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Do you consume any elevating substances, /jp/?

I think alcoholism is wonderful.

>> No.7847557

Actually, the only threads I-ve ever replied to are shithreads like this one.
Most of the time I passively read everyone-s opinion about games or porn and keep mine to myself.

>> No.7847560
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no

>> No.7847562
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>chubby.jpg

>> No.7847561

>>7847557
I know that feel.

>> No.7847567

Fuck off you aspie shit

>> No.7847568

>>7847561
>respond to copypasta.

>> No.7847570

>>7847567
Massively asspained.

>> No.7847582
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>> No.7847585

>>7847582
Wrong thread, man

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>> No.7847618

I would never drink of drop of alcohol in my life. I hate alcohol with a passion.

>> No.7847669

>>7847618
Why? It makes everything so much nicer. You don't think you'll turn into a "OHH GOOOD IM SOOO DRUNK" normalfag, do you?

>> No.7847674

>>7847669
Armchair freud here

I think he was abused by his drunken mother and/or father or had some bad experience related with alcohol.

>> No.7847675

Good little girls do not consume alcohol.

>> No.7847677

>>7847674
Perhaps he was raped with a beer bottle.

>> No.7847678

I like to drink, not to escape but just because it's an interest of mine. I don't drink to get drunk, just to savor.

>> No.7847679

>>7847669
Not the guy you're responding to, but I agree with him. Everyone in my family turns into a complete dickhead even when they're only buzzed, and a few of them are full-on alcoholics. Not to mention, my mind is unstable enough as it is.

I don't have a problem with casual drinkers though.

>> No.7847683

>>7847669
Not the same person but, yes.

>> No.7847686

alcohol is alright, i prefer mary j. though
no tabaco though please
also flan, did you steal my pudding again :I

>> No.7847691

>>7847679
>>7847683
You're the same person when you're drunk as you are when you're sober. I also doubt you have an unstable mind. That's bullshit.

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>> No.7847695

>>7847683
>>7847679
For me I was worried for the longest that I would end up like my dad and just be an angry abusive drunkerd who could not control any of my actions. It turns out I am the complete opposite and I have been safely enjoying alcohol ever since.

what I am worried about now is that If i would end up like my mom who tried some weed and she ended up feeling paranoid as fuck. I want to try it at least once and see for myself.

>> No.7847696

>>7847695
>she ended up feeling paranoid as fuck

The effect varies from person to person.

>> No.7847704

>>7847695
People with anxiety problems [/jp/] should stay the fuck away from cannabis.

>> No.7847708

>>7847691
>You're the same person when you're drunk as you are when you're sober

You don't really believe this, right?

>I also doubt you have an unstable mind

Okay? I didn't mean unstable as in "crazy serial killer" unstable, more like dissociative and out of touch with reality.

>> No.7847713

>>7847691
>You're the same person when you're drunk as you are when you're sober.

The last time I was drunk I tried to fuck a cat.

>> No.7847714

>>7847696
The more paranoid you are, the better you are.

>>7847708
Yeah, I do believe it. I still don't believe you're out of touch with reality nor dissociative.

>> No.7847720

>>7847704
What? It makes you more relaxed, not less.

>> No.7847721

>>7847714
For some reason I don't think a haphazard psychoanalysis from some random nigger on /jp/ holds much credibility. Especially one who seriously believes that someone has the same state of mind whether they're drunk or sober.

>> No.7847722

>>7847720
Not the guy you responded to, but personal mileage may vary. It makes most of the people I know paranoid. My sister goes into full on tinfoil hat conspiracy mode.

>> No.7847731

We're all going to die.
I do everything.
Because I will soon be dead.

>> No.7847727

Yes I enjoy using psychedelics.

>> No.7847732

>alcohol
>THC

babbys first drug

>> No.7847736
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>>7847731
Fuck yeah bro thats the spirit

>> No.7847739

>>7847732
yeah I'm sure a weeaboo nerd like you gets around drugs all the time... LOL

>> No.7847743

>>7847739
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

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>>7847743

I didn't fight in the Gulf for 10 fucking years to be insulted to my face over the internet by some stuck-up brat.

Reported and called my buddies in the national guard. Prepare to be assraped - you fucked with the wrong guy.

>> No.7847755

>>7847750
>insulted to my face over the internet

fuck

>> No.7847758

>>7847721
Yeah, okay. Go talk to your voices then. Ooooh I'm soooo drunk! Duhhhh. *Hic!* So I says to mabel, I says to her, *hic!* that's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife! EHEHEHEHEHEH. I'm so wasted, dude. A totally different person! What? I didn't mean it when I said I wanted to suck your cock! Dude, I was like, drunk, eh heh heh. Oh man, those voices! I'm talking to them! Who am I?

>> No.7847760

The only way a true neet is allowed to have hallucinations is by privations of water/food/sleep.

I've been two days without eating or drinking water and, I tell you, fainting gets awesome.

You don't remember you fainted until a few moments after waking up. Just be careful with sharp furniture.

>> No.7847763

>>7847750
i will punch the everliving shit out of your young face. i will tell you how pretty you are as your mascara runs from your hysterical crying. your sobbing will make me hard. i will unzip my dockers and plunge my quivering fuckrod into your mouth. you will choke up your lunchables (tm) as i plunge your throat like a backed up toilet. after i have jizzed on your unremarkable face, you will leave the smeared makeup and semen on there through dinner with your family. i will be there, throwing plates of asparagus at your mother. she is not a good cook. i will tell her this. your father will remain seated, for he is weak, and fears me. i will fuck him too, but later. later, my dear.

>> No.7847767

>>7847763
>(tm)
alright that got me

>> No.7847770

>>7847750
I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

>> No.7847772

>>7847758
Trying too hard.

>> No.7847773

>>7847772
Whatever you say, schizodude.

>> No.7847775

>>7847773
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>> No.7847776

>>7847775
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>> No.7847778

>>7847773
I'm about as schizophrenic as you are straight. ie: Not at all.

I'm literally 100% sure that you're a homosexual too.

>> No.7847781

>>7847776
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>> No.7847782

>>7847775
>>7847776
Stop arguing with yourself.

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>>7847778
>I'm about as schizo as you are straight
>my mind is ... dissociative and out of touch with reality

Someone is losing ground here.

>> No.7847786

>>7847781
you better hope I never meet your stupid ass in real life. I would serioysly skull fuck you face until the blood filled up in pools on the floor so that my dog skittles would not need to refill his waterbowl for years. you faggot loving fuckwit. you are literally the scum of the earth. I fucked you girlfired. little dick faggot ass cheese monger cat mouse dod rat riny6 legs.

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>>7847784
>implying that dissociation is a defining trait of schizophrenia

I'm guessing they didn't have a psychology class at your middle school.

>> No.7847791

>>7847786
u college jealous? gdi bitter because money mine? more strong, squat big?

jealous of my bitter babby beta? gdi scum frat castle jeans?

HEY GDI FAGGOTS WHY CRY? MAD THAT PUSSY NO GET? BITTER AT BUSINESS? CONNECTIONS? QUESTION ME, ANGRY?

just because i get party pussy means you mad alcohol!? beer bbq jealous at me?

u frat greek? money? get mad at money? i make more stuff better so i better than you mad!

make business connection make 4034K year/month? yeah frat jalous

legit no homo, business connections = party legit

>> No.7847795

PLEASE, OP, RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING WIN, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.7847798

Just FYI the DSM has "alcohol intoxication" as a diagnosis, so it's safe to say that being drunk puts you in a significantly different state of mind than when you're sober.

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>>7847798
>he actually listens to conservative propaganda

Let me guess, you have a "mental disorder" too even though they're all fake? Fucking retard.

>> No.7847804

alcoholism ruins families

>> No.7847805

>>7847790
I wonder what you would get if you Googled the definition of the root word "schizo".
>Split
Oh, look at that.

>> No.7847807

You might misrake this for a shitty thread, but if anything, it is proof that the true spirit of 4chan lives on with /jp/ (and the text boards).

>> No.7847809

>>7847805
Backpedaling.

>> No.7847811

>>7847807
No, but I agree /jp/ should become a textboard.

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>>7847809
I was only pretending to be a dipshit.

>> No.7847816

>>7847801
At least I recognize the validity of the scientific method, Mr. greentext+reaction image.

>> No.7847817

>>7847805
You are seriously grasping at straws at this point. Since when do root words apply to modern definitions? I googled it as you requested anyway, and every single result on the first page was a link about schizophrenia.

If you're going to be an armchair pseudo-intellectual at least learn what the fuck you're talking about.

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>>7847804
They also create them

>> No.7847823

>>7847817
Okay. So I'm getting trolled. Whatever. You got me. Happy?

>> No.7847827

>>7847784
>>7847801
>>7847805
We have reached maximum levels of autism.

>> No.7847830

>>7847823
Not trying to troll dude, just stop the psychobabble shit. I still love you.

>> No.7847833

>>7847827
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.7847835

>>7847833
suck my cock dude

>> No.7847838

>>7847833
suck my cock dude

>> No.7847842

>>7847830
I've been spoken to by more than enough psychologists. To say that root words don't apply – especially to mental illnesses – is such bullshit and you know it. I can't remember how many times I've been stressed the importance of being "split" as a schizo. Yeah, to be "split" is to dissociate. You cannot deny this.

>> No.7847869

>>7847842
Could you at least google these "facts" before you post them? If you seriously got fed this nonsense then your psychologists are shit tier.

I hate to quote Wikipedia, but it was the first link on Google:
"is a mental disorder characterized by a disintegration of thought processes and of emotional responsiveness.[1] It most commonly manifests as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking, and it is accompanied by significant social or occupational dysfunction."

This doesn't really fit what you're telling me here. No mention of DP/DR. But I'm going to bed because I'm tired and you're a faggot. I'll see you tomorrow.

>> No.7847881

>>7847869
Apparently, auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, and disorganized thinking means you are contained within reality.

See ya.

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>>7847842
> Yeah, to be "split" is to dissociate.

>> No.7847894

>>7847887
Am I really wrong? I feel like I'm being told that the world is flat or something.

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