Mami Time!

[Anonymous No.]

What was your most beta moment?
>sit next to hot girl in middle school
>I'm quiet, but i talk to her everyday at school.
>we're kind of friends, someone tells me she likes me do nothing because scared and beta
>she goes out with another guy
>7 years later
>Community college, taking speech class
>hear her name, glance over, it's her
>next day, she comes and sit nexts to me but says nothing.
>I say nothing either, drop class the next day
>beta as fuck

What's even funnier is, she's the only girl save 1 other who I was friends with at school ever.

[Anonymous No.]

best thread 2011

u win op congrtulatuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>7766146
緑過ぎ

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

i do not know greek alphabet good but are there greek alphabet moments?

[Anonymous No.]

no please

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I like Mami because she has big tits.

Also sadly I got no stories to share, because I never talked to people back in school. I'm probably the most alpha beta you'll ever meet.

[Anonymous No.]

a big one op

a grat on

xd

[Anonymous No.]

That's not how you do it, OP. You have to use more gamestop and spaghetti:

>See this shitty thread
>Report it right away
>Go to the bathroom to take a shit as I report
>Call of Halo Modern Fallout case in toilet
>Take a shit on it anyway
>Little sister runs in
>"ONII-CHAN, YOU MEANIE! MY GAME!"
>Push dick into her mouth
>Gamestop receipt falls out her anus
>Dad comes in still wearing his Gamestop uniform
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, ANON!?"
>Legs instantly get blended off
>My body wasn't ready
>Crawl to Playstation to play Cripple/Heart
>Tries to download from PSN
>"PSN down until May 2015"
>Realize I now have stage 12 autism and won't live that long

[Anonymous No.]

Not reading it until you type it all out properly without greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Hates dubs
-Has a "waifu" and posts about it
-Creates anime threads with a last flovour of month
-Will post greentext stories/blogs
-Incorrectly uses greentext, posts image macros, and spams board with /v/b/a/ "memes"
-Complains about established /jp/ content, usually Touhou
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-Thinks being gay, liking cocks, traps = cool
-Tires to say something clever, but fails
-Usually an immigrant or overstaying tourist from /a/ who tries too hard to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>7766179
Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Posts his shitty copypasta in every thread
-Thinks greentext is /jp/-related

[Anonymous No.]

>>7766166
You forgot to add spaghetti to your story.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7766192

>Go to school library to work on a paper
>Some faggot starts shouting memes and laughing like a BR
>I say "Can you shut the fuck up? There are people trying to concentrate here"
>He stops and looks down
>Then walks up to me and looks me in the eye
>"It's time for the boogie doogie shloopie."
>He bites my head off and then stitches it back
>As I return to life, spaghetti falls off my pocket
>In my anger I grab it and shove it down his throat
>He bursts into treats
>He then opens the door
>He gets on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur to mock him as he crawls away with spaghetti stuck in his throat
>Teacher comes to shit on me for the incident
>His face is full of hair
>He is a bear
>Everyone is a bear
>We ride into the sunset, our hearts filled with joy
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air

[Anonymous No.]

>>7766213