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[Anonymous No.]

Post your best portal methods in this thread to fight with spam on /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

u gib free portal plx

[Anonymous No.]

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

Take a cup of bleach, drink it, do it until Yukari takes you to Eientei to get taken care of.

Put a bullet in your brain, wake up and play in the garden while Youmu works

Or you can not have sex until you are at least 30, play Touhou religiously. A portal will open when you completed all routes on every game on Lunatic Difficulty without a continue.

Pick your poison, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775302

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

Take about 200 of these.
Shortly after you lose consciousness you will wake up in a bright sunflower field.

[Anonymous No.]

Wasting your life is considered a sin by the Yama.

Instead of getting into Gensokyo you will get sent to Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any real methods? The ones posted so far seem to just be ways to kill yourself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775346
And face the punishment of 2 psycho sisters, a cat and a raven

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

>>7775354
Dear anon, the only way to reach Gensokyo is by dying in this world.

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

I'd actually try these if I was convinced they worked.

[Anonymous No.]

Your threads are just as bad as the spam.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7775354
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Muenzuka

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Road_of_Reconsideration

Here you go. Proof that killing yourself works.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely all you need to do is die and wait until everyone has forgotten you since gensokyo is a place forgotten full of forgotten ones. Also, with that logic aren't we making them not forgotten anymore, so are we bringing youkai and tengu and demons and such back?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to become a legend.

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

If this worked, wouldn't gensokyo be filled with fat, mentally unstable otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

Go post on one of the many other imageboards I have bookmarked or another board until the retards are gone.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7775408
I hear it now:
"I liked Youkai, Tengu and Demons before they were cool"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775346
>Wasting your life is considered a sin by the Yama
No it isn't. That's Christian talk.

[Anonymous No.]

Plane Shift
Conjuration (Teleportation)
Level: Clr 5, Sor/Wiz 7
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched, or up to eight willing creatures joining hands
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

You move yourself or some other creature to another plane of existence or alternate dimension. If several willing persons link hands in a circle, as many as eight can be affected by the plane shift at the same time. Precise accuracy as to a particular arrival location on the intended plane is nigh impossible. From the Material Plane, you can reach any other plane, though you appear 5 to 500 miles (5d%) from your intended destination.

Note: Plane shift transports creatures instantaneously and then ends. The creatures need to find other means if they are to travel back.
Focus

A small, forked metal rod. The size and metal type dictates to which plane of existence or alternate dimension the spell sends the affected creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

The best method would be to destroy digestive system somehow - it's long enough before teleportation after preparing method to take it easy and it's very relaxing method.

But it sounds too good to be real method.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Shout YUKARI IS AN OLD HAG
[ ] Convince yourself that you don't exist and are just a figment of someone else's imagination
[ ] Fly to the moon and hope you fall into Gensokyo on your way back
[ ] Die and challenge Komachi to a game of Battleship
[x] Go insane and pretend you're already there

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775430
You are an ignorant idiot. Buddhism is the one who says that suicide is a sin.

Christianity started to adopt the "suicide is bad" policy after many of their believers started thinking that they would rather be with god now rather than later. Things got so bad that the church had to step in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775465
Bad solutions