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Still revering those worthless Buddhists, /jp/?Why haven't you pledged yourselves to the superiority of the Tao yet?
I'm going to become a legend and make it to Gensokyo on my own. I don't need Buddhism or Taoism.
Miko will never listen to your desires ;_;
>B-But you're not allowed to place me among your desires, Anonymous...
There is only one Lord whom I serve.Die, heretic.
I already did.
Why rever any of them? Confucianism is the way to go.
>>7835623What if ZUN made a female Jesus touhou or a Christian touhou? I'm actually thinking how that would look, maybe she would be in a nun outfit?
Why is Futo so cute?
>>7835680Because she's an obedient dog.
Futo is wonderful! Always coming to the aid of her docile acquaintance.
>>7835690Still the most radical Touhou
>>7835702See, Taoists got some mad ghetto skills. We got a DJ, a rapper and a skater, all in one game!What does Buddhist scum got except flashers and hipsters?
It's shipping time, /jp/. Who is Futo's destined one?
>>7835690Mononobe no Futo's Pro Skater!Better than Tony Hawk!
>>7835706BROFIST, BUDDY! YO!
>>7835709>>7835705>>7835702>>7835690Stop forgetting the ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Why is shinki wearing that ridiculous hat? Also, when did Mima cut her hair so short and lost her wings?
Why does her hat look like a penis?
>>7835740Because you want to do your mother.
Boooo~I'm a ghost!
I love the TD cast.
>>7835815Don't go around stealing Miko's job! You already got your skateboard.
>>7835834>S-Sorry... I wo-HRMMHFFFHFMFFF
Miko = DJFuto = SkaterTojiko = Gangster / Bro / Buddy ?Seiga = ?Yoshika = ?
>>7835847Tojiko=Rapper delivering thunderous lyricsSeiga=PimpYoshika=Doorman
Nobody likes Sega-chan ;_;I guess that means I have her all for myself!
>>7835884Maybe if she stopped throwing around curved lasers people wouldn't hate her so much
>>7835927B-But I find her curving lasers so charming~♥They're not annoying like Shou's, they're adventurous!
>>7835934Adventurous like the inside of her vagooo?
>>7835976Now you've made me wish to stick my drumstick into the gap of her Buddhist drum! I must dismiss such a temptation by chanting Sutra!Fap fap fap fap
>>7835884I fucking love Seiga. Cutest touhou of all time.
>>7836009Name: SeigaKaku @ 2010-05-17 04:18 ID: 7039c6 I like the pictures and stories where the women hate their children and kill it by killing themselves or cut it out of their bellies or cause some kind of miscarriage. Maybe because that's how I would feel if I became pregnant. And I generally like violence involving strong (self-destructing) feelings. A woman is supposed to love her child and protect it with her life, the thought of a woman hating it so much that she will risk or destroy her own life to kill it, is what I like about these fantasies.6 . Name: NyaNyaOrin @ 2010-05-17 05:38 ID: f3f4a0 Wow, Seiga Kaku, if your a girl, you're my kind of woman lol. I love all of that, and I love the idea of a woman being raped so hard she miscarries. There's just something so wicked and taboo about killing an unborn child and to know that it's completely legal is such a turn on.7 . Name: SeigaKaku @ 2010-05-17 08:12 ID: 7039c6 Thanks ;) Yes, I'm a girl and genuine disgusted by pregnancy. >and to know that it's completely legal is such a turn on I don't think raping a woman until she miscarries is completely legal - or do you mean normal abortion?
In the war between hermits, evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
>>7836033Y-Y-Y-YOU TAOIST SCUM ARE CRIMINALS! CRIMINALS!!!
>>7836076I'm drowning in hypocrisy.
Ten Desires cast = best cast.
>>7836135Was Kyouko forced to join Myouren temple just so that all the butch men-ladies would have a warm cocksleeve ready whenever their dicks ached?
>>7836140Oh my... that mental image gave me an instant erection.
>>7836140Stop bullying Kyouko!
>>7836135As a Yamabiko, don't you think this particular character might be the easiest to rape?> Fuck me harder!Fuck me harder!Think of the possibilities...
>>7836270Now imagine her repeating all that generic hentai talk in a silly, cheerful, nonchalant voice.>NNGGHH, your pussy is tightening up>MY PUSSY IS TIGHTENING UUUUUUP~~>Haa... Haa... almost coming....>ALMOST COMIIIIIIING~~>I came inside your womb>YOU CAME INSIDE MY WOOOOOMB~~
>>7836327Yeah, you know, that tone of voice where she's just parroting without actually understanding what she's saying.
>>7836270Sauce?!I love Kyouko so much! <3
>>7836397You should give IQDB a try. It is really helpful.
>>7835815Can't believe someone saved my shitty edit.
Still waiting for the Hermetic faction
Dead threads can come back to page 0with the power of Tao!
Why are these so good.
Buddhists?Does the Buddha offer anything worthwhile in the way of rice, foxes and great and massive blessings? Does the Tao?If so, please do say. Can never be too much of a good thing, and great and mighty Inari is not a jealous god.
>Byakuren Hijiri (Enemy)WHY?
>>7840996Because Byakuren is malevolent. Any righteous person would oppose her.
>>7839286What is love?
>>7841294Long or short answer?
>P-Please don't...>I am not what you truly desire, so please let me go
Lewd, lewd Taoists.
>Let's dance~♪ Let's dance~♫
But Taoists know that everything follows the Tao whether they mean to or not. People who call themselves Tao are honestly further from the Tao than they think.
>>7842748Who would do such things to such a nice girl!?
Just in case you forgot what stage she's in.
>>7844393On a related note, I just uploaded the new comic and added translations.http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/990956/4koma-birthday-comic-gift-komeiji_satori-metal_gea
>>7844411Well, she is pretty underwhelming for a Final boss. She doesn't have Remi's finesse, Yuyuko's grandeur, Eirin and Kaguya's SPAAAAACE, Kanako's dominance (and pillars), Okuu's nukes or Byakuren's radiance.
>>7844445She has her stuff. We just haven't awakened to it yet.
>>7844445She's got the moves. I love watching her bow her head then raise her arm up whenever I fight her.
>>7844445Zun was going for "cool" with her, which is better than some dumb flowery adjective that will get ignored when they get turned into a joke character.
>>7844491They need the flowery adjectives as a polar opposite to their respective jokes. And Miko needs her own as well.
Is Futo retarded like Cirno, Meiling, Okuu, and Shou?
>>7844522No, just old-fashioned.
>>7844520Miko already has a joke that is the opposite of being cool.
>>7844491>ZunWrite it in all-caps, for God's sake!
>>7844537Well, yeah, my original point was that "cool" is a nice feature for a 4-5 Stage boss, but not good enough for a Final.Anyway, yeah, I guess she could become the Ruby Rhod of Gensokyo, she already is a DJ who can see "his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates"
>>7844560Oh dear god, anything but that.
Ten Desires? More like Ten Grand
This is the only picture of Futo I have saved.
How does Yoshika do it? How does she manage to get the best fanart?
Forgot my picture (not necessarily representative).
>Why haven't you pledged yourselves to the superiority of the Tau yet?
>>7845190>I HAVE SWORN TO FIGHT FOR THE TAO
>>7845190Oh man, Tau units look so cool. I always wanted to buy them when I used to paint Warhammers but I always thought they would end up looking atrocious.
>>7845190I wouldn't call getting two delegations devoured by the Tyranids in a vain attempt for peace "superiority". Unless you were shooting for being the best at dying.
>>7844437Thanks, I just checked pool on danboru like 5 minutes ago and came back straight to this thread. Weird.
>>7845237But they killed Slaanesh!
>Ability to pass through walls>Womb walls included!FREE ABORTIONS!
>>7845338A Guardsman killed a Greater Daemon with a brick, but this discussion is more at home on /tg/Back to the wonderful new ladies.
She might look solemn, but she's actually a player.
Why are Chiisana Yokubou and True Admin so good?
>>7845532Are you trying to tell me you wouldn't want to have a beautiful child with your waifu as an eternal symbol of the love you two share, Anon?
>>7847995Imagine moot finding out about that theme, making it play on 4chan's background constantly and changing his Napoleon Dynamite haircut to Miko's horns.But I think that's too much faggotry at the same time, even for moot.
>>7848070>>7847976>>7835708ARGH! This love triangle is driving me crazy!
Aaaah, at last, Mikofeet!
>>7853431Typical Buddhist scum. They all deserve a slap in the face!
How does that piece of cloth even work?
You'll never catch toaism, Buddhist fuckers!
Little people outside japan knows, Toyosatomimi no miko which is also 聖徳太子, is Buddhism.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_ShotokuHe spread the teachings of Buddhism and build temples like the one Byakuren's brother was in 信贵山.Byakuren and Miko probably even know each other.
Hey losers! The bitch who instilled all your wrong ideas is a self-described evil hermit! How do you justify that?
>>7855797>eyeshadowThere's a limit to sluttiness, and it just has been surpassed.
>>7860390Hey, fuck you, at least she's upfront with it, she doesn't pretend she's a benevolent Messiah to get more followers.
Taoism is unbeatable.
Why is Futo so small and cute?
>>7860825I wonder if she'll come out as a DFC by the fanart.
WHERE ARE MY LOLI MIKO DOUJINS, JAPAN?
Taoists should return where they belong, in the stinking basement.
>>7860917Well most of her fanart, she looks like a child.
>>7860984I wouldn't say she looks exactly child-like. More like, you know, about Marisa's age.
Oh man, my heart.
Oh hi Usotsukiya who didn't draw feet in my face for a change.>>7861212HNNGGG
I WILL GO TO VALHALL BITCHZ ILL EAT ALL THE PORK AND DRINK ALL THE MEAD, U MADZ?
>>7861551Okay, I like Final Fantasy, but why the FUCK does Sleipnir only have six legs.
the second black guy i respect, and no the first one isn't Obama, i've read over 50 page and it's pretty interesting, i consume every words from this book without any difficulty. Taoism book are great too.
>See girls? You two can get along just fine! There is no need to fight over religions!
Now, that's just silly!
>Ow! Ow! Stop it, Anonymous, that desire is too lewd!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves one of the first genderswaps in Ten Desires
What a lewd girl.
>>7868157Sega-chan is kind of a slut.
>>7868947I LIKE IT!
>>7871758<< Fund It! >>
How will you react if Miko or Futo become playable characters in a next Touhou and Byakuren gets left out?Personally I will be very happy
>>7872683Byakuren is BBA. Playable Command are usually teenaged-looking and human.
What good is a power that can only see desires?
>>7874390Satori can read minds so wouldn't she be able to see what their desires are? Indeed a worthless power compared to others, only fit for a slut so she can "relieve" said desires.
>>7874417I think that "seeing desires" lets you see things at a more primal level, you know, things that can't be expressed with words.
>>7874897My desire to fuck satori can be described with words, and im sure she would be able to understand it.