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Do you often cross the street wishing a car would hit you, /jp/?

Suicide is always on a mind.

>> No.7808869

>>7808864
Sometimes, though rarely. I think death by car accident would suck.

>> No.7808872
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>> No.7808880
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Yes

Too bad. Public transport is at first bigger street, so I really don't have chance to be hit and there is only one street crossing that I have to pass and it is usually full of people so it would be hard to get hit.

>> No.7808879

Actually I'm always imagining a car hitting me by accident.
It's really annoying and I don't want that to happen.

>> No.7808882

Do you ever sleep?

>> No.7808883

>>7808882
I don't know about op but, I haven't slept in 3 days.

>> No.7808884

>>7808883
Take some melatonin and go to fucking sleep.

>> No.7808886
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>>7808882
I just woke up. I was sleeping for 12 hours.
It's already morning or even afternoon.

But I plan on switching to night time soon. Waking up during day is boring. Last winter I achieved nearly youkai level - I did manage to avoid day light for around 2 or 3 months.

>> No.7808887

No, I often sit in my room and wish that a car would crash through OPs ceiling.

>> No.7808889

>>7808884
How can I sleep when there's games to play?

>> No.7808890

>>7808886
It was more aimed at op he's either managed to make his shit spread or has been up all yesterday and today as this is like the 6th one of these threads thanks to mods being awake during the day yesterday.

>> No.7808891

>>7808886
After 30 years of avoiding sunlight, a man becomes a youkai wizard.

>> No.7808894

I've thought about suicide for a long time, but it only became the obvious thing to do since I became homeless, not too long ago. It should happen any time now, probably after I run out of money.

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>>7808887
I'm not OP, but could you wish it for me too? What about windows falling on me? I have roof windows!!!!

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>> No.7808905

>>7808890
Sixth? Try eighth.
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/DBdHK48_gitrWtYS_OOJdw

>> No.7808903

>>7808895
>could you wish it for me too?
No. I wouldn't want to make anyone happy or anything.

>> No.7808912

you wont even make the news op.

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>>7808912
Maybe he just tries to get most reposted image status?


Then I should try with smiling snake.jpg too.

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I wrote up a giant blogpost detailing a suicide attempt and how my life is now but then realized that if someone else were posting it I wouldn't bother reading it.

Instead I am posting this picture of Chen and her forehead.

>> No.7808987
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no

>> No.7808996

>>7808987
this is like shoving a Toyota engine inside a Ferrari.

>> No.7809005

>>7808969
I actually would read it. That sort of thing interests me...for some damn reason.

I appreciate Chen too.

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>>7809005
I would too to be honest.

I figure most of the people around like to post the same things over and over again though and if anyone tries to do anything different someone calls them a fag or what have you.

>> No.7809012

>>7809010
do you have a higher-res version of that picture? all I see is blurriness and artifacts.

>> No.7809014

>>7809012
'fraid not!

I'm actually using an etch-a-sketch to type this right now.

>> No.7809019

>>7808996
that's like putting a fusion drive into go-kart

>> No.7809027

>>7809012
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/901418

>> No.7809031
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Don't commit suicide, become a Justiciar Knight! Go down in a blaze of glory killing politically correct leftards! Deus lo vult!

>> No.7809037

>>7809031
When the world goes to hell I intend to do just that. Gonna hunt right wing tards and go out in a blaze of glory.

>> No.7809046

This is my new favorite daily dose.

>> No.7809048

>>7809037
It's harder to hung right-wingers because they have guns.

>> No.7809049

>>7809048
Hunt, etc.

>> No.7809052

>>7809031
I don't quite understand who this feller is, but I understand even less why he got so popular on 4chan all of a sudden. Could someone clarify, please?

>> No.7809055

>>7809052
Try leaving that rock you living under and try using Google.

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>>7809052
He's Anders Breivik, a Viking cyborg from the year 2083 here to save humanity from certain destruction at the hands of commies and Muslims.

>> No.7809085

>>7809074
Oh, just some dude who killed a bunch of people. Like we don`t have enough of that already.

>> No.7809088

>>7809085
you forgot to mention how he trained himself to do it using CoD

>> No.7809108

>>7809088
I'm following his example. Except for CoD I use TF2.
I wonder how it will turn out.

>> No.7809136

Funnily enough yes, but it still scares me.

>> No.7809173

>>7809085

He stated liked JRPG's and Touhou in his manifesto and personally requested a Japanese physiatrist after he was arrested.

Odds are he was one of our daily shitposters.

>> No.7809179

>>7809173
Like I said, just some dude who killed a bunch of people. Being a shitposter on /jp/ was just part of the process.

>> No.7809192

Don't worry, guys, I will beat his record.
I will make you proud.

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