/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

A) Get warped to Gensokyo but you're only allowed to stay for half an hour

B) Delete Saten from existence permanently

You can only choose one. Your move /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

A

[Anonymous No.]

Both these options are terrible. I'd rather stay home.

[Anonymous No.]

B. Sena can replace Shiten.

[Anonymous No.]

C) Suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I get to choose between /a/ and /b/
Hmmm...
Hard one...

[Anonymous No.]

A. Half an hour is enough time to make love with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

B

[Anonymous No.]

I'll pick A if it means I can take my PC with me.

I need to see whether Alice is like me or not.

[Anonymous No.]

A. I take opportunity of this to lose my virginity, since it's gensokyo this makes it special

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

A.
It would bring me joy, although the chances of me finding my favorite Touhou is next to none.

[Anonymous No.]

A
half an hour is enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

30 minutes is the biggest cocktease ever. Seeing as how I'll end up there upon death anyway I'll choose B.

[Anonymous No.]

A) I'll let one of the 2hoes eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

A.
Stay there for 30 minutes in real time, next to forever in Gensokyo. Kill myself before I warp back

[Anonymous No.]

A.
The time doesn't matter - it makes Gensokyo real.
I can find the way in on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd think 30 mins would be fucking short time to make them fall in love with you unless you are prepared for raep time, though since all of them are more powerful than you it wouldnt work either ;_;

[Turtletron No.]

A, Bring a camera and turn it into a documentary

Shit would be like a real life Jurassic Park

[Anonymous No.]

A) is useless because I can already enter Gensokyo
B) is useless because I don't care about some weeaboo anime
So I'll pick C) remove all shit threads.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I counter with h0mu.

[Anonymous No.]

But as a 3D being, going to Gensokyo would mean that it is actually a 3D place and all of your favorite Touhous are 3DPD. What do you do now, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836983
If you don't believe, you're not going to Gensokyo anyway.

[Yasu No.]

I use those 30 minutes to study and become a witch.

[Anonymous No.]

A)
>ほんの少しだけでいい

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836966
>weeaboo anime
That doesn't even make sense, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836999
shut the fuck up nerd

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Wide h0mu.

[Freezing !qSaya2MQ6o No.]

I'd drink the Hourai Elixir in those 30 mins

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836999
Shut up weeaboo. Go back to your weeaboo animes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>7837059
Why would you want to be immortal?

[Anonymous No.]

worst meduka

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837059
You're transported to a random spot in Gensokyo.
You don't know where you are, you don't know where anything is, you know absolutely no one and nobody knows you. You have no tools or weapons or any kind of magic or special power.

Do you really think you would be able to locate, steal and consume the hourai elixir in 30 minutes? What if there isn't one? Can you find out how to create it, gather the ingredients, create it and then drink it in 30 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837089
You serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837095
I like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837114
Its cool but when it is all said and done you will just end up in an empty void when all matter is gone because you out lived everyone and everything. Because you are in that void now you would be in a constant state of suffocating because there would be no air and you would live through that state for the rest of eternity.

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>7837114
You would suffer insurmountable pain by seeing your loved ones die again, again and again, would get so much knowledge you would be considered a mad man by the society and even persecuted, you would never belong anywhere, after some time you would always be bored, and when the end of the world comes you will still be alive alone with nothing to do.