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Why didn't the WTC workers just jump out on chairs, and jump off the chairs before they hit the ground?

>> No.7852188
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Because Sauron would have seen them.

>> No.7852189

they didn't want to survive. they were all brave martyrs for the jewish cause who knew their deaths would be justified if it lead to eventually subjugating the goyim.

>> No.7852190

ARE yYOU FUKINK DUMB?

>> No.7852194

>>7852190
Not as dumb as the WTC workers who didn't just jump out on chairs, and jump off the chairs before they hit the ground.

>> No.7852193

Why didnt the WTC workers just take a parachute to work that day?

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Why didn't the Fire men just put a massive Jelly around the WTC so the people would just bong up nd down instead of splatting all over the pavement?

>> No.7852200

Why is Frodo asking all these questions?

>> No.7852204

>>7852197
Why didn't they just build mosques near the buildings so terrorists wouldn't have crashed there...

Why didn't the pilot move the plane to the out of the way knowing he was going to die anyways and sparing the lives of 3k people?

>> No.7852213

Why didn't the passengers just turn their Gameboys on to bring down the planes?

>> No.7852238

>>7852213
Pehaps thats exactly what they did!

>> No.7852243

>>7852204
Because he was dead.

>> No.7852242

Terminal velocity you motherfucker. You'll die from shock.

>> No.7852254

>>7852243
THATS A LIE, everyone knows Muslims cant fly planes.

>> No.7852262

>>7852254
It's a conspiracy! We all know that all pilots are Jewish saboteurs! And all hostesses and terrorists that day were Jewish special forces!

>> No.7852271

This thread is hilarious.

But unfortunately it's still offtopic. Reported.

>> No.7852277

>>7852271
Both Planes and Touhous fly so they are /jp/ related.

>> No.7852279

9/11 was the Jews' doing. Jew physics make it so you can't survive that fall no matter what you do.

>> No.7852285

>>7852279
Jews have been monopolizing the access into Gensokyo which is why we can't enter. They've learned to shoot danmaku and fly without help, which is why the total destruction of WTC that day. They literally unleashed their Spell Cards before flying out of there.

>> No.7852284

>>7852277
Jewish conspiracies are real. Gensokyo is based on things that aren't real. Therefore Jewish conspiracies aren't /jp/-related.

>> No.7852318

>>7852285
So this is why orthodox jews wear silly hats and dresses!

>> No.7852342

>>7852318
Jewish danmaku as well! Have you noticed the Star of David as one of Sanae's Spell Cards? There's your reason why!

ZUN has been bought by the Jewish secret society!

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