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Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:46:18 2011 No.7850930 [Reply] [Original]

You have accidentally ejaculated onto the face of a large bear. It grows furious.

How do you diffuse the situation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:46:46 2011 No.7850932 Baritsu

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:47:46 2011 No.7850934 By debraining it with my penis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:48:17 2011 No.7850936 Allowing it to give me the pleasure of being cummed inside.

Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:48:46 2011 No.7850937

I fight this bear, because I must own up to my actions.

The battle is fierce, but I eventually overpower the bear, ripping off it's front legs and bludgeoning it to death.

Shortly thereafter, I am harassed by PETA, who have me summoned before a judge to stand trial for my actions. However, I am found not guilty.

I have the right to bear arms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:50:16 2011 No.7850941 >>7850937 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:50:17 2011 No.7850945 I'm gonna kill the bear. I'M GONNA KILL THE BEAR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:51:46 2011 No.7850946 Bear needs a shaking I shake that bear

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:53:47 2011 No.7850955 win da superbowl

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 22:55:47 2011 No.7850962 Crack open a couple of beers and give one to the bear. Failing that climb up a tree, wait for teh bear to follow about half way then either jump to another tree or jump down and run the fuck away. Also leave behind the beer as a decoy.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 9 23:02:18 2011 No.7850993 Best thread of /b/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 14:42:39 2011 No.7853391 i'm cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 14:46:50 2011 No.7853408 close the image, then clean the monitor

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:05:43 2011 No.7853454 crack it open and play tf2

>>	I<3flan !KC51ENe6Kk Sat Sep 10 15:10:43 2011 No.7853475 >>7850937 Haha. Oh dear, that's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:14:42 2011 No.7853487 Use aikido, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:18:42 2011 No.7853503 File: 61 KB, 684x982, BEARBRO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I make friends with the bear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:20:41 2011 No.7853514 File: 146 KB, 659x2360, 1309597284634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:23:15 2011 No.7853522 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hozNHLM2444

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:23:16 2011 No.7853527 >>7853514 How do I go from in front of it to on it's back without dieing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 10 15:23:16 2011 No.7853531 >>7850930 Quit joking around, you're a hundred years too early to face me. But it can't be helped... Guess I'll have to use "that" technique. I'll be your opponent!

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