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How old are you /jp/?

How much time left until you will become magician?

>> No.7817518

>>7817500
Sorry, I had a life before 4chan.

>> No.7817524
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7817524

Only 18.

>> No.7817523

6 years

>> No.7817526

I am already a sorcerer supreme.

My body radiates runic energy while swelling up with ki at the same time.

>> No.7817531

>>7817524
18 years old?
or 18 years left?

>> No.7817534
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7817534

21

I'm actually secretly a hikikomori

>> No.7817541

I'm 19 years old and I feel terribly old... It's so depressing.
I wish I could be at least 16.

>> No.7817544

26, four years to go.

>> No.7817543

>>7817531
18 years left.

>> No.7817548

/jp/ suicide rates:

18: 10%
19: 15%
20: 20%
21: 30%
22: 40%
23: 50%
24: 60%
25: 70%
26: 80%
27: 90%
28+: 99%

>> No.7817562
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7817562

a forty somtink codger

>> No.7817565
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7817565

28 years old.

Two years left until wizard status, hell yeah motherfucker.


...Just you wait.

>> No.7817567

Wait. Do you become a wizard with 30 or 40 years?

>> No.7817566

>>7817541
>I was born in 1992
>I feel terribly old

Wow.

>> No.7817573

43 years left.

>> No.7817578

>>7817566
I do too.

>> No.7817586 [DELETED] 

9 long years to go

I'm not sure if I can stick it out

>> No.7817595
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7817595

21

been a NEET for 3 years

haven't left the house in a year

probably going to have a 1 way trip to gensokyo sometime within the next year ;_;

>> No.7817601

36 years
hanging there...

>> No.7817605

I'm 21
I need to fuck someone, or something. Whatever with a hole is fine.

>> No.7817610

>>7817605
Buy a tenga.

>> No.7817611

try a cat

>> No.7817616

>>7817610
Couldn't satisfy me.
I need something with quality as Byakuren at least.

>> No.7817629

28 here.
however, I have a girlfriend and an active sex life.
;_;

>> No.7817631

>>7817605
I share your pitiful desperation.

>> No.7817637

>>7817616
get one of those "over 20 pounds of pussy and ass" things

>> No.7817664
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7817664

24.

It is too late for me..
I am christmas cake tier.

>> No.7817678

>>7817541

I'm also 19... and I know that feel...
...though I wish I didn't.

>> No.7817681

>>7817678
your a faget.

>> No.7817705

23 year old failure at life.
7 more years.

>> No.7817703

>>7817664
You can always look for other place than Gensokyo.

>> No.7817713

>>7817705
Gunbutte ne, Failure-kun~!

>> No.7817724

>>7817705
do your worst, lowlife.

>> No.7818150

Does anyone have that picture with description of ranks for magicians?

>> No.7818155

I'm already in my 30th year. I don't feel any different.

>> No.7818167

>>7817601
Glad to see I'm not the only guy over 30 here...

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7818171

Twenty-seven.

What is this wizard talk about? Intending to become a reaver.

>> No.7818173

Since I'll turn 22 at the end of this year....

8 more years.

>> No.7818177

3 years. I don't know if I can make it. I'm getting sick of fapping and anime, but I know if I stop, I'll get used to horrible real woman and probably even settle for one.

I hope true VR comes out PDQ.

>> No.7818180

>>7818173
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/51109330
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/51711207
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/51117629
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/52113152
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/52068982
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/52156433
http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/51404877#p51407867

Please, ignore the poster known as "Uidrew".
He is barely an aspergers kid and a brain-dead imbecile who labours under the delusion that he is a great poster.
His life consists of shitposting and imagespam, denying responsibility and leaching of his mother.
Truly, he is a laughable figure.
The state of his motherboard is worrisome.
I would not desire him as a comrade, nor as my friend on the internet.

>> No.7818188

Less than a year.

>> No.7818184

>>7818171
Don't you want to be a sorceress Helen?

>> No.7818192

27, wizard status incoming... oh wait 2012 apocalypse :'(

>> No.7818198

>>7818180
You'll need to find better links if you want to make a stale copy pasta be interesting.

>> No.7818200

I've been twelve years old for at least 15 years now.

>> No.7818210

>>7818184

A reaver. Then hopefully a revenant.
With some exceptional luck and faith in my grandmothers' genes, aiming to eventually become a dread lady.

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7818213

Three years more until I will find that I'm terrible as a magician, even more than a mortal. That will be a whole new level of grief.

>> No.7818214

19. I'll be 20 in a few months.

Also sage because I've be alive for too long.

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7818226

26

>> No.7818229

>>7818213
that Saten is beautiful...

>> No.7818239

I wonder if this is the 4chan board with the oldest average poster

>> No.7820444
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7820444

23, working at a server virtualization consulting company, sworn off women, life is progressing.

>> No.7822450

This is not a good thread, but fuck it.

>> No.7822635

>>7818180
Uidrew isn't that bad. Sure he may not read and has aspergers, but it's not like that makes him any worse of a poster. Komeiji's the real shitposter, but I'm not sure if that guy leaves /a/.
I'll never be a one ;_;

>> No.7823375
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7823375

Too old... 24
But I look and feel me more like 18/19!

>> No.7823381

can i still be a wizard if i was raped as a kid?

>> No.7823391

>>7818239
No, that title goes to >>>/fk/ .

>> No.7823392
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7823392

28...

2 more years until I become a Wizard of the Grand Order.

It will make it all have been worth it, man.

>> No.7823397

I'll be 22 in two weeks. No plans so far at that.

>> No.7823465

I turned 18 yesterday. Spent the day on /jp/ and readin' VNs. Feels good man.

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>>7823465
GTFO UNDERAGE!

>> No.7823480

I'm 27, still virgin, etc.

>> No.7823488

21 in 2 months.

>> No.7823504

Was born in 1991, so im 20. Wish i was born in the 80s because i liked older games/vns and the feel of playing older games/vns and the internet was a lot better. also this thread is no better than /soc/ shit, actually all /jp/ has been is /a/ and /soc/ and fucking /v/. were did all the /jp/ers go..

>> No.7823518

Three years.

>>7823504

They got disgusted and scared away by your complete lack of ability for English grammar and spelling.

>> No.7823532
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7823532

20.

I felt like I was born in the wrong generation ;_;

>> No.7823543

22 IIRC

>> No.7823589

>>7823532
Why would you say that? All the kids nowadays do nothing but play shitty video games and go on facebook. thankfully they wont come to /jp/ because there is no love for anything Japanese like their was in ours. We at least had rpgs, stories in our games and they weren't a complete waste of time, tv was also worth watching.

>> No.7823588

Got 9 years left. Should I really wait that long to be disappointed that I won't actually become a wizard?

>> No.7823598

>>7822450
I hate you so fucking much. Why the hell did you do that?!

>> No.7823614

27.

I don't understand why people in their early 20's are calling themselves old.

>> No.7823618
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7823618

>>7823589
Very true and the 80s and 90s have the best non-animu series ever! The most modern non-animu series today are very shitty! I had a good time as a kid with great cartoon series, pic related.

>> No.7823622

10 years to go.
I'm still a youngster but my path is already sealed.

>> No.7823623

>>7823614
They want to be a teenager again... me too! ;_;

>> No.7823702

>>7823618
i wish i could watch some he-man

>> No.7823752

Just turned 23 today, September 4.

>> No.7823765
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7823765

Just kill me

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