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7851389 No.7851389 [Reply] [Original]

>Fischer: This is the Jewish American influence, the same as in the US
(..) Also in Japan, Pick up any girly magazine, and they will have page after
page of advertisements by circumcision clinics, and they promote it there in
Japan not so much for the p.. but they say you can rest (erect?) longer and the
girls like it better and they show all the girls smiling to these circumcised
guys. Circumcision is an absolute crime. The Jews say they know better then
millions of years of evolution.


IS THIS TRUE?


DO ANY OF YOU READ JAPANESE GIRLY MAGAZINES?

>> No.7851394
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7851394

All is going according to plan.

>> No.7853984 [DELETED] 

>mfw phimosis

>> No.7853987

>mfw phimosis
Strange, I've only seen one in a men's magazine for the medical-type problem

>> No.7853992

>DO ANY OF YOU READ JAPANESE GIRLY MAGAZINES?
Yes.

That's all you wanted to know, right? I can't be assed to read your whole post.

>> No.7853999
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7853999

I am regrowing my foreskin.

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7853996

related

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>>7853992
I read japanese girly magazines too!

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7854012

Yes yes.... all according to plan...

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7854022

Keikaku Doori

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>>7853996
That's a freaking waste! Why throwing it away when you can fry it in tempura?

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>>7854040

>> No.7854046 [DELETED] 

>>7851389
Can someone paraphrase this for me?

>> No.7854050

>>7854040
Prickles

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7854052

>mfw I'm circumcised

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>>7853996

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7854047

Get out JIDF devs.

>> No.7854058

I hate that I've had my genitals scarred for identification by my Jewish overlords.

>> No.7854067

Phimosis must suck. Regular uncircumcised works for me.

Sure, whores like cut dicks better, but how many people here seriously care about that? I'd rather have better fapping.

>> No.7854065

I hope you circumcised guys enjoy the nanochips that have been implanted in your bodies.

>> No.7854073

I once found a web sight dedicated to foreskin "lengthening".

>> No.7854076
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7854076

Getting cut if you have phimosis is one thing, but cutting it if you have no problems at all?

..I guess its more healthy if you only wash yourself once a week.

>> No.7854078

I love a penis with phimosis.

>> No.7854077

>>7854052
>exsquidsite

This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.7854083
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7854083

CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY JEWISH OATH

>> No.7854086

>>7854076
>Wash yourself once a week.
Who even does this. What the fuck happened to showering daily. Nobody does this anymore?

>> No.7854090

testing

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>>7854086
Myself i shower daily but i cant vouch for the rest of /jp/

>> No.7854097

>>7854086
Slave to societal norms

>> No.7854107

>>7854086
Not cool to be American any more.

>> No.7854117

>>7854114
Like I care about what some 3D slut has been conditioned to believe.

>> No.7854114

>>7854097
More like slave to personal hygiene. When was the last time you heard an attractive woman say she likes a man who smells of his own waste.

>> No.7854118

>>7854107
What does showering daily have to do with being American?

>> No.7854122

>>7854114
Not the guy you're responding to, but you just lost that one by default. Did you think you were on /adv/? Nobody here gives a fuck about 3D whores.

You should have mentioned the smell being unpleasant to yourself.

>> No.7854140

>>7854122
>Not the guy you're responding to,

Yes you are, you're just trying to ram the point home.
Alright how about this. When I come home from after a hot day and want to snuggle with my waifu, I don't want her to have to deal with my man stink. I will talk to her and maybe give her a kiss but I will definitely take a shower before I get close to her. So in short, I don't want my pillow smelling like balls.

>> No.7854151

>>7854140
That's a better point, but I'm still not the same guy. Take your 'lol samefag xD' shit back to >>>/b/ please.

>> No.7854159
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7854159

Daily showers and soap that makes me soft and smell like apples.
Add in waxing to remove any manly bodyhair you may have every 7 weeks.
How can you claim to be a little girl and not do this.

>> No.7854161

>>7854086
I take a shower every day, sometimes twice a day.

But it's not because I care about personal hygiene or because I have someone to impress. I just enjoy showering as much as I enjoy masturbating.

In controversy, I absolutely despise brushing my teeth. Haven't done so in months. The bad taste from the toothpaste, the stingy feeling it conveys, the scratchy feeling from the toothbrush, the aftertaste in the throat... ooh!

>> No.7854167

>>7854161
Opposite for me. I shower once every other day because I hate doing it but I don't want to smell like ass. I brush my teeth 2-3 times a day though.

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>>7854159
I am going to rape you.jpg

>> No.7854221

>>7854159
I want to rub your smooth legs

>> No.7854220

>The Jews say they know better then
millions of years of evolution.
We get wisdom teeth and appendixes removed all the time because evolution knows shit.

Not that I'm justifying this mutilation, I agree. It's just that that is a poor argument.

>> No.7854225

>>7854167
But you like masturbating too, right? If you do, then we're on even terms and I can imagine you're a little girl who hates showering but loves brushing.

Then I can get off to you.

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>>7854083
MUTILATION,
TORAH READING,
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THEY CUT MY DICK BLEEDING

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>> No.7854349

>>7854161
You're teeth are probably covered in plaque and littered with cavities. Enjoy being in constant pain and watching them fall out before you're thirty.

>> No.7854354

>>7854159
I would love to penetrate your anus with my member.

>> No.7854362

>>7854349
Not really. I do have a constant problem with tartar, though. That, and the bad breath it brings with it.

Well, perhaps I should change my ways a little. At least, a little floss every day wouldn't hurt.

>> No.7854367 [DELETED] 

>>7854159
Waxing EVERY week? That shit must hurt like hell. How do you bear with the pain?

>> No.7854384
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>>7854161
you should look into xylitol. It's the stuff that's in dental care chewing gum. You can buy it as a crystalline powder and use it just like you'd use sugar. It tastes sweet, has no aftertaste and is good for your teeth and bones, greatly reducing risk of caries. You can get 1kg of it for about 10 bucks. There's also xylitol-sweetened chocolate and ice cream and stuff like that available. Check your local Amazon.

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>>7854190
>>7854221
>>7854354
Okay.jpg
..But only if you are a healthy person with good personal hygiene.

>> No.7854389

I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT JEW DICKS!!!

>> No.7854398

>>7854362
No seriously bro, I'm warning you. Start brushing your teeth and flossing. If you don't then when you are an older man you will look back and say, "damn I wish had taken better care of my teeth."
I used to hang out with this guy who had the most horrifying teeth. All he ever ate was popcorn, pizza and pepsi. There was so much plaque and tartar buildup on his teeth that whenever he drank something colored they would be stained that color for the rest of the day. You could actually see the black spots on his teeth where the cavities were eating holes through them. He couldn't chew food because he was in pain, so he just kind of lightly sucked and gummed the food around in his mouth. Please for your own good, take care of your teeth. It is not unpleasant to brush them with toothpaste. They flavor that shit so that it isn't horrifying. If you want to be a real hardass brush them with baking soda. You will become used to the clean burning sensation you get, it is actually quite refreshing.

>> No.7854411

>>7854398
Hey, calm down. If it helps, I don't eat junk food all day like your friend. I have a pretty good diet of grains, meat, and vegetables on my plate every day.

Junk food for me only comes when I want to take a quick perk-me-up. I'll take a bite out of a chocolate bar and stay for hours without bothering with it again. I'm not saying my regiment is perfect, but if my teeth start changing, I'll notice it.

>> No.7854414

>getting circumcised by your own free will

holy shit there are people like this

>> No.7854413

>>7854411
Hey man, you can go ahead and justify it however you like. I'm just giving you a helpful hint. And I'll be the one who still has his teeth.

>> No.7854418

>>7854190
Horo can't rape me. You can't rape the willing!

>> No.7854420

>>7854398
>popcorn, pizza and pepsi

that is why his teeth where hideous monstrosities.

>> No.7854421

>>7854413
You make it sound like I'm doing something wrong here, Anon. Hey, dogs never brush their teeth in their lives, and they're always pretty white and shiny. Why is that?

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>>7854418
She will only rape you if you smell like apples.
And even then its more likely she will just eat you instead.

In wolf form, in a non-sexual sort of way.

>> No.7854434

>>7854411
>I have a pretty good diet of grains, meat, and vegetables on my plate every day.
>I have a pretty good diet of grains, meat, and vegetables
>I have a pretty good diet of grains
>a pretty good diet of grains
>good diet of grains
>diet of grains
>grains
Say goodbye to your teeth.

>> No.7854525

>>7854426
>non-sexual
Speak for yourself.

>> No.7854552

>>7854414
in the bible, one of the Jewish leaders told the king of some city-state that if the whole city would get circumcised, the king would be allowed to marry the sister of said Jewish leader. The king did as the Jew asked: the king and indeed all males in the city got a circumcision. However, it was actually a Jewish trick, as a few days later, when all the men were still in pain, the Jews came into the city and murdered every single man in the unsuspecting city. "The sons of Israel came upon the dead bodies and looted the city. They seized their flocks and herds and donkeys and everything else of theirs in the city and out in the fields. They carried off all their wealth and all their women and children, taking as plunder everything in the houses." The Jews now consider this a mythical deed of great heroism that is to be revered and emulated.

>> No.7854610

>>7854398
So, I decided to take your advice seriously. So today, in the first time in god-knows-how-many months, I mustered up the courage and brushed my teeth, and I used some anti-septic, AND I flossed! Ha! Am I doing this in the right order?

And... you were right. I feel surprisingly refreshed. Also surprising is the fact that I didn't really have any tartar after I flossed, which I was sure I had plenty to spare. I suppose I could go about making this a routine every time I take a shower...

>> No.7854967

>>7854078
I floss/brush in the shower~

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