>> No.7857128 [DELETED] 

>>7857118
u college jealous? gdi bitter because money mine? more strong, squat big?

jealous of my bitter babby beta? gdi scum frat castle jeans?

HEY GDI FAGGOTS WHY CRY? MAD THAT PUSSY NO GET? BITTER AT BUSINESS? CONNECTIONS? QUESTION ME, ANGRY?

just because i get party pussy means you mad alcohol!? beer bbq jealous at me?

u frat greek? money? get mad at money? i make more stuff better so i better than you mad!

make business connection make 4034K year/month? yeah frat jalous

legit no homo, business connections = party legit

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>>7857128

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