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7798833 No.7798833 [Reply] [Original]

The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth.

Your only hope to survive is to take cover in a bomb shelter. There are two shelters left with one space in each

A) Shelter full of Type-Moon fans

B) Shelter full of Umineko fans

C) Shelter full of Railgun fans

Which shelter do you choose to save your life?

>> No.7798837

Type-moon I suppose.

I predict tons of judging if this goes anywhere.

>> No.7798836

I welcome sweet oblivion.

>> No.7798841

I'd rather die a fiery death

>> No.7798838

>two shelters left

Great work.

>> No.7798843
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7798843

no way in HELL ima go into sHELLter A, too full of circle jerkers

"who can ejaculate the hardest making their sperm fly about 6 miles out"

>> No.7798851

Type-moon, they seem the least horrible as umineko fans are loud idiots and railgun fans are chronic masturbaters (we will be in a closed area)

>> No.7798849

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth.
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
>The sun

>> No.7798857

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth.
>mfw when you are 16th century catholic

>> No.7798854

If the Railgun shelter is full of Railgun fans, and not Raildex fans, then I go there, no need to think twice about it.
I liked Railgun.

>> No.7798855

A

>> No.7798856

>>7798833
Umineko fans.
just throw some yaoi doujin outside and you probably stay all alone.

>> No.7798862

Are you stupid OP? Who would like to hide when there is so good chance?

But still none of these are good for me. What about Touhou shelter? If no then what choosing the one that has most space? (the smallest amount of fans)

>> No.7798858

i would enter the shelter full of railgun fans and proceed to rant and rave about saten being a slut until they open the door to throw me out, instantly killing us all

>> No.7798859

>>7798854
Railgun fans also mean railgun MANGA fans, the same kind of garbage index is with the same fanbase.

>> No.7798866

>>7798856
>Your face when there is only one other person there pretending to be a full cast of 23 and is constantly coming up with ways to murder you in a closed shelter mystery.

>> No.7798864

>>7798858
i don't get it, saten isn't a slut.

>> No.7798863

>The sun has fallen out of orbit
>He thinks the solar system is geocentric
Oh OP, school can't come quick enough for you.

>> No.7798874

I'd go with the Umineko fans.

>> No.7798872

>>7798856
What? Why do you say they like yaoi?

>> No.7798880

>>7798833
Do you think anyone would believe that the Sun orbits around the Earth? Maybe the Railgun fans I guess. Can we wait for the Railgun bunker to fill up and after sealing the door flood it with Zyklon B?

>> No.7798881

>>7798872
It's a known fact umineko fanbase is filled with landwhales.

>> No.7798876
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7798876

Any shelter you go in to will be filled with fans lamenting the end of their series. Even worse, afterward it will be filled with fans who vow to finish the series themselves that end up producing horrid fanfiction type works. The new world would then be filled with waring factions between those who felt like their story was a better end.

>> No.7798882

Typemoon ain't as bad as the other two.

Not to mention that TM's CG and music is better, and the plot isn't as autistic.

>> No.7798883

>>7798876
But Umineko isn't over yet.

>> No.7798897

I'm an Umineko fan, but I'm going to have to go with C provided they have a large supply of porn bundled up.

>> No.7798901

>>7798843
>flood shelter with sperm
>ejaculating into an ocean os sperm
>will never know the feeling of being cummed inside

>> No.7798906

>>7798882
Hahaha,
HAHAHAHAHA
haha
Good one.

>> No.7798907

>>7798882
Hi TMfag, how do you do?

>> No.7798917

A shelter isn't going to do any good because the sun would vaporize all of the water on Earth before it even reaches us.

>> No.7798923

>The sun has fallen out of orbit

With what? The galaxy? Or do you somehow believe in a terracentric universe?

>> No.7798928

>>7798906
>>7798907
Don't be upset, type-moon fans tend to be the least autistic on average than the other two. Type-moon fans actually think before they post so they are probably easier to get along with.

>> No.7798929

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth.
>There are two shelters
>A), B), C)

Holy fuck, dude.

> save your life
IT'S ALREADY OVER, SHELTER OR NO.

>> No.7798931

Umineko shelter, I can get all the landwhale fujoshi pussy I want.

>> No.7798935

>>7798923
Azathoth accidentally bumped into it.
That blind idiot.

>> No.7798938

>>7798935
Zelrech would push the sun back in its proper position. Problem solved.

>> No.7798937

>>7798928
>samefag
And still wrong.
Type moon threads
>retard powerlevel threads spanning 200+ posts on /jp/
>sakura is a slut threads
>other retarded shit
Not to mention their awful overzealous attitude.

>> No.7798942

>The sun has fallen out of orbit

Stopped reading there.

>> No.7798953
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7798953

>C) Shelter full of Railgun fans
I knew my Saten-san cosplay outfit would come in handy one day!
I cant wait to be the official Shelter Nr.1 cumbucket!

>> No.7798948

>>7798937
Homura poster detected.

>> No.7798954

>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Alright, but I guess the Earth still orbits around the sun, so I'll take my chances and stay above ground for as long as it lasts until everything explodes in fire.

>> No.7798955

>>7798948
Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.7798969

>The sun has fallen out of orbit

I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way back in 1520.

>> No.7798979

>>7798833
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Too stupid; Didn't read

>> No.7798981

>two shelters

>three options listed

WTF I'm reading?

>> No.7798991

>>7798880
>>7798923
>>7798942
>>7798954
>>7798969
>>7798979
Sounds like some people just don't understand that the heliocentric model is a useful tool for astronomical calculation, but is not one that truly represents how the universe is.

>> No.7798989

>The sun has fallen out of orbit
>Your only hope to survive is to take cover in a bomb shelter
>There are two shelters left

>> No.7798990

>>7798981
>2 shelters
>2011
>i seriously hope you guys don't do this
rage thread

post some stuff that made you RAAGE
also did i get some doubles

>> No.7799009
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7799009

But why would bomb shelter protect you against the sun?

>> No.7799015

>>7799009
Because the sun would burn up in the atmosphere and become a small bomb by the time it reaches us.

>> No.7799019

>>7798991
So you're saying that I'm wrong in believing that the Earth wouldn't keep orbiting around the Sun even if the Sun left its orbit?

(I'm >>7798954)

Wouldn't the Sun just go somewhere else while our solar system stays somewhat unaffected?

>> No.7799024

A hole in the ground isn't going to save you from a ball of fire 330,000 times the size of the Earth.
I'd gather my faith and prepare for Gensokyo.

>> No.7799025

>>7799015
You should go back to school already and learn some physics/astronomy.

>> No.7799027

>>7799025
I'm surprised you took that response seriously.

>> No.7799029
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7799029

>>7799015
Well too bad, because Utsuho happens to like Tsukihime, Umineko and Railgun, and she will be spamming suns in whichever shelter you choose.

>> No.7799033

>>7799015
That's cute.
>>7799025
Check your sarcasm sensor.

>> No.7799092
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7799092

Well, you got three equally good camps there. So you just pick a neat looking one and take out your pistols and clean up a bit before falling into a slumber in your little vault.

I don't see how this is a hard choice for anyone.

>> No.7799092,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'd go into the one with the "Umineko fans."

Because it would be empty.

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