Masturbation is rapidly losing its effectiveness for shaking off this deprived feeling. What do NEETs and otakus do when the desire to put their dicks in something becomes overwhelming? Onahole? Porn? Buy a dog? Does anything truly quiet the libido for more than a day?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:14:21 2011 No.7822764 [Reply] [Original]

Masturbation is rapidly losing its effectiveness for shaking off this deprived feeling.
What do NEETs and otakus do when the desire to put their dicks in something becomes overwhelming? Onahole? Porn? Buy a dog? Does anything truly quiet the libido for more than a day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:15:49 2011 No.7822766 >>7822764 An antidepressant regiment. It sends your penis into hibernation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:16:50 2011 No.7822769 >>7822766 Regimen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:16:50 2011 No.7822770 I haven't fapped in weeks, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:17:19 2011 No.7822772 File: 20 KB, 387x323, 1308787031907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Penis shaped vibrators.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:18:19 2011 No.7822777 Gain weight and stop washing yourself. Watch and see if you ever get it up again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:18:20 2011 No.7822774 >>7822766 Not OP but I'm on 40mg of Prozac and I don't feel like its doing anything to my libido. One other antidepressant I tried even increased my libido or at least made masturbation more pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:20:20 2011 No.7822781 Stop when it's not pleasurable anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:20:21 2011 No.7822780 Female hormones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:21:20 2011 No.7822782 I haven't had such desires since puberty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:22:21 2011 No.7822787 File: 72 KB, 273x377, 1313111708523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822780 This is true, having been on HRT since i was 17 (now 20) this is one thing that kills your libido.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:25:23 2011 No.7822793 File: 669 KB, 601x800, realtohos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822787 >>7822780 And how/where I could buy them without prescription or people thinking I'm changing gender. (not OP btw)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:25:53 2011 No.7822792 Does sex actually kill the libido for more time than masturbation? After all, an orgasm is an orgasm, right? Right?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Sep 3 17:27:22 2011 No.7822797 >>7822764 Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling Call me pathetic, call me what you will My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one she's got When masturbation's lost its fun You're fucking lonely

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:27:22 2011 No.7822798

try being 30 in a month, and having failed any single thing you tried to in your life, what got you out of the post-failed suicide depression too. plus, be virgin, neet, without friends, and family.
lately, I feel no sexual desires at all, so probably it works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:27:22 2011 No.7822801 >>7822797 what a shitty song

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 17:27:53 2011 No.7822800 >>7822787 So are you the little girl now?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:28:22 2011 No.7822802

>>7822766

That's a good answer. I was on citolopram for a while, and it completely killed the urge. I didn't care for the damaging side affects though.

>>7822781

Not sure what you mean... I could fap every day for months and nothing would change. Every day I think about horribly perverted things, and the /jp/ oriented entertainment I enjoy doesn't help.

>>7822787

But... I don't want to actually change gender.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sat Sep 3 17:30:30 2011 No.7822806 >>7822801 It was made by Green Day, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:31:27 2011 No.7822809 >>7822792 Fuck if I know... You think I'd be asking if I had tried that? >>7822798 And what if you're 34?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:33:23 2011 No.7822810 >>7822793 Not available over the counter. The most easily available source is probably a birth control prescription, but I doubt you could get a doctor to prescribe you that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:33:54 2011 No.7822812 I'm not sure I understand your first statement, as for the second, why bother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:34:25 2011 No.7822815 File: 204 KB, 424x516, 1313538044123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822800 No, but i do look like one. ..Provided i dont take my underwear off, i mean i still have my penis after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:36:22 2011 No.7822819 >>7822809 well, I hope to die before a year or so. I won't be able to survive another year, and I'm too old to go back sleeping in the metro without taking deadly pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:36:22 2011 No.7822820 File: 101 KB, 300x169, 1306122666421.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822815 >Provided i dont take my underwear off But where's the fun in that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:36:53 2011 No.7822822 >>7822815 So you're a tranny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:38:22 2011 No.7822828 >>7822809 Yah, yah. It's just that... it'd be strange if sex was more 'effective'. It's the same thing, plus touching some delicious meat. Should that make that much of a difference? I demand explanations!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:38:55 2011 No.7822830 >>7822822 how nostalgic. I still remember when traps looked like something new, hot and strange to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:40:23 2011 No.7822835 >>7822815 Just curious and I'm too lazy to go look it up on wikipedia, but what pscyhological effects did it have on you? What about physiological ones? Does it modify the refactory period?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 17:41:54 2011 No.7822841 >>7822815 >>a girl with a penis So you're like Anon's perfect waifu, but you got no libido? That sucks dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:41:54 2011 No.7822842 >>7822828 Maybe it's psychological. You know you actually fucked someone, after all. Or it could be the fact that sex requires more moving than just jacking off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:41:54 2011 No.7822843 File: 13 KB, 251x158, 1294617518934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822764 >What do NEETs and otakus do when the desire to put their dicks in something becomes overwhelming?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:42:23 2011 No.7822844 Cumming into an onahole is more mentally satisfying than coming onto your stomach or hand.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:42:23 2011 No.7822845

>>7822822
Well yes.
A person who does not know me would not be able to tell that i am actually male unless i take off my clothes.

Medical science is not advanced enough to give me a vagina so i guess i am stuck with my penis.
Not that i mind though, i quite like my penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:43:25 2011 No.7822851 File: 9 KB, 181x274, 1294467829384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822843 nt dude, but check THESE out

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:43:25 2011 No.7822854 >>7822845 so, wanna go on a date out or something? i'm sexually aggressive like a cup of tea after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:44:54 2011 No.7822855 >>7822843 >>7822851 lol noobs

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:45:23 2011 No.7822859 >>7822841 I do have a libido now that i dont take the same amount of hormones i did at the start of my HRT, doctors also prescribe you various pills to raise your libido for that phase.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:46:23 2011 No.7822860 /jp/ - Transsexuals with a penis/General

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:47:24 2011 No.7822864 File: 3 KB, 126x108, 1295413623408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822855 AW SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:48:24 2011 No.7822866 >>7822855 >55 I should not have laughed, but I did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:48:55 2011 No.7822870 File: 80 KB, 739x494, bros lighting up cigarettes._.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822866 >66

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:49:25 2011 No.7822872

>>7822844
I've been wondering if that might be the case. I always feel that I'm holding back on what could have been a much greater orgasm when I have to worry about not cumming everywhere.

Is it worth getting an onahole just to feel the pleasure of cumming inside?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:49:25 2011 No.7822873 /jp/ - Little girls and double precision floating-point numbers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:49:55 2011 No.7822874 File: 2.61 MB, 909x691, 1298120244799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822866

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:49:55 2011 No.7822875 Hell yeah doobles thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:49:55 2011 No.7822876 File: 55 KB, 610x346, 32423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822854 Depends, do you want to be the giver or receiver? I can play both fields.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:50:56 2011 No.7822877 >>7822876 This is the point where you both waltz to >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:50:56 2011 No.7822878 File: 65 KB, 409x441, 1295403814590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822875

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 17:51:24 2011 No.7822882 >>7822876 How come you always post doubles girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:51:54 2011 No.7822883 File: 21 KB, 371x288, 1294460469701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822877 Son of a bitch... YOU STOLE MY DUBZ

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:52:23 2011 No.7822885 >>7822876 I'm okay with both, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:52:53 2011 No.7822887 >>7822885 Are you okay with trips?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:53:24 2011 No.7822889 File: 6 KB, 300x168, 34234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822882 Just because.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:54:56 2011 No.7822892 File: 72 KB, 400x400, 1310274810397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822889 >889

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:55:24 2011 No.7822893 >>7822764 OP wants a loli bot.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 17:55:24 2011 No.7822894 File: 104 KB, 1280x720, doubles girl 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822889 Cool. I'm just happy to see that she hasn't been forgotten.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:55:55 2011 No.7822895

>>7822764

When ordinary masturbation becomes boring, buy a nice dress, a dildo, and a kigurumi mask.

When that becomes boring, dress up and invite people over for "tea" parties.

When that becomes boring, you'll probably be so desperate for cock up your ass you'll have no problem selling yourself into sexual slavery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:56:26 2011 No.7822896 >>7822872 I think an onahole is worth it if you like to masturbate. It's like a massage on your entire penis.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:57:25 2011 No.7822899
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Try the so called "traumatic" masturbation syndrome, it is always super effective. The guys telling that is a decease just want to sell pills and things like that. And anyways you are going to stay virgins forever and become wizard like me

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:58:25 2011 No.7822900 >>7822896 I might try one of them there loli onaholes... Hope it doesn't give me penis cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:59:25 2011 No.7822902 ITT /a/

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 17:59:25 2011 No.7822903 >>7822899 That feel when I become wizard in a few years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:59:25 2011 No.7822904 >>7822899 >Try the so called "traumatic" masturbation syndrome Do tell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:00:25 2011 No.7822912 >>7822899 actually, i'm quite amazed by the fact that I'm so desperate for intimate human contact that I'll go even with a male. but then why I can't try to fuck the ugly, retarded girl next door? I'm fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:00:25 2011 No.7822913 >>7822845 Actually SRS can reconstruct a functional vagina, clitoris and labia by disassembling your penis and scrotum. What they can't do is giving you an uterus and ovaries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:00:55 2011 No.7822909 >>7822902 Doesn't /a/ discuss Chinese cartoons?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:00:55 2011 No.7822911
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Even though this is the worst "meme" to come out of 4chan, I just want to tell you something.

>>7822851 is how you should make those images. Notice how her finger is pointing at the post number, and that's clearly visible from the thumbnail.
>>7822843, >>7822874 and >>7822878 are not. Notice how they're pointing at everything BUT the post number.

If you want to ruin 4chan, at least spend some effort on it. Jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:01:54 2011 No.7822914 >>7822899 >The guys telling that is a decease just want to sell pills and things like that. Masturbation is only a lewd artifact derived from the 3D nature of humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:01:54 2011 No.7822916 >>7822894 The fuck show is doubles girl from anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:02:55 2011 No.7822921 File: 37 KB, 357x400, suzusip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822916 Seitokai Yakuindomo, also known as sex jokes - the animated series. It still manages to be pretty entertaining, despite that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:03:56 2011 No.7822924 >>7822921 Oh cool, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:04:56 2011 No.7822931 File: 93 KB, 1280x720, check em.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822911 misusing memes completely is a great way to run it into the ground though.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 18:05:56 2011 No.7822934 >>7822911 I don't think it matters as long as you know that the person is going for the matching numbers.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:05:56 2011 No.7822935
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>>7822913
Yes i have looked into it quite a lot, but in general i would say its not worth it at this point to cut my dick off only to get a half-functional vagina.

>Picture somewhat related..

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:07:27 2011 No.7822939 >>7822935 Besides, the dick is likely more entertaining to a partner anyway, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:08:58 2011 No.7822947 >>7822913 Can they reconnect the nerves to an appropriate map as a female has or is it just a hacked up male genitalia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:08:58 2011 No.7822948 >>7822939 >partner Do you realize you're on /jp/?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:09:27 2011 No.7822952

>>7822899
That's how I first started to masturbate. It really is effective, it's pretty much a guaranteed orgasm every time just so long as you can get erect, and for some reason I find it really easy to lose myself in my own fantasies when I do it. The only downside is you can't use external masturbation material whilst you're masturbating, but so long as you've got as lewd an imagination as I have, that's not a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:09:56 2011 No.7822954 >>7822935 If you like your dick and don't feel the need to be penetrated like a woman or to wear a bikini, good for you. One less costly operation to pay for, and a lot less bother.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:09:56 2011 No.7822956

>>7822931
People on 4chan seem especially experienced at doing that.
>>7822934
The problem, zunbar, is that those discrepancies might lead to misunderstandings. For example, people who don't know about that guy might think he's just pointing out their file size, which isn't anything special at all. If they don't correctly point at the post number, this "meme" loses all its meaning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:10:26 2011 No.7822959 >>7822948 Do you realize the population of this board at the moment consists of 80% of /a/jin?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:11:59 2011 No.7822963
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>>7822939
Depends on the partner but yeah.

As long as i let the other person know that i actually have a penis so i wont get stabbed once i bring it out as a surprise its all fine.

..Not that i have ever been with another man sexually that is.

>Again picture somehow related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:11:59 2011 No.7822964 File: 170 KB, 500x563, 1262057665807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822948 Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:15:00 2011 No.7822981 >>7822964 shut the fuck up, I'm almost 30 and not even homosexuals wannabes want my dick. maybe it I cut it and I sell it to a butcher I can oull out a couple euros

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:15:00 2011 No.7822982

>>7822947
that's a tricky question. Basically a penis is an enlarged clitoris, and that's the most sensitive part for a woman. Some women don't feel that much on their vaginas, and some don't feel anything at all. In addition on the inside there is no sensibility at all, porn and hentai have lied to you.

A post op transexual however would still retain the prostate, which is responsible for feeling pleasure from anal sex. And women don't have that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:17:30 2011 No.7822985 >>7822981 (the second line is like that because the keyboard is slippery from all my tears)

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:18:58 2011 No.7822991

>>7822764
Everyone seems to be giving advice, I'll give my own:

Try fapping without fapping. I can mentally summon an orgasm more powerful, intense and of long duration just by using my mind in the right way.

I learned it when I was jelly of females being able to have long, intense orgasms, and some of them can do mentally without physical stimulation, and I decided to see if males can achieve something similar. It took me about a month to learn and I didn't have to do anything more different than just change my fapping routine a bit. The idea behind it is similar to one I've seen more recently in Hong's guide (was posted on /jp/), but I didn't take the same path, nor was I even aware of the guide before I learned it. At first try getting orgasms using any erogenous zone you can find without using your penis, after that, try moving more of the stimulation mentally. Having a lot of fetishes helps a great deal. After a while, you can condition your mind to give you long, intense and sometimes multiple orgasms without having to do too much and they are a lot better than I can get by normal fapping. It also cuts down the refractory period in half and you can even fap normally right after that if you want (recommended at the end).

tl;dr: Fapping is becoming a routine? Try to surpass your own limits and find out you can do things you didn't think were possible.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 18:19:31 2011 No.7822993 >>7822981 I'm a 27 year old virgin too (well 28 in a few months) but I never get depressed about it. I think it's funny more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:19:31 2011 No.7822994 >>7822982 >In addition on the inside there is no sensibility at all My ketsumanko is sensitive on the inside. Does this mean it's superior to get fucked anally?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:22:02 2011 No.7823002 >>7822899 Just looked this shit up. This is so stupid that it might work. And you are right, I'm trying to die as a virgin and I want to get rid of my lidido once and for all

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:24:29 2011 No.7823006 File: 98 KB, 1366x768, 23dwdfase3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7822994 Depends on the person, some people have a very sensitive manpussy where as others do not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:25:02 2011 No.7823008 >>7822993 actually, I'm more depressed about the general fail than the virginity, but I love to baaw about everything. I never had the chanche to do it irl, so I let it out on the internets. well, topic closed for today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:27:01 2011 No.7823014 This has happened to me many times. I just take a full week break from fapping and then the next week my drive is back to regulated levels. You should also consider investing in an onahole and prostate stimulator.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:28:03 2011 No.7823018 >>7822899 Getting erectile dysfunction sounds kinda hot.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:29:32 2011 No.7823020

>>7823006
that sensitivity is however not connected to sexual functions. A hand and your finger are at least ten times more sensible but they aren't erogenous usually.

The pleasure for men comes from the prostate. Women don't have that and that's why they usually dislike anal sex.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 18:31:33 2011 No.7823030

>>7822963
That reminds me of the time when Anon hooked up with a cosplaying girl at an anime convention. Then when he went back to the cosplayer's room Anon felt the penis and discovered that she's a trap.

She didn't say anything beforehand so Anon just ended up running out of the room screaming or something.

Though I'm surprised you're a virgin (?) too. /jp/ Anon traps usually seem to have sex a lot (not a negative thing IMO despite what nerds think).

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:31:33 2011 No.7823031 >>7823020 So making your hand into a fist and fucking it will feel 10 times as good as anal sex for a woman? I'm calling bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:33:34 2011 No.7823039 >>7823031 You didn't pay attention I see.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:36:36 2011 No.7823051
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>>7823030
>She didn't say anything beforehand so Anon just ended up running out of the room screaming or something.

Quite a commons story in a way, if you dont let the other person know that you are not female it could lead to bad things.

As for virgin status, i did try to be with a female before i started the HRT seriously.
But it turns out that my ship does not float on those lakes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:37:36 2011 No.7823054 >>7823030 ...what a /jp/ trap user will possibly look like?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:37:46 2011 No.7823056

>>7822912

I don't get it. I'm not meaning something about fucking another man or the ugly girl next door, It is a way of masturbation in prone position http://www.spiritus-temporis.com/traumatic-masturbatory-syndrome/..

I guess my English is still too shitty.

>>7822952
Yes, that is true. Maybe that make true what they say about it makes difficult others ways, but it isn't too much problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:42:33 2011 No.7823083 >>7823056 no, your english is good, i was just typing bullocks off-topic sorry, I'm lame like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:43:04 2011 No.7823084 >>7823014 I'd like to pick up both. Do you have any experience with a site?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:47:34 2011 No.7823098 　▲ ▲▲

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:49:03 2011 No.7823110 >>7822981 Got you beat at 34, so don't feel so bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:52:33 2011 No.7823119 >>7822982 >A post op transexual however would still retain the prostate How in the world do they drain it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:54:33 2011 No.7823126 >>7822981 >>7822993 >>7823110 You veterans are a true inspiration to me. I'm only 22 right now but I plan to live the rest of my life as a virgin too.

>>	Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g Sat Sep 3 19:02:40 2011 No.7823146 >>7822882 This is not "doubles girl" - it is Amakusa Shino from Seitokai Yakuindomo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:05:47 2011 No.7823158 File: 29 KB, 460x258, 4353453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823119 It can still be "drained" with anal stimulation, the difference is that they dont pump it out the same way you would with a penis since the muscles are missing and so on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:05:47 2011 No.7823159 >>7823146 Did you really have to post that? He's either ignorant about something most people here already know (unless they don't watch anime anymore, which may apply to some people) or he's trolling. In either case, it doesn't warrant an answer.

>>	Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g Sat Sep 3 19:08:07 2011 No.7823172 File: 770 KB, 1280x720, enough.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823159 Honestly, your reply wasn't warranted either. Probably less so. I suppose my tripcode is primarily responsible for your unnecessary attention.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 19:08:07 2011 No.7823173 >>7823054 >>what a /jp/ trap will possibly look like? Maybe like a touhou or homu homu? >>7823051 Someone on /ghost/ just said all that our traps are super sluts, but this obviously isn't true.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:08:07 2011 No.7823175

>>7823056
>Yes, that is true. Maybe that make true what they say about it makes difficult others ways, but it isn't too much problem
I taught myself to masturbate in the normalfag way when I was about 19, after over a decade of masturbating in the prone position. It was hard at first, and for a while I couldn't climax like that, though I imagine mostly due to lack of technique. After I kept going at it I improved to the point where I can masturbate normally like that. (I started learning simply for the sake of masturbating to porn games. I probably owe my success in learning this way to Hizashi No Naka no Riaru.)
I now masturbate in both ways in probably close to a 50-50 mix. I'll do it in the prone position if I want to get off quickly and easily, whereas normal is what I'll do if I want to spend a bit more time and attention on the act.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:09:40 2011 No.7823179 >>7823158 Ah yes, I understand. After prostate massage, the fluid goes into the bladder doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:10:12 2011 No.7823184 >>7823173 I'm going to assume you're referring to my post. and no that's not what I said, I just mean trap threads attract the wrong sort of crowd sometimes.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 19:10:12 2011 No.7823185 File: 1.58 MB, 435x185, doubles girl 18.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823146 >>Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g Her name is Doubles girl because she always likes to go for doubles.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:10:12 2011 No.7823188
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This and a fliphole, I highly recommend it OP. It will make you shudder and ahegao like a little girl when you cum.

I also do it while wearing a maid dress, but that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:12:15 2011 No.7823191 >>7823185 Please leave your doubles in /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:12:42 2011 No.7823193 >>7823175 Reinstalling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:16:46 2011 No.7823207 >>7823126 >but I plan to live the rest of my life as a virgin too. >plan Yeah, 'cause if you weren't consciously avoiding it with your grand "plan" you'd be knee-deep in pussy every night, right?ｗｗｗｗｗ

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:18:17 2011 No.7823211 >>7823207 Sure, rub it in why don't you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:18:17 2011 No.7823212 >>7823188 Do you also pretend that you're meido deleting good threads? That gets me off too.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:19:16 2011 No.7823215
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>>7823173
>Someone on /ghost/ just said all that our traps are super sluts, but this obviously isn't true.
I guess it all depends on the "girl"

Myself i am a closet slut, but i would also like to be with someone who wants me for more than my "TARP!" fetish factor.

Not to mention its kinda hard to find another nice male who shares my interests irl that is also acceptive of my situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:20:14 2011 No.7823218 >>7823212 I don't, but now that you mentioned it perhaps I should. But who's dick should the vibro represent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:24:15 2011 No.7823232 File: 69 KB, 378x366, 1295324737730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823215 Aaw... how cute.

>>	Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g Sat Sep 3 19:24:15 2011 No.7823233 >>7823185 I will not deal with it. Also you're a tripfag too. Why are you greentexting my tripcode?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:25:15 2011 No.7823235 >>7823212 What's that supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:26:43 2011 No.7823236 >>7823212 Oh meido never change

>>	Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g Sat Sep 3 19:26:43 2011 No.7823237 >>7823215 That depends on your interests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:26:43 2011 No.7823238 >>7823188 So that one beats the standard aneros? Because that one does nearly nothing for me, and I've been constantly hoping that someone will tell me it's because it sucks, not because my body just wasn't made for this kind of play.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:27:12 2011 No.7823242 >>7823235 http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7822764#p7823212 How ironic

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:28:42 2011 No.7823247 File: 42 KB, 263x254, okarin_pointing_up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] check out my epic as HELL singles anyway i fap like once every 2 days and it never gets boring whenever you find new material

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:29:12 2011 No.7823248 >>7823247 That's surprising as HELL. I do the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:30:16 2011 No.7823249 >>7823238 Maybe your penis engine is broken.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:31:05 2011 No.7823251

>>7823238
I haven't tried aneros but I would guess yes. From what I can see vibro is bigger than aneros and it's vibrating bullet is very powerful. Aneros is inert and relies only on you moving it around.

That said it's not magic "oh god why can't I stop cumming!" like ero would suggest. It takes a few practice with it to get used to and starting to feel good. The most important thing is to take your time instead of fapping like crazy while it's inside of you and try to cum quickly. It takes me 20 min before I really reach the "little girl being tenderly loved" feel.

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:31:49 2011 No.7823250 File: 76 KB, 1280x720, okarin_looking_back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823248 how the HELL are there 2 mes?! go back to your own time line!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:34:39 2011 No.7823259 >>7823251 >20 min How the hell am I supposed to last that long while masturbating anally? That's impossible.

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:35:41 2011 No.7823261 File: 14 KB, 633x758, 1314018971663.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823250 no way in HELL! this one is mine!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:38:34 2011 No.7823268 >>7823247 That wouldn't help.... The problem is probably finding new material that actually works. When your fetishes are scraping the whory edge, things get old real fast.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:39:04 2011 No.7823272
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>>7823259
It could be that your body is not made for that sort of play, or you need to treat it more like foreplay.

Its important to spend time on backdoor play as alot of the pleasure from it comes from getting into it.

If you just put something in there and lie down like a potato sack not much will happen, you need to use your whole body alot of the time.

..Though this is usually the case with bigger things than the aneros.

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:41:35 2011 No.7823278 File: 177 KB, 538x303, taku_thinking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823261 your not real, you sure as HELL are not. you fake delusion

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:41:35 2011 No.7823279 >>7823272 What I mean is that it gets too arousing, and I can't keeping myself from starting to stroke wildly.

>>	Turtletron Sat Sep 3 19:41:35 2011 No.7823280 You could always castrate yourself Supposedly burdizzos are very safe I've been considering it lately myself, and I don't have any desire to be a trap

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 19:42:05 2011 No.7823288 >>7823215 >>Myself i am a closet slut Yeah but who isn't? I would probably put my penis in every object imaginable if I didn't control myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:46:03 2011 No.7823297 >>7823288 You aren't everyone

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:47:04 2011 No.7823300 File: 32 KB, 243x262, 05567321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823278 no way in HELL will i be beaten so easily!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:51:00 2011 No.7823306 >>7823305 It is done.

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:51:32 2011 No.7823305 File: 11 KB, 468x351, QB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823300 GIVE ME YOUR HELL SOUL

>>	Sakaki榊 !!HM8FQlbH5nx Sat Sep 3 19:53:00 2011 No.7823310 I don't really know. I have just got so bored of it I stopped doing it anywhere near as often as I used to. I think I am so dead to the world I don't really care about it anymore.

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Sat Sep 3 19:54:59 2011 No.7823312 File: 7 KB, 150x132, chill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:07:59 2011 No.7823356 >>7822780 http://www.inhousepharmacy.biz/c-87-transgender.aspx You can buy hormones here without a script Make sure to do your research though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:12:05 2011 No.7823367 >>7823356 I would advise you to not buy such things through the internet without talking to your doctor first. In the end of the day wrong use and doses can kill you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:14:02 2011 No.7823374 >>7823356 Hormones fresh from russia, what could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:27:03 2011 No.7823410 After I reach orgasm all the lust I only moments ago had dissipates instantly and I ask myself, "Man, what the hell was I doing?" After a while it comes back but prior to that I'm practically asexual. I'm assuming this happens to most people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:34:00 2011 No.7823442 >>7823410 Whereas I usually continue to have perverted thoughts immediately after, and usually gaze out the window in hopes that I'll see something nice, but I never do.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:34:00 2011 No.7823443

>>7823410
That is totally normal.
Anal play on the other hand usually leaves you just as horny as you were before you had the orgasm.

Horny goggles is a dangerous thing, more soo than the Beer version.
>Fap to x/y/z porn
>Cum
>Oh god why did i
>Close 51 tabs and a few downloads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:35:00 2011 No.7823447 >>7823410 I used to be like that, now I can come 5 times in a row and still have a raging boner, it's pretty weird, feels like I'm in an anime or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:35:00 2011 No.7823451 >>7823356 Is it too late for a 20 year old to start?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:36:00 2011 No.7823453 >>7823451 If you've completed puberty it might not be as effective.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:37:01 2011 No.7823460
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>>7823451
No it is not, i would say its never to late to start but that is a half-lie.

If you start before the age of 25 the result is usually good, obviously this depends on what you have to work with and genes to some degree.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 20:38:00 2011 No.7823463 >>7823410 >>fap >>orgasm >>instantly close like 30 porn tabs in web browser Pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:42:30 2011 No.7823486 Im only 20 and i can only cum like two times a day until it starts to not feel good, is there something wrong with me? back when i was like 16-18 i was able to cum 4 times a day. Also i have to piss while im jerking off and its getting really annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:47:35 2011 No.7823513 >>7823486 Careful bro...you might be on the road to blowing out your prostate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:47:35 2011 No.7823514 >>7823463 How thoughtless, tossing the girls you're masturbated to like dirty rags. After I come, I make sure to switch through the tabs to appreciate every girl that assisted in bolstering my erection and eventually bringing me to climax.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:53:04 2011 No.7823545

>>7823513
Fuck, should i get myself checked out? Ive been getting nervous over it because ive been having bladder problems, oh and maybe i worded it wrong but i dont piss while im jerking off, i go to the bathroom, wait till im ready to piss, then go back to jerking off. also sage bevause this is not /jp/ related and every thread on /jp/ is fucking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:56:02 2011 No.7823561 >>7823514 Well, in my case non of them are real, so I just don't see the point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:57:02 2011 No.7823568 >>7823486 >>7823513 >>7823545 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:03:04 2011 No.7823604 >>7823568 Im serious, i want to be able to jerk off more than 1-2 times a fucking day, their is just way too much porn and now i can barley jerk off to it. I wish we had the ability to always jerk off and feel good.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:03:34 2011 No.7823600

My problem is that I've desensitized my the female body (and porn in general). Once I hit puberty and started fapping I was an unstoppable force. I could have flooded the oceans with all the white sauce I've shot out over the years but once I hit maybe 19................fapping became a chore and a bore. 3D porn, 2D porn etc. It doesn't matter. It's all the same to me. A insanely beautiful sexy woman could walk into my room butt ass naked and it wouldn't faze me. Have not fapped in two months now. I kinda realized that it all became a routine and I was just doing it out of habit and I stopped.

I do still have the occasional RAGING LUST OH GOD MUST FAP NOW but at the same time my realist mind tells me that the fap session will just be like all the others before it and I just kinda ignore the horniness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:04:32 2011 No.7823606 >>7823604 there*

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:10:35 2011 No.7823650

>>7823561
>none of them are real

Your perception of their appearance and personality does not differ fundamentally from your perception of the appearance and personality of a 3D girl. They are, to you, no less "real" masturbatory material than 3D girls are, you therefore must respect their feelings and sincerely thank them for their flawless 2D beauty and charming personalities that allowed you to relieve yourself of your lewd desires and excess humour.

Furthermore, Kant once remarked that man is like unto God because he can discern between that which is moral and that which is not and has nonetheless the ability to act on an immoral desire, while base animals are driven by instinct and know no good nor evil. I likewise believe that because man is created in the image of God, he can discern that which is cute and that which is not, even though he may masturbate to non-cute and therefore inferior 3D women; while beasts are incapable of recognizing the cute and are driven only by sexual instincts. Thus, it stands to reason that much like how one upholds and praises moral actions, one must also exalt above all else 2D girls, which are the epitome of cuteness, and that the treatment of an 2D girl should be better than an 3D one. You must, therefore, should not disregard those girls who stole your heart just because they "do not exist." for that is but folly.

Those who masturbate without thinking make me sick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:23:04 2011 No.7823719 File: 87 KB, 472x379, 1292572965009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823650 You, sir, have enlightened me.

>>	General Vagueness Sat Sep 3 21:27:05 2011 No.7823741 >>7822766 I'm on some medications of that class for other issues (you probably don't care what they are) and judging by certain difficulties other people tend to have, and being told so by the person who prescribes them, I'd say this is correct

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:27:05 2011 No.7823742 >>7823650 This is probably the most intelligent thing related to masturbation that has ever been said.

>>	General Vagueness Sat Sep 3 21:30:35 2011 No.7823757 if you're asking about techniques, I've tried light bondage and found it really helps me, and you shouldn't be afraid of stimulating other areas... you should be careful though... and not use something you'll ever want to write with again...

Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU Sat Sep 3 21:35:37 2011 No.7823801

I'm feeling pretty bad about my OH SO ALONE too, OP. I don't even care about sex, but I just wish I was close enough to someone at my college that I could go get a hug. Feels bad not having any substantial human contact at all.

;_;

I actually teared up writing this. Feels bad, man. I don't know how the rest of you guys can do the hikki thing.

>>	Sakaki榊 !!HM8FQlbH5nx Sat Sep 3 21:40:39 2011 No.7823837 >>7823801 There there, there there. Its been months since I was last hugged so I know exactly how you feel. And it is horrible. I just crave a loving warm cuddle and ....I am feeling teary too now...

>>	General Vagueness Sat Sep 3 21:41:08 2011 No.7823848 >>7822872 well that's easy, you just get on an easy to clean surface, or make one with laundry, for example dirty clothes

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:45:39 2011 No.7823867 >>7823801 Why do you put yourself through it, then?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:52:40 2011 No.7823897

>>7823801
I haven't felt the touch of human contact in over a decade. Not even an innocent brush against another's clothes. Doing so now would probably make me ill, and result in a two week long panic attack. Just rough it out of you're having trouble anon, in time the thought will make you ill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:53:40 2011 No.7823906 >>7823897 I know this isn't exactly the thread for it, but I really have to ask. How, uh, how did you get like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:56:41 2011 No.7823925 I don't understand what a dog has to do with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:59:13 2011 No.7823942 >>7823906 Social anxiety, let it runs it's course. If you didn't have have it before, you will after six years of isolation. I won't bother going on more about it, not my blog etc...

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:03:45 2011 No.7823962

>>7823942
>Have a friend who keeps mentioning social anxiety a lot.
>He seems less and less interested in seeing people lately.
Oh shit.
The thread seems to have finished with its original topic, so now I gotta know. Is it better to let it run its course, or try and at least help somebody out of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:07:17 2011 No.7823979 >>7823962 My life was an endless nervous wreck before I shut myself inside. I'm mostly at peace now. Your friend is probably heading towards the same thing, encourage him and try to only talk with him online once a day or so.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Sat Sep 3 22:08:45 2011 No.7823980 >>7822766 This. I went on a combination of shit about 5 years back and now I'm a staff sergeant. Although I'll never be a wizard, I expect to enjoy a long career in the military.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:11:46 2011 No.7823992 File: 191 KB, 1024x1024, 1311283078862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7823979 But... he's my bro, man. Surely you get lonely, sometimes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:12:15 2011 No.7823997 >>7823992 The ronery dies away after a year or two of real isolation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:13:16 2011 No.7824007 >>7823997 But that's so fucking depressing. Do you talk to people online?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:14:16 2011 No.7824013 >>7824007 What you are doing is asking someone who is a wreck to help someone who is better off. Think for a bit about this.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:14:16 2011 No.7824014

>>7823897

Same here actually, but that doesn't stop my animal urges.
Unlike >>7823801 though who apparently doesn't care about sex, this otaku lifestyle is leaving me bored with everything, and seeking true and lasting sexual satisfaction. Unfortunately, my lifestyle has also severely perverted my tastes to the point that nothing is ever likely to satisfy me. I simply can't get what I want, and it's killing me.

I guess I'll see what fap aids can do for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:16:46 2011 No.7824018 >>7824013 No, I... But, I was just... ... Well, shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:18:49 2011 No.7824023 >>7824007 I'm talking to you, aren't I. Anonymous imageboards are the domain of those who get this far in. Helping your friend leads him down this path, trying to stand in his way will only isolate him from you quicker as he grows to resent you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:20:16 2011 No.7824030 >>7824023 Ah, I more meant online friends. Surely being a shut-in gets pretty boring ater so long?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:23:45 2011 No.7824040 >>7824030 Not really, no. This is why we have hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:25:17 2011 No.7824043 >>7824040 Huh. How do you afford these hobbies, benefits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:25:47 2011 No.7824045 Just masturbate several times a day. Find some good quality porn

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:27:18 2011 No.7824056

>>7823897
well, me too. also, nobody ever hugged me, or done shit like that. that's probably why my biggest fetish is romaticism. little things, like holding hands, gentle smiles have a great impact on me. its curious how when I was younger, I never cared about this shit. I remember I used to be proud of it. but, at some point, I started to losing ground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:29:18 2011 No.7824060 >>7824056 Is social anxiety your thing as well, by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:30:17 2011 No.7824065 >>7824043 SSI, the application process was a pain in the ass, but it means I'm set until they cancel the program.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:30:17 2011 No.7824070 >>7824056 It's called puberty

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:31:17 2011 No.7824074 >>7824060 yeah. but I always wondered if I'm just metally disabled or not...seriously, sometimes I become paranoid about that. what if I can only see and feel a % of a human is supposed to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:31:17 2011 No.7824075 >>7824065 Oh, right. Disability?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:32:17 2011 No.7824078 >>7824070 puberty doesn't last 25 years.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:35:48 2011 No.7824089

>>7824074
I used to be paranoid about that at one point, before I realised so long as it wasn't affecting anybody but me, I wasn't that bothered.
I still don't quite understand social anxiety, though. I mean, I understand what you guys are feeling, I think, but surely lonliness outweighs social fears by a shitton?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:36:48 2011 No.7824091

>>7822764
>Masturbation is rapidly losing its effectiveness

Actual sexual intercourse is less effective than masturbation. Having never had sex before increases the effectiveness of porn. Sex itself cannot match your own methods because your partner is clumsy in comparison.

I just thought that I'd throw that out there because people glorify the deed even when it's sub-par. Maybe it's a cultural thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:36:48 2011 No.7824093 so...how can I get rid of social anxiety, even if my core is built around it?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:36:48 2011 No.7824095

>>7824075
High functioning autistic, paranoid schizophrenic, acute social anxiety, attention deficit disorder (I disagree, but they are professionals afterall), mild depression (since gotten over), suicidal thoughts (thought that was the same as the last but it was marked down separately). I also have asthma.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:37:18 2011 No.7824099 >>7824095 How were you diagnosed? Also, what are you prescribed for your asthma?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:38:19 2011 No.7824104 >>7824089 probably yes. in fact, my problems get really worse when that handful of irl friends I had started disappearing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:39:19 2011 No.7824105 >>7824095 That sounds like a barrel of bloody laughs. Apologies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:40:19 2011 No.7824112 >>7824104 Did you not try to/are you not trying to make new ones/get back with your old ones?

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:40:49 2011 No.7824114

>>7824099
Battery of tests in my early adolescence. Reconfirmed by an extra appointment by a state sponsored doctor. I was apparently still crazy enough to pass their test, and that was that. Nothing, as I don't have insurance. The asthma only flares up around excessive dust or smoke anyway, I don't live an active lifestyle, it's really no bother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:41:49 2011 No.7824119 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:41:49 2011 No.7824120 >>7824095 I wonder if something like that exists in my country...

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:48:49 2011 No.7824144

>>7824112
it's impossible. one died from cancer, one killed himself, and the third...well, let's say that if we meet again, I'm sure that one will leave in a plastic bag.
plus other fuckers, but we just pretend to not know each other now.
note that the shit linked with those deaths is so convulted and melodramatic, its good material for a shitty fiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:48:49 2011 No.7824149 >>7824045 >Find some good quality porn Easier said than done. Maybe I'll just reinstall Hizashi no Naka no Rairu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 22:52:23 2011 No.7824174 >>7824144 I, uh. This is beginning to sound slightly like the plot for a B-movie. On the other hand, if it isn't, what's stopping you from making new friends? You did it once, right? Second time should be easier.

Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:01:21 2011 No.7824215

>>7824174
>like the plot for a B-movie
oh man, indeed is. and you don't know all the details...it's simply crazy.
however, I don't find new friends for two simple reasons. the first is, I don't remember anymore how I'm suposed to do that. the second is that those too long to tell shenanigans deprived me of any capability of trust what other people say. that's how I started to be seriously paranoid also...in this moment, I'm doubting that what I'm typing it's really what I'm thinking.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 23:07:54 2011 No.7824235 Hey ronery Anons, why not hook up with the traps on /jp/? Our traps seem to be just as pure as you are. It would be a happy ending for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:11:26 2011 No.7824248 >>7824235 There's only one person I'll ever want to hook up with /jp/ or otherwise, and that's you ZUN!bar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:11:55 2011 No.7824251 >>7824235 excuse me, what are you doing? Stop enabling, please

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 23:18:27 2011 No.7824268 >>7824248 Do you look like homu? >>7824251 OK fine, our non-ronery Anons can hook up with the traps then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:20:58 2011 No.7824277 >>7824268 Strangely enough, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:22:57 2011 No.7824283 >>7824235 But I don't want to hook up with anyone. At most I just want to not have social anxiety so I could look people in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:33:31 2011 No.7824313 >>7824235 That trap from earlier honestly gave me pause.... I hate to admit.

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Sat Sep 3 23:35:00 2011 No.7824325 Use meds that will kill all such urges.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:35:00 2011 No.7824326 File: 791 KB, 1280x720, 34234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7824268 People you meet on the internet tend to be even more scary than others irl. The first and last person i tried to befriend wanted to pee in my butt. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:38:00 2011 No.7824337 >>7824326 And fuck you for not letting me. You asshole.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 3 23:38:31 2011 No.7824333 >>7824277 If I provide homu cosplay and maid outfits will you wear them 24/7? >>7824283 I'm sure you can overcome your social anxiety, Anon. Might take a lot of work, meds, and exercise, but I know it's possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:40:27 2011 No.7824343 >>7824326 >pee in my butt That's funny, one of my online friends introduced me to this new fetish. Being a huge masochist, I loved the idea of being peed inside. No homo though bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:41:28 2011 No.7824346 >>7824333 Not only would I, but I would prefer to! Buy quality ZUN!bar, that I can properly impress you with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 23:42:00 2011 No.7824357 >>7824326 That's kind of hot. I hope I can find someone who will let me pee in their butt one day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:12:33 2011 No.7824447 >>7824343 There a word or phrase for this kind of porn? Kind of interested now.

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:13:33 2011 No.7824449 [DELETED]

>>7823801
>actually do something about my loneliness
>anondate is an old dating service nobody uses but I search my area desperately for anyone that has activity
>eventually one person responds
>he's coming to my area
>we muster up an okay online relationship
>he's actually an attractive trap
>we finally go out to see each other
>he comes onto me surprisingly fast
>through out the course of 3 months feel detached from him, can't seem to get a good chemistry with him
>we both become disinterested in each other and sever the relationship
>tries to paint me as a bad person for some reason

And now I don't crave the desire to be with anyone! the cuddling/hugs and kisses was okay, he sort of pressured me into doing all of it which felt weird, but if that relationship taught me anything it's to not spend so much time and money onto one person who you're not 100% sure you like

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:16:33 2011 No.7824460 >>7824449 Who are you quoting? Someone on /a/ maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:17:33 2011 No.7824463 Fuck you 4chan. tl;dr

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:18:03 2011 No.7824469 >>7824460 I'm using the green text narrative so it's easier and shorter to explain my personal experience. Get with the times, gramps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:19:03 2011 No.7824471 >>7824449 Fuck off and go back to /a/b/v/adv/

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:19:04 2011 No.7824473

>>7824460

I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn't understand what greentext means.

If Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to "quote" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It's just /jp/ and /jp/'s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It's ironic, because you think that you're quoting others while you're just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I'm quoting their post or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:21:37 2011 No.7824478 >>7824469 Green narratives aren't easier or shorter, just faggier. Stick to the traditional narrative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:21:37 2011 No.7824480 Yup, I get it. Let's all jump on the dude for not abiding by the /jp/ status quo. anymore copypasta's you want to dish out? How about the one that explains saging?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:23:05 2011 No.7824490 >>7824473 Must be a relatively new thing considering I never saw it years ago, but anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:36:09 2011 No.7824533 >>7824473 The greater than symbol has been used to quote since USENET.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:36:09 2011 No.7824539 >>7822777 What? How does that stop erections?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:44:14 2011 No.7824570 >>7824539 Try it and see. Worked wonders for me.

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:56:07 2011 No.7824624

4chan FAQ:
>How do I quote somebody?
>To quote a portion of text, simply place a pointer (">") in front of the text you wish to highlight (ex. ">This is a quote"). To link to and highlight an entire post, place two pointers in front of its unique post number (ex. ">>210981"). Cross-linking to another 4chan board is also possible, by placing three pointers before a board letter, followed by a post number (ex. ">>>/x/1208196").

Return yourself to >>>/a/ or >>>/v/ with this new knowledge

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:56:07 2011 No.7824631 >>7824570 Did you go get it checked? I mean I don't see how gaining weight or not maintaining hygiene would prevent blood flowing to your dick. there has ot be something I'm missing here

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:59:37 2011 No.7824640 >>7824631 I think he's insinuating that the putrid smell of your own body would kill all will to even get your cheesy dick out of your pants, for fear of making the smell worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:00:07 2011 No.7824647 >>7824631 Gaining weight and other metabolic changes can be known to lead to erectile dysfunction. After which I got a nasty infection. I could tell you more about that, but I won't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:01:11 2011 No.7824651 Very well, /jp/. It was never my intentions to get anyone angry, I'll be deleting my post. Now continue your discussion about masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:04:38 2011 No.7824661 >>7824647 Is it complete impotence, or do you just have to take some meds/lose weight/lay off fapping for a bit?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sun Sep 4 01:05:37 2011 No.7824665 >>7824651 Ignore those nerds; they'll learn to love quotes in time. >>especially double quotes

Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:06:07 2011 No.7824669

>>7824661
I CAN get it up. Now. But with more effort than usual, and not as hard as I once could. And of course there is what can only be called "scarring". If fixing it involved losing weight or meds it wouldn't have happened. One involves going outside, the other involves great deals of effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:08:37 2011 No.7824674 >>7824665 Stop trying to warp usage and rules, while I don't mind greentext when making a story bite-sized, stop trying to make it sound like its only for that.

>>	Kuroko spammer Sun Sep 4 01:12:37 2011 No.7824688 >>7824651 I'm still waiting for you to delete your post Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 01:13:38 2011 No.7824689 >>7824674 "Stop trying to warp usage and rules" - No. 7824674 Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 13:50:53 2011 No.7826725 File: 552 KB, 1256x1049, Saten-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: Sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 14:12:54 2011 No.7826845 >>7826725 What game is this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 16:17:34 2011 No.7827432 >>7824689 But you're the one that's going to have to deal with everyone else >ing anyways so ???????

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