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7847730 No.7847730 [Reply] [Original]

Room for one more

>> No.7847735

I don't know why but images of fart gas really, really gross me out. Like more than scat or just about anything else. I'm glad you can't see fart gas in real life.

>> No.7847740

>>7847735
I advise you to stay away from my room.

>> No.7847741

>>7847735
What about gassy scat?

>> No.7847746

>>7847741
Dog putrid. Basically, if there's gas in it, I can't handle it.

>> No.7847747

>>7847735
I think that's normal. Grosses me the fuck out too.

>> No.7847749

I thought that was piss, in which case I don't mind.

>> No.7847753

>>7847749
Vaporized piss or something?

>> No.7847757

But you enjoy feet and feet can be pretty smelly.

>> No.7847762

>>7847753
Yeah, you know, the futon full of piss and the smell is in the air. What you said too.

>> No.7847777

>>7847757
I don't enjoy smelly feet, that's why I only like anime feet. They're always clean and don't smell.

>> No.7847779
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>>7847757
you don't understand, mom! :O

>> No.7847780

Well, here's my logic. She (I can only presume) pissed in the bed, maybe shat.
She clearly has no shame, and is offering me to sleep with her. She wants to fuck.
If i was into scat i would jump in, why? Because obviously she would have no problems with me pissing on her and maybe taking a dump on her chest when we have sex.
Maybe together in her sea of piss i could piss on her, mixing together our piss and shit and fuck like rabbits.
Lick those piss stained tits.
If there's anything i learnt from all these years of reading VN's it's beggars cannot be choosers, unless I'm the rapist.

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>>7847777

>> No.7847787

>>7847779
I wish this guy did eroge

Seriously what the fuck

>> No.7847789

>>7847787
They don't let him due to his Korean ancestry.

>> No.7847792
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>>7847777
It's no fun if it's not a little dirty.

>> No.7847793

>>7847757
I don't like feet either. They are gross.

>> No.7847796

>>7847793
So you don't like feet and you don't like stink lines.

What a picky guy.

>> No.7847797

>>7847730
If only. I would dive under that blanket head first and lay right next to those wonderful equally smelly and sweaty feet. I would Take care to like each and every one of her smelly toes and in between. Slowly working up her legs I would take in her natural musk full of stink and woman smell that would get my already hard dick hard. She would giggle at me licking her behind her knees as she lets out more of her smelly hot fart in my face as she asks if I liked that. I would grunt in my ever increasing excitement as I reach up to her hot and stincky butt checks as I slowly and tenderly kiss each one. Then I would ever so slowly spread them apart to see her hairy ass hole. She would say that she has not wiped all day just so I can clean her up good. I would lick all that delicious shit that has been left be hind from her previous shits that she shat out. Continuing to lick her I would feel her anus bulge slightly soon to see a little bud of poop come out from her pink hole. She would say that she had kept this one especially for me as she pushes out a magnificent smelly log right into my mouth. I chew and saver this special meal as she giggles in excitement and horneyness as she takes the covers off to spread the remaining poop all over my body with her smelly feet then in turn jacking me off with it.

>> No.7847802

>>7847730
This gave me a massive hard on.

Probably because her clothes are soaked though..

>> No.7847803

>>7847796
maybe I just like things that don't smell, ok PHIL?

>> No.7847813

>>7847803
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>> No.7847854

I have an extremely weak sense of smell so I wouldn't mind her farting on me as long as she doesn't bitch when I do the same.

I can't sleep when wet, especially if it's someone else's bodily fluids. I don't even like making my own.

>> No.7847897

>>7847797

yeah? Well I would offer her a sanitary place to stay (since she obviously can't afford it), let her shower, give her clean clothes, and then consensually have sex with her in the missionary position in the sheets that are now fresh-from-the-dryer warm. In the morning, I would make her breakfast before leaving to work, and offer her my place for the day. At night, I'd come home to a nice home cooked meal and her wearing just an apron which is when I'd fuck her real hard right there doggy style with her face against the kitchen counter. After I finish, I'd tell her how displeased I am with her food, slap her across the face, and kick her ass out on the street after I take my apron and clean it of her filth.

>> No.7847902

Why is it that I tend to fart more while fapping?

>> No.7847909

>>7847902
Your body is trying to make you associate the smell with sexual desire so you will soon learn to appreciate stink

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