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I am a /jp/ NEET.

I have never worked a single day in my life.
I pretend to have a severe case of autism so I get government aid.
I get a $1,100 check every month.
I have a food bank deliver me free food twice a week thanks to my disability.
I order any extra food online that I want and can eat the GOOD brands of ramen.
I went outside yesterday for the first time since March to take out the trash.
I have lots of online friends, but no real ones.
I have 7 external 3TB drives full of hentai and VNs that I haven't even looked at yet.
I continue to waste upwards of 200 GB per day downloading new things I will never read or listen to.
I post on /jp/ without a trip and deliberately trash threads, regardless of content.
I will never leave, and I will always tell you to leave.

And I will never leave you or your threads alone.

Ever.

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>> No.7763507

>I pretend to have a severe case of autism

So you just have a normal case of autism?

>> No.7763511

ONE OF US

>> No.7763509

>>7763498
Livin' the dream.

>> No.7763514

sup zun!bar

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>can eat the GOOD brands of ramen

>> No.7763518

>>7763498
Can I move in with you?

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>OP's face when this is a troll yet everybody on /jp/ loves him

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