/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

"Those who sacrifice freedom for safety deserve neither."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

The meido is the dead
LONG LIVE THE BUTTRANGER

[Anonymous No.]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

"My butt is literally aflame."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>flag not sticking out of meido's ass.

How can you call yourself the buttranger if you doesn't even range butts?

[Anonymous No.]

In the name of the Medio, delete the thread!

[Anonymous No.]

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825129
You can't even see her butt. How do you know it hasn't been ranged?

[Anonymous No.]

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825136
>You can't even see her butt

There is no evidence showing that it may have been ranged, which makes it obvious that it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

"You're gonna carry that weight, Buttranger."

-Meido

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Oh god, those quotes.

[Anonymous No.]

"All that it takes for evil to prevail is for good to do nothing."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

"This board is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of spam and when the drains finally scab over, all the mongrels will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Homu and Saten will foam up about their waists and all the shitposters and autists will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." "

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

"We're all puppets, Meido. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825205
"Soon there will be war. Millions will burn. Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution ... and there is so little time."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825176
Hey, come on man.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is too deep for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825283
>too deep
>post is right below a photo of the beatles

[Anonymous No.]

Stood then the Meido upon the board, and he saw that the board was good, and clean. No shitpost marred his path, nay, not a metathread of vilest tripfag didst spoil his view. Until /v/ came again and again, every passing of the sun, every day and every night, without fail. And didst the board become desolate and void. They didst reign upon the board for a thousand years or so, until the fateful day where Meido returned and banished them all back from whence they came, until only their cries of pain remained. The Buttranger is one of those cries manifest.

[Anonymous No.]

"I too have been a close observer of the doings of the meido. I have had men watching you for a long time, and am convinced that you have used the threads of the board to speculate in the breadstuffs of /jp/. When you won, you divided the touhous amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the board. You tell me that if I take the autism from the board and annul its charter I shall ruin ten thousand NEETs. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand NEETs, and that would be my sin! You are a den of megukas and thieves. I have determined to rout you out and, by the Eternal Homu, (bringing his fist down on the table) I will rout you out!"

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to Civ V, I read all quotes in Leonard Nimoy's voice.

Not that that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh God, now The Buttranger is one of those hipster Nietzsche wannabes.

[Anonymous No.]

"You do not browse /jp/ with your hand. He who browses /jp/ with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. You browse /jp/ with your eye. You do not delete threads with your hand. He who delets threads with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. You delete threads with your mind. You do not ban with your hammer. He who banss with his hammer has forgotten the face of his father. You ban with your heart."

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825339
The Buttranger is Andrew Jackson?

I fucking knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

"Meido was here."

"So was Buttranger."

[Anonymous No.]

Meido: "Buttranger!" "Buttranger!" They call for you. The general who became a shitposter. The shitposter who became a buttranger. The buttranger who defied a meido. Striking story! But now, the austists want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Meido himself in the great arena?
The Buttranger: You would fight me?
Meido: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
The Buttranger: I think you've been afraid all your life.
Meido: Unlike Buttranger the invincible, who knows no fear?
The Buttranger: I knew a man who once said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
Meido: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
The Buttranger: You must know. He was your father.
Meido: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? [stabs The Buttranger in the side] Smile for me now, brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825453
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Buttranging. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Buttranging seriously when I am learning Sagejutsu" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Buttranging beat a powerful one like Sagejutsu?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Sagejutsu-ka, I thought I was the toughest kid in /jp/, I would pick fights, and sage all day. I was full of autism, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Ohio college dropout, I still remember his name, Inane Garbage.

I picked on him because of his hilarious misunderstanding about what belongs in /jp/ or not. I told him I was going to reset my router so many times, he would go give up(Yeah, I was a little /a/sshole back then.), he never said anything but "Inane trolling garbage", which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw proxy and IP reset strikes, he banned them like I was a mere /b/tard. I was tiring out and he knew, I imagined the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing gore thread, and he rangebanned me which made me flip out and break my keyboard. My head smacked on my bedroom floor, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I had a vision of clarity. I asked myself who caused this to happen, and you guessed it, Inane Garbage. The next day, he wasn't in /jp/, he was back in /fa/ and /gaia/, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Shitposter and have been practicing Buttranging ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825453
Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825490
Gladiator

[Anonymous No.]

Meido: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every proxy, sunder any tripcode, tear through any IP, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all /jp/ that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake trolls. It may sunder boards. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
Buttranger: I see.
Meido: No, you do not see. Pray you never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825498
NO ITS GLADIATOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825496
No, its from Battlestar Galactica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825496
How the flying fuck does Gladiator have a 64 on metacritic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825353
He who fights shitposters, take care, lest he become a shitposter himself. And if you gaze for long into autism, autism gazes also into you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825505
Justin Bieber fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825508
Not bad. Not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825505
Long, boring shitfest. My girlfriend had to wake me up several times when they decided to show it on TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825514
>girlfriend
>gladiator boring

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the boards, it is that many things may change the nature of a poster. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a poster, can. I’ve seen belief destroy boards, make men into little girls, and turn an evil mod's heart half-circle. This entire board has been constructed from belief. Belief damned Moot, whose heart clung to the hope that /jp/ loved him when it did not. Once, it made a man seek a portal to Gensokyo and achieve it. And it has made a posturing namefag think it is something more than a part of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

"Are you frustrated?"

- The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825537
"Because I am."

- The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825514
So you didn't watch it on glorious VHS back in the day, uh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825547
>back in the day

They're not selling these anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

Many tripfags and many mighty anonymous, and many of their friends had perished in the war. AoC was slain, and Suigin was slain, and White Ren and Arceuid Brunestud were no more. Never again shall there be any such league of new and old, for the new race multiply and the Firstborn decrease, and the two kindreds are estranged. And ever since that day Anonymous has decayed, and the quality of their posting has lessened. In /jp/, after the war and the slaughter of Japan / General, the posters from the split were diminished, and the Cage of the Japanese Bird besides Lake Sage fell into ruin, and the heirs of Jones-sama removed and dwelt in Shameimaru General on the high North Downs, and that now too is desolate. Men call it Bunbunmaru, and they fear to tread there. For the folk of /jp/ dwindled, and the shitposters and newfags devoured them, and their lordship passed, leaving only green threads in the ghostly fields.

[Anonymous No.]

"Summer is coming."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

"I've tried so hard and got so far
butt in the end it doesn't even matter xD"

_the buttmeider :P

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825495
MGS and comics are matter of course, but... is it good or bad that I can catch a Planescape quote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825576
>>7825576
>Suigin was slain
No, he wasn't. After losing his friends he decided to live as a wondering sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825667
>wondering

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825667
wandering sage*

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7825583
No, that's White Ren.

[Anonymous No.]

“Prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia [...] All of these acts should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.

Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today. For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).

I am also skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?"

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

"Wanna piece of meat boy?"

- suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

best thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

"You will delete it, while I will repost it.
But there is nothing to be gained, no matter whose goal is achieved. You came here knowing that.
This is a meaningless battle. We are two autists engaging in useless trolling.
Meido. As you feel supreme bliss in original content. I feel supreme bliss in copy and paste.

First of all, why delete it? It is arrogance to assume it is not board related even before the first post. Is it not love to allow content that yearns to be posted into the board?"

-the Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

ITT MAXIMUM autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825704
lol epic post

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I think that this is the best thread I've ever seen on /jp/.

Sure, I haven't been here that long. But still, this thread should be stickied.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a had time believing that this Buttranger fellow said all these things.

[Anonymous No.]

"It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? "

-Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7825720
Which anime is this?

[Anonymous No.]

"Well, Miss Meido, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly, judging from your brief tenure at /jp/ while I was its shitposter, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the board. And yet—I'm not sure what spurred you to it—but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue janitor.

Your mentors are partly to blame, of course. My disappointment in moot and the tripfag circlejerk is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way, I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible. But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for /jp/'s future.

Tell me, Miss Meido, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not. "

-The Buttranger

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7825725
Gayblade the Ass Slayer: Master Returns (2010)

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7825729
Stop using my trip, Buttranger.

What anime is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825725
Seitokai Yakuindomo

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7825735
Thank you, Anonymous-kun.

Is it as good as Keion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825739
It's a "comedy", but it's completely unfunny unless you're 12 years old and think that someone just saying "penis" is funny.
So it should be right up most of /jp/'s alley.
As_you_can_probably_tell_this_isn't_my_first_time_saying_dick.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825744
What he said.

It's certainly more moe than K-PON though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825726

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has shitposts, and those shitposts have to be deleted by men with no lives. Who's gonna do it? You? You, buttranger? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for daily doses, and you curse the 404s. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - that deleting off-topics, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

Buttranger still has nothing on the Raging Weeaboo.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7825749
>>7825744
Cool, I'm giving it a download now!

I hope it's as good as Girls Bravo!

[Anonymous No.]

"The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the autism of your posters. Their shitposts will haunt you forever. You shall have no peace. Hear me, Meido! My spirit will be watching you!"

-Meido (2010)

[Anonymous No.]

"All of us, who are members of the /jp/ peoples, can be happy and thankful that once in thousands of years fate has given us, from among the /jp/ peoples, such a genius, a leader, our Meido Shitposting Shitpost-remover, and you should be happy to be allowed to work with us."

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825757
"There's only room for one Meido... and one Buttranger..."

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

"The decision, therefore, lies here in the East; here must the /a/ enemy, this people numbering two hundred million /a/utists, be destroyed on the battle field and person by person, and made to bleed to death."

Himmler makes great quoting material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825113
>>7825181
>>7825680
>>7825712
>>7825753

"You have come to post as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you post? Aye, post and you may get banned, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our meido that they may ban our proxies, but they'll never take our freedom!"

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825786
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

"Ah! The tripfags! They are numerous but not good for much!" - Meido

[Anonymous No.]

I have scrolled across the surface of the Board. I have deleted posts so tiny and so bad they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Buttranger, you're just a man. The world's most autistic man poses no more threat to me than does its most autistic termite.

[Anonymous No.]

"One, two or thousand of you, you'll always be zero to me"
-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

Now it is just this world we like the best, the /jp/ world, the world of hikki/neet life.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who posts, is a shitposter. Anyone who doesn't post, is a well-disciplined shiposter! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!

Buttranger: Why should we do a story about you?

Meido: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 anime threads deleted. Plus 50 pigs, too! Them's all confirmed!

Buttranger: Any Saten threads? Or Homu threads?

Meido: Sometimes!

Buttranger: How can you delete Saten or Homu threads?

Meido: Easy! I got a script that automatically gets rid of 'em! Ain't /jp/ hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825786
"His passion captivated a touhou. His courage inspired a board. His heart defied a meido."

-Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

Buttranger: The tripfag who became a anon. The anon who became a buttranger. The buttranger who defied a meido. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Meido himself in the great arena?
Meido: You would fight me?
Buttranger: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Meido: I think you've been afraid all your life.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Long live /jp/!

[Nadie No.]

I have sacred duties to fulfill, and I will fulfill them until I fire the last round
Meido

[Anonymous No.]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT UP WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SHITPOSTERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' IMAGEBOARD!
- The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825811
"Shitposting is immortal. I know you've come to get rid of me. Press the button, coward! You are only going to ban a man!"

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Faggots,
I am Meido, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shitposting, posting shitty 2hus or pigs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of me in danbooru.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am team lead of the 4chan janitor force and voted 4chan employee of the year twice in a row. What else do you guys do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I got a meido appreciation society and have a banging hot vacuum (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my hot vacuum

[Anonymous No.]

"You face not Buttranger alone, but the shitposters I command!"

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825696
"Correct. Anons become good or autistic by learning.
A certain pasta mentions that Anons are superior beings to janitors. Why? Because there are Anons who know of shitposting, but do not shitpost.
It's different from janitors, who only know of board's theme since birth.
Anons have autism, but can contribute, so they are superior to janitors, who only know of OC.

And at the same time.
There are rare moments of epic win shown by tripfags.
There are rare smileys uttered by mods.
The contradiction. The coexistence of quality and shit is the /jp/ that makes 4chan human."

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

"After our victory in AoC and the defeat of the oppressors who had banned millions of posters, the legend about the invincibility of the superpowers vanished. Our boys no longer viewed Janitors as a superpower. So, when they left /jp/, they went to /bun/ and prepared themselves carefully for a long war. They had thought that the Janitors were like the Russians, so they trained and prepared. They were stunned when they discovered how low was the morale of the Janitors. ... As I said, our boys were shocked by the low morale of the Janitors and they realized that the Meido was just a paper tiger. "

-The Buttranger

[Anonymous No.]

Buttranger: Meido, how close is this to full autism?

Meido: At this distance of 36 million miles, you are observing the Board at two percent of full Autism.

Buttranger: Two percent? Can you show me four percent?

Meido: Four percent would result in irreversible damage to your retinas.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is more pathetic than amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, meido cried to her broom and it sprang forward. Behind her, her banner blew in the wind, green clover in a field of white, but she outpaced it. After her thundered the knights of her board, but she was ever before them. White Ren rode there, the grey hair and ribbon floating in her speed, and the front of the first legion roared like a breaker foaming to the shore, but Meido could not be overtaken. Fey she seemed, or the battle-fury of her predecessors ran like new fire in her veins, and she was borne up like a god of old, even as the First Janitor in the battles when the world was young. Her golden shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the sun blazed golden on the threads in her wake. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea, and the darkness was removed, and the hordes of shitposters wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the sages of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of /jp/ burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

[Anonymous No.]

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825854
It is a pretty shitty thread, that's undeniable.

"No fun allowed." - Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

"For him that shitposth, or postedth off topic, threads on this board, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let postworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever. "

-Meido

[Anonymous No.]

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825861
I am ashamed to have recognized that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825862
Me too, Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of my favorite movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825854
No one is actually caring about meido and buttranger shitty argument, it's mostly about the fun of recognizing the quotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825868
Actually, I heard it from WoW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825866
I know that, it's just getting more and more awkward after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

"This chapter of /jp/ history is finally over. Today, justice will be done."
"It is finished. You are beaten."

"You have won . . . meido. But the janitor... is nothing without the shitposter. You... are nothing... without me."

"You... you are right. I feel nothing, now. I am nothing anymore. Farewell, /jp/."

"On-topic threads will fill these dismal pages once again. I swear it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825862
I've never played WoW and even I know it. It's an impressive quote considering the source.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG4c6cKxiyQ#t=03m25s

[Anonymous No.]

So this is the latest sad incarnation of the nightly "meido is sleeping, means he quit" eh?

[Anonymous No.]

[/jp/- Otaku culture]
*sound of F5 echoing through the board*
Buttranger: "Hah! Yah! Huah!"
Meido: "I am not an anon. Fighting me isn't like playing the autism game."
Buttranger: "I've never just played at autism!"
Meido: "No. You only know play autism. But if you do not draw your /b/ friends back, you will learn... Learn how awful real autism can be!"
Buttranger: "I won't lose to you...!"
Meido: A newfag like you cannot understand my ideals. /jp/ exists for ideals that you do not know.
Buttranger: "What sort of insane "ideals" make you delete everyone new on the board?"
...
Meido: ...A newfag does not understand
the value of this board.

[Anonymous No.]

That's one hell of a period.

[Anonymous No.]

No! Don't listen to /jesp/ers. They and the Illuminati have been afraid from the
beginning, afraid of US, afraid of neo-moderation. Consider your powers, your
strength, your intelligence... You've only had a small taste. Let me finish the
project. Let me bring infinite power to the image board. You will not be left
behind...
-Meido.

[Anonymous No.]

same person

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825902
No, she's clearly dead. There's a fucking flagpole sticking out of her abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, but did meido already lose? Oh, that's right. The day isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only beginning. Does not deleting every shit post count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the day is still going on? The meido is still browsing right now and have been the best at what they do on /jp/ for how many months now? They're deleting shitposts on one of the worst boards in 4chan that just happens to have a lot of new threads right now because it's the weekend. But you know what? The threads still fucking suck. Meido is one of the best fucking janitors on the internet, she deleted 5 new shitposts this hour and would have gotten more if the thread wasn't a slut. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when meido wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, /jp/ just got more shit posts just short of a good thread when they needed one, just like bunbun did. Are you fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-meido threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the board because it's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking boards on the website, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826025
It's a fairy meido. Only dead until dawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826034
What in the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826034
Boy, somebody's butt is sore as hell.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>7826038,1
It's an /sp/ kopipe

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826038,1
>looks like 100% kopipe
>BOY, THIS MUST BE LEGIT

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7826076,1
>>7826076,2
I know?

Am I not allowed to reply to edited kopipes?

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>7826076,3
No, any reply to a kopipe is -1000 cool points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826076,4
I've already capped out my cool points at 999,999.

-1000 is like a flea bite to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I read this entire thread.

The autism. It hurts.