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Why don't you have a Otaku girlfriend /jp/?

>> No.7831281

Holding out for a /cgl/ sweetheart ヽ(´ー` )ノ

>> No.7831282

Because they are even more obnoxious than me.

>> No.7831283

how can you otaku if you won't even neet?

>> No.7831287

I don't want one.

>> No.7831288

because i'm not a faggot.

>> No.7831289
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>> No.7831290

>>7831288
>88

SIEG HEIL

>> No.7831291

>>7831288
You mean you don't like real girls.

>> No.7831295

I'm not a lesbian.

>> No.7831297

>2011
>isn't hanging out in the woods to find sweet innocent young boys so you can suck their cocks
I seriously hope you guys aren't "straight"

>> No.7831299

>>7831279
I used to. It didn't work. Bad idea.

>> No.7831300
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7831300

Because i like men, and finding a Otaku boyfriend that is not a complete retard is impossible.

>> No.7831306

>>7831295
>>7831297
>>7831299
>>7831300
Get out of /jp/.

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>>7831300
ur a shit tier otaku, yookari

>> No.7831308

>>>/v/

>> No.7831309

Either fujoshit or weeaboo.

I have my bro on /jp/ it's more than enough.

>> No.7831313
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because girly boys are better? duh

>> No.7831315

>>7831297
>>7831295
>>7831297
>>7831299
>>7831300
Get the fuck out, you f>>>/a/ggot deviants.

>> No.7831321

>>7831313
cuz ur a faget enjoy ur hiv bro

>> No.7831326

>>7831279
>Why don't you have a 3DPD girlfriend /jp/?
Do you even have to ask?

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>>7831321
dead next year so sure.

while im enjoying getting trap ass you are still hanging in your room.

>> No.7831330

>>7831326
but tru/jp/ gets jap pussy on a daily basis.

>> No.7831332

>>7831315
Hey I'll take offense for that. I assure you that I never touched /a/ with a 10 feet pole.
I could understand if you told me to get out of /jp/, but go to /a/? That's too cruel...

>> No.7831338

>>7831328
>while im enjoying getting trap ass
you mean you enjoy drilling dude in an unwashed ass. why trap, why not a big, strong male?

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>>7831338
im interested in smaller bodies and unwashed? someone doesnt know what enema is

>> No.7831348

>>7831346
get the fuck out you sick nerd.

>> No.7831352

>>7831338

He's not gay. He likes traps. That's different. XD

>> No.7831361

>>7831328
>>7831346
another fag here. keep 'em coming, that's one of the better asses I ever seen

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>>7831348
>/jp/
>calling someone else a sick nerd

look where you are at buddy

>> No.7831364

This thread is incredibly frustrating.

Stop it.

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>>7831346
I prefer males with muscles and so on myself to traps.
If i am going to have someone drill my ass its going to be a man and not a girly man.

Two girly males going at it would be strange after all.

>> No.7831371

>>7831363
now it's clear that you're from /a/, projector.

>> No.7831373

>>7831363
Get out of my dojo if you cannot grasp the Path of Irony!

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>>7831364
OP here!

It is easiest way to make shitstorm thread on /jp/.

>> No.7831383
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GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE LOL:D

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>>7831352
no, its gay. i just dont like masculine men. anyway, im done with this thread

>> No.7831394

>>7831369
I'm bi , but i like only girly stuff.
manly and big muscles are too much for me.
and often skinny, girly boys have enormous dicks, a beautiful thing to play with.

>> No.7831403

>2011
>/jp/
>not gay
GTFO normalfags!

>> No.7831405

>>7831388
before leave, I have to know something: is that your ass?

>> No.7831407

>>7831383
Just.....just what the fuck is this shit?

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>>7831371
>been here for 3 years now

yeeeeeaaah no...

>> No.7831426

>>7831407
darwin awards-the gay edition, just that.

>> No.7831428

>>7831388
>88

SIEG HEIL

>> No.7831429

>>7831407
g/a/y pride posters ITT

>> No.7831430

this "gay" thing sounds like just another 3d perversion to me

>> No.7831435

>>7831405
dude, i'm not trolling.
just, i wanted to say that really that ass is fucking sublime.

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>>7831394
Im just gay myself, though some people like me claim they are "straight" as we are "females"

Well if you are BI that makes sense.
As for the dicks i agree, shame i only have my own to play with.

>> No.7831447

>>7831430
because /a/v/b/ posters usually come from /soc/ and think that being gay is the best thing ever.

>> No.7831448

>>7831414
Your shit posting is a dead giveaway.

>> No.7831454
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>>7831442
Why don't we all join the group sex?

I don't care if you are a girl or a boy.

>> No.7831461

>>7831430
It is. You ever seen gays IRL? They act as if they're superior to everyone and act in a way as if to let EVERYONE know, "Hey look at me! I'm queer!!!!!!'

To any actual faggots ITT I have a question. Why do gay men act this way? The high pitched nasally voice, the constant had flipping motion, the constant "Like, what-everrrrrrrrrrrrr" talk etc.

What is the fucking deal? No wonder everyone hates gays.

>> No.7831465

>>7831442
the only thing I say to to you is, the only way is to GO OUT.
I've been lucky befriending my gay ex-neighbour, going out with him I eventually ended up having sex with some trap someway. after sometime, I started to date a girl, and so on.
you just can't some things online. well, good luck.

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>>7831461
Don't forget that those retards have also ruined rainbow.

>> No.7831472

>>7831442
>>7831442
It's only gay if balls are touching.

>> No.7831467

>>7831461
Not all gays all like that. But yeah, I hate those kinds of guys.

>> No.7831473

>>7831454
count me in. can I be the first one pegged by you?

>> No.7831476

>>7831461
not all gays behave like that. i have a friend who carries himself like an early 80s gay porn star and absolutely no one disrespects him.

>> No.7831481

Because an otaku girlfriend is a waste of time and I'd probably make her leave before I introduce myself.

>> No.7831479

>>7831461
It depends on the person to be honest.
I know gay people who are totally normal in behaviour.

Hell even gay people hate those sort of gays.

>> No.7831489

Why don't you date one of them /jp/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwHapH0LVy8

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>>7831448
i would direct you proof to easymodo but last i heard it was dead or down. does it matter? most of /jp/ according to /jp/ers collective thoughts is "shitposting". you may think what you wish.

>>7831405
nope, though i wish it was. i have a pic but its been posted many times on /b/ before and i dont feel comfortable sharing with /jp/edos

>> No.7831492

>>7831481
Uidrew, please, lead your fellow comradies out of /jp/.

>> No.7831493
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7831493

Gays are fucking disgusting and this isn't some "Because God said so" thing either. They spread AIDS, fuck each other in the ass (which in itself is nasty) and make a nuisance of themselves in public. Claim anyone who isn't gay like them are in denial of their gayness and actually want to be gay like them etc

Go be gay somewhere else....like on the Sun.

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>>7831492
I don't have people following me.

And with all the crap that's going on with /a/, I've been hanging out here for frequently as it's nice and "slower".

>> No.7831508

>>7831490
And the fact that you keep defending yourself as if you have some sort of reputation to uphold is another giveaway.

>> No.7831502

>>7831490
>posted many times on /b/ before
So aside from being a faggot, you're also a retard? Jesus Christ, free this world from a burden and an hero.

>> No.7831513

>>7831442
..Are you that same 20 year old transvestite from the other day?

>> No.7831524

>>7831502
i went to /b/ for a certain kind of thread. so i cant enjoy baw threads on /b/? i love /jp/'s false sense of eliteism, always have.

its hard to believe i mained this place for touhou for 2 years

>> No.7831525

>>7831493
Trannies are even more disgusting.

>> No.7831536

>>7831524
>so i cant enjoy [x] on /b/
Correct

Get out

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My face when a 40yo old weeaboo wears his moms panties, pretending to be a hot female near me.

Seriously, why are gays so disgusting?

>> No.7831529

>>7831508
nah, i just dont like misunderstandings

>> No.7831533
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>>7831513
Probably.
Unless there are more of us on /jp/, but that i somehow doubt.

>> No.7831537

Because the only fujoshi I know weighs more than teice what I do and used to camwhore on MSN.

>> No.7831541

I don't want to have "LOL xD NYAAA :) " in my inbox/SMS/IM.
Maybe there are otaku girls who are not so obnoxious, but I think they don't describe themselves as otaku.

>> No.7831544

>>7831524
>so i cant enjoy baw threads on /b/

/jp/ is proud NEETs only. We do not cry about or status, we do not like 3D shit(because only virgin nerds do that) and we are not a closet normalfags how cry about their life.

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>>7831536
>you must like /jp/ and only /jp/
>no fun allowed on /jp/ like touhou 12.3 or doujin games

ok, if you say so

>> No.7831550

>>7831544
i never said i was bawing
i gave advice.

>> No.7831554

>>7831490
>wish it was
what a shame. I had already thought what to say if it was yours: "I know that will never happen, but I'll quit my job to ride it for 5 or 6 hours"
well, nevermind.

>> No.7831556

Please do not reply to /b/ tripfag. Thanks.

>> No.7831558

>>7831533
so, uhm, do you want to post some pic maybe?
or its better go on /d/ or whatever?

>> No.7831570

Traps sound god-tier, all of the cute feminity of women, but none of the bitchiness, drama, unreliabitlity, whimsical disloyalty, etc. The only downside being that traps have a penis. Oh well, nothing is perfect, is it?

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>>7831558
Sure i do.
But i have already shitposted enough for today, not going to start camwhoring on /jp/ aswell.

Go to >>>/soc if you want that.

>> No.7831569

I see a lot of people here responding to someone who must be on my filter. I encourage you all to put him on yours and move on.

>> No.7831574

>>7831569
Welcome to my filter.

>> No.7831576

>>7831570
"downside"?

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>>7831558
Sure i do.
But i have already shitposted enough for today, not going to start camwhoring on /jp/ aswell.

Go to >>>/soc/ if you want that.

>> No.7831580 [DELETED] 

>>7831567
well, I was just asking, there's no need to be aggressive.

>> No.7831588

>>7831570
> all of the cute feminity of women, but none of the bitchiness, drama, unreliabitlity, whimsical disloyalty, etc.
Are you stupid? Traps are even bigger sluts and attention whores than 3D women. They aim to be the bitch sluts.

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I haven't met an attractive one that isn't "Kawaii" or not taken. Seriously our girls need to serious the fuck up. That superficial cuteness and "lol random" are for fourteen year olds. You are not fourteen. Stop it. Its offensive.

Honestly I'm not holding out for an otaku girlfriend, just one that isn't a bitch and a whore who can tolerate my occasional need to watch anime and buy some anime related goods. Also I'm looking for an introvert like me who doesn't force me to go out to places that are uncomfortable.

But if I could have any Otaku girlfriend I'd want Saori. Kuroneko is cute, but she's too DEEP for me and would hate me for watching pretty cure. Saori doesn't look judgemental.

>> No.7831604

>>7831579
>if you want that.
it's not that now I want to masturbate to the first trap I see around, I just thought it could be hot to see your ass while we were talking. just that.

>> No.7831619
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because i am waiting my waifu in real life form

;_;

>> No.7831621

>>7831595
Are you "attractive"?
You cant ask for more than you can give.

That said i am aware /jp/ are the kings of double standards and all.

>> No.7831627 [DELETED] 

>>7831570
Real trannies do all of that and they're disgusting. As usual 2D is superior.

>> No.7831630

>>7831619
you're waiting for humanoid terminal Hatsune Miku too? I already ordered the furnitures for her studio.

>> No.7831632

so many /a/shits ITT.
>>7831619
>;_;
gtfo from /jp/ closet normalfag.

>> No.7831638

Because I left behind the illusion that just having interests in common can be a solid base for a romantic relationship years ago.

>> No.7831638,1 [INTERNAL] 

Aaaand thread's gone. What do you think about meido now?

>> No.7831638,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7831638,1
+1 for getting rid of the pests of that /soc/ shit.

>> No.7831638,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7831638,1
>What do you think about meido now?
He's too slow.

>> No.7831638,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>7831638,1
Took too long to delete this shit thread.

>> No.7831638,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7831638,1
Are we supposed to be impressed that a 4chan janitor can execute the basic duties which are expected of them?

>> No.7831638,6 [INTERNAL] 

I was expecting thread full of cute otaku female /jp/ Anons but NOPE.JPG, gayness and traps as usual.

Rude sage.

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