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Who's your oka-san, /jp/?

>> No.7806588
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I just cant think of anyone better than Kanako-sama.

..I..I can still marry my mother right?

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Best mom ever.

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>>7806600
k.

>> No.7806619
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Hanyuu was an adorable mom.

>> No.7806631

>>7806619
If hanyuu was my mother, I'd be completly freudian on her.

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She's more like a big sister to me.

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>> No.7806643

Hundreds of Oedipus threads and never an Electra thread.

Are you sure you're as gay as you think you are jp?

>> No.7806649

>>7806643
/jp/ never claimed to be gay.

>> No.7806655

>>7806649
Have we been posting on the same image board?

>> No.7806677

>>7806643
/jp/ is a board, it does not have a sexual orientation.

>> No.7806681

I don't know.

>> No.7806706

Moms should be classy and teasing in nature.

>> No.7806713

I'd rather have an ane-san.

>> No.7806711
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Classy ladies.

>> No.7806712

>>7806655
Those were /v/ immigrants.

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>> No.7806720

>>7806655
That was /v/ and soc/ faggots and shitposters.

>> No.7806723

>>7806716
>>7806711
Why am, i getting hard over these pictures..

>> No.7806767

>>7806706
you want yukari as a mom, anon?

>> No.7806874
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..I wish i had a mother.
Or a father..

Thanks for reminding me OP.

>> No.7806891

>>7806874
OP here

I'll be your dad

>> No.7806903

My mother is the only person in the world other than myselfwhom I hate.
So, really, having anyone else would be enough.

>> No.7806905

>>7806874
tell us your exciting adventures as a ward of the state or quit your bitching.

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>>7806891
R-really?
I..I dont know what to say..

Papa, i love you.
(In a non-sexual sort of way.)

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Mamizou qualifies right?

>> No.7806939

>>7806932
Exciting adventures as a ward of the state?

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>>7806939
Well it was hardly very exciting, more of a nightmare.

Being tossed around like a old whore from one home to another growing up was the worst.

Not to mention the splendid idea the state had of placing a child in a home with two abusive alcoholics.
Oh the joys.

Long story short, now i hate most people and live by myself out in the woods.

>> No.7806962

>>7806942
She reminds me of an aunt than a mother.

>> No.7806967

>>7806954
Well, now that you know how some of the worst families are, it is up to you to create a good one and be there for your kids, and be a good father, not like those foster parents. You can be that beloved, dottering old grandfather one day.

Create that family you've always wanted. BE that father you've always wished you had. Now, go anon, with conviction in your heart and make a better future. When you start at the bottom, there isn't any way to go but up.

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>>7806967
But that means i would have to you know..
Breed with a real female?

I am going to be that crazy old'man who lives by himself near the lake.

Mountains and lakes, this place is probably as close to gensokyo as you can get.

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>>7806903
nothing good comes to men who hate their mommas

>> No.7807790

>>7806588
she might let you fuck her

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