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Would you share a cold glass of milk with Koakuma?

>> No.7810935

Only if it came straight from Patchy herself.

>> No.7810934

>>7810930

depends on which touhou was milked for it.

>> No.7810941
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i wish i had some milk and koakuma

>> No.7810947
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Of course.

>> No.7810951

I can't remember the last time I drank milk. The last time I consumed any liquid dairy substance was when I substituted the milk in my coffee milk for heavy cream. Normally the recipe calls for 1/2 milk and 1/2 coffee so you can see how that went.

It was so good going down but I felt sick after it settled.

>> No.7810980

she can drink my salty milk any day
GET IT /JP/?
GET IT?

>> No.7810984
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kakakuma

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>>7810980
lol that was HELL clever

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>>7810980
Why, yoooou...!

>> No.7810996

>>7810980
I don't get it

>> No.7810997

Would you drink Patchouli's breast milk?

>> No.7811041
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>>7810980
I would rather drink her sticky salty milku everyday~

>> No.7811046

Milk is plentiful, why share?

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I'd feed her sweets everyday.

>> No.7811102

I would share a cold glass of beer with Koakuma.

Beer is great. It even goes well over cereal.

>> No.7811106

>>7811102
Are you Zun?

>> No.7811118

>>7811102
Beereal when you don't plan to take it easy all day.

>> No.7811127
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Koa prefers cocoa.

>> No.7811150

I would give her sperm and let her rape the human villagers every day, until she was strong enough to break Reimu's plotshield.

Then she would enslave the Gensokyoan population and we would live forever as a sex-addicted civilization. Muhahahahahaha!

>> No.7811155
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So cute and innocent and likes books and hot cocoa and stuff...

Are you sure she's a devil?

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>>7811155
Koakuma can be devilish! Watch!
Rawrawrawrawrgh!

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>>7811155
Fanon makes everything better.


Also for shamewow wherever he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4SyZYoWcFo

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>>7811155
Yes, but she's not a very good one.

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If only...

>> No.7811468
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Why doesn't anyone pay attention to Koakuma?

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>>7811468

Maybe she prefers her privacy.

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>>7811468
There are just too many Touhous crowding her out.

>> No.7811633
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You got to be careful with your privacy when you are a tiny, innocent, and rather harmless devil with an interest in books and chocolate, and have been summoned to a world where three major religions are mortally afraid of you.

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Koakuma related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AClIvRjDiE

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Well, moderately innocent.

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>>7811636

Possibly drunk guy with amazing English teeth musing about Touhou in a bathroom.
He could show a picture, but instead instructs the audience to imagine him with red hair, boobs, headwings and "cute legs".
Also, Street Fighter vore.

Vodka is amazing.

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>>7811636
This is the guy that introduced me to Touhou, many, many years ago.
Oh my goodness.

>> No.7811779

>>7811636
That video is bad. You should watch this one instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOBOotH79q0&feature=related

>> No.7811791

>>7811775
You figure he posts on /jp/?

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>>7811733

Hmm. Interesting.

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>>7811796
Where are those wings coming from?

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>>7811804

When faced with a woman who has hair down to her knees, bright yellow eyes and little bat wings coming out of her head, a pair of giant wings appearing out of nowhere is your least worry.

>> No.7811833

>>7811818
Them appearing out of nowhere makes them a bigger worry than the strange woman in front of me. There could be some other winged creature behind me or something.

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>>7811636
>She's a *very* insignificant character, like Daiyousei and...
>...
>......
>Daiyousei

Okay, I laughed

>> No.7811857

>>7811791
>i have no electricty or water at my house guys. thats where i am. until this is fixed. i can very very rarely put up new videos
He's pretty down on his luck. I doubt it.

>> No.7811915

>>7811779
What's the name of the song?

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I wonder if she's ever tried this?

>> No.7813224
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This artist draws the best Koa

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As long as it's 1% milk. Any other milk just tastes funny.

>> No.7813277

I once enabled Javascript for a webpage and my car caught on fire. DONT DO IT OP.

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>>7813277
I think you missed the pixiv thread.

>>7813257
Man I fucking love whole milk. I mean I could see why people wouldn't like it.. but damn.

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2 percent milk is the best. Any lower and it's too watery. Whole milk sticks to your throat too much instead of just the right amount.

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>>7813224
>koa muffin top

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>>7813333
When it comes to tight skirtsike that all 3d is muffiny.

>> No.7813499

>>7813492
>you will never have children with your beloved koakuma

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