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7841752 No.7841752 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Momiji so perfect?

>> No.7841763

I DON'T CARE BOUT UR FUCKING 2HUS STOP PLAYING JRPGS AND GET LAID

>> No.7841761

Because you are a furry.

>> No.7841773

>>7841761
But Anonymous, having animal ears and/or tail does not make one a furry. I believe that's been discussed one billion times already.

>> No.7841777

Why is Momiji such a bitch?

>> No.7841779

>>7841773

Yiff in hell.

>> No.7841782

Because she has no character portrait.

>> No.7841797

>>7841752
she can't eat chocolate though

>> No.7841814

>>7841797
I would think with her body weight and the LD50 for milk and white chocolate would enable her to indulge once in awhile.

>> No.7842029

>>7841777

She's a bitch. I called her a bitch right in front of her tits.

>> No.7842034

>>7841797
Feeding a canine chocolate won't do that much bad to it, at least not in small amounts. I fed my two dogs an entire chocolate cake once, and they were hyper for the next hour, but they didn't puke blood or their entrails or anything.

As of today, I still feed them chocolate sometimes and nothing really happens. I wonder if the whole dog being poisonous to chocolate is really true.

>> No.7842045

Slut

>> No.7842054

>>7841752

wow so perfect <3 ~

>> No.7842047

>>7842034
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

>> No.7842107
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7842107

Momiji really is perfect.

>> No.7842117
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7842117

So perfect.
Loyal, reasonable...

>> No.7842121

>>7841752
wait isnt that the wolf from kanokon

>> No.7842124
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7842124

She seems like the kind of person who would scold you for being stupid, but only because she wants you to go down the right path.

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7842135

She seems like the helpful type, too.
I doubt she'd turn someone down if they offered assistance, though.

>> No.7842145
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7842145

I left my name on this entire time, but I don't even give a fuck.
It took my 5 tries just getting past the captcha on my second post.

>> No.7842157

And even though she's so hard working, she seems like the friendly type when she's off duty.
Approachable. She'd probably take care of you if you had nowhere else to go.

>> No.7842163
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7842163

This captcha really pisses me off.

>> No.7842167
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7842167

I wonder if she fucks like a wolf, too.
Wanko to Kurasou kind of ruined me with their descriptions.

>> No.7842169
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7842169

Why are Mods = Fags?

>> No.7842171
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7842171

The captcha seems to have eaten my name, but you know it's me.
I don't think the "shy and embarrassed" Momiji is right, I thought of her as more of an outgoing person independent of Aya.
I think the second Shoot the Bullet said something like that, too.

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7842181

Anyways, Momiji is perfect. That's all I can say.
Some people may disagree, but that's their decision and I'm happy with the one I've made.

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7842178

More like Moemiji.

>> No.7842191

>>7842169
cry more n00b

>> No.7842252
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7842252

>Momiji

>> No.7842271
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>>7842252

Oh, come on. All mothers love dogs.

>> No.7842292

>>7842191
suck my cock dude

>> No.7842294

>>7842292
i'm not gay like u go ask ur dad 2 suck ur cock

>> No.7842296

>>7842294
he already did today, your turn

suck my cock dude

>> No.7842344

>>7841752

Because she is Canadian.

>> No.7842367
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7842367

I prefer a different Touhou, but I do like Momiji.

>> No.7842389
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>> No.7842402

>>7842047
Theobromine is the chemical that causes toxicity in canines.

On average Milk chocolate contains 44 mg of theobromine per oz.
Semisweet chocolate contains 150mg/oz.
Baker's chocolate 390mg/oz.

Using a dose of 100 mg/kg of body fat as the toxic dose it comes out roughly as:
1 ounce per 1 pound of body weight for Milk chocolate
1 ounce per 3 pounds of body weight for Semisweet chocolate
1 ounce per 9 pounds of body weight for Baker's chocolate.

Lets assume Momiji is 140lbs, overestimation, and that would require 140oz of milk chocolate.
140/16 = 8.75lbs.

8.75lbs is inconceivable for just about anyone.

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7842405

This Momiji is better.

>> No.7842409

>>7842405
I don't know who that is but they're more sexually attractive, so I concur.

>> No.7842415

>>7842409
Such simplicity in the world if the only thinking you do is with your dick.

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>> No.7842419
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>>7842405

Does she shed enough that one haircut is enough to make a knitted sweater, so you can wear her right against your skin on cold nights?

Although that question is really only valid to the one Anon who firmly claimed Momiji was a samoyed rather than a wolf tengu.

>> No.7842431

>>7842415
My thinking is quite to the contrary normally. However, I never really cared for Momiji so she's at about the same level as a random character I've never seen.

>> No.7842439

>>7842431
Then don't phrase your statement as such.

Though by technicality, I'm wrong in thinking the quality of a person or character is not solely defined by their attractiveness.

>> No.7842448

>>7842431
The problem with your and the image poster's statements is that they could have bever existed and we'd be no worse for it

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7842515

I want to pet her so bad.

>> No.7842543

There's a restaurant near me called Momiji's.

Momiji owns it.

I've seen her.

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>>7842419
No. But she wears a giant paperclip in her hair.

>> No.7842597

>>7842543
Well you should probably not eat there then, I bet their food tastes like dogfood.

>> No.7842616

>>7842597
No! It's very good food!

I went there and told Momiji that she has pretty feet, and she blushed. It was very cute.

PS: I am not autistic.

>> No.7842726

>>7842402
According to the Wikipedia article and a simple proportion, it should be about a mere 30 ounces before she begins to feel "intestinal distress".

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