/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
Having being a normalfag is a /a/ related habit. Their kind doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a job or friends and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for shutins, hikkis, and true NEETs only. It only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

man, i took a shit today, a big one, a grat one

my carpet still smells

[No.1 Sudo and Hong Fan !4Lz7IzRcvI No.]

sudo-sama for king NEET of /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

FLOORSHITING N33T5 4LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

god this is so true. and i'm sick of normalfags around here saging my threads.

[Anonymous No.]

I have begun caring intimately for one of my pillows.

Isolation is one hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>Having being a normalfag
>It only.
Don't start a thread if you can't even type straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836656
Jesus Christ, why is it so hard to understand this for you shitheads.

Sage does fucking NOTHING to your thread, it's for the post of person sending a message. It merely ensures it doesn't bump a thread.

Fucking learn this, simpletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836666
butobliterated


nice quads btw ^^

[Anonymous No.]

Am i still allowed on /jp/ if i have a part-time job and only work 8 hours a week but never leave the house for anything else?

[Stalker of Omsk No.]

I already have steady plan for Portal that is in action. Even if it's unlucky for me I have to do some things like going to school.

School - > Depression - > Yearning for Gensokyo - > Finding Method - > PORTAL - > GENSOKYO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836666
Look at that fag, lol

rude sage

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7836666
sick quads bro

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a hikki but I don't see the appeal of shitting on the floor, can someone explain it to me ?

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>7836666
He's probably being sarcastic.
I hope.
Also nice quads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836672
What kind of job lets you only work for 8 hours a week?

[Uidrew !!m4tW5PKB2UV No.]

- Job.
- friends.

I don't think so troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836681
You're still retarded though.

[Normalfag No.]

What's so bad about us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836689
Not as bad as OP though.

I am dead serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836684
Are you a normal or something? Have you never thought how much time people waste in the bathroom in the course of their lives, all for the sake of keeping up appearances?

The point of shitting on the floor isn't just to show that you're "edgy" and wallow in your own filth, it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.

If you can't understand that much, there's no hope for you.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7836683
epic singles dude

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever played an RPG for such a long period time that you can still hear the battle dialogue even after shutting the game off?

I can hear the voices even now. "YEAH, SHULK GET STUCK IN. TIME FOR A CHAIN ATTACK." I'm getting a little scared

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>7836684
Probably because they feel like they are free from the clutches of society by doing it.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7836697
If I play something too much I will often have a dream that I am playing it. It's always a disappointment when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836684
If you use the bathroom twice a day for five minutes at a time, it means you spend approximately 60 hours each year on the toilet. Why would anyone that isn't a superficial normalfag waste so much effort that could be spent playing a game or clearing another VN?

[Anonymous No.]

I would shit on the floor, but I have terrible diarrhea right now, it would probably make the floor slippery.

[Stalker of Omsk No.]

>>7836697
I usually sleep with computer and few times I felt asleep during raid. Dream about getting gear from Onyxia is one of few dreams that I won't forget.

I miss WoW.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention!
Being male is a /a/ related habit. Their kind doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a penis or testes and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for little girls, fairies, and touhous only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet none of you ever fucked your woofer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836747
What fuck is a woofer?..

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836804
A dog I guess.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7836652

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836809
Close. Well here's the story anyways. One fine day, my dick was like WOAH! Then out of the corner of my eye, I saw a hole the right size on the side of my woofer. Then love happened.