Signs of new /jp/ denizens:
-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Tries to act as a board police, but fails
-Hates doubles
-Has a "waifu" and posts about it
-Part of the sion botnet
-Will post greentext stories/blogs
-Incorrectly uses greentext, posts image macros, and spams board with /v/b/a/ "memes"
-Complains about established /jp/ content, usually Touhou
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-Thinks being gay, liking cocks, traps = cool
-Tries too hard to seem clever, but appears to be not
-Usually an immigrant or overstaying tourist from /a/ who tries too hard to fit in