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You wake up as Shiki. There are 2 maids next to your bed.

What do you do?

>> No.776011

is this a trick question?

>> No.776012

Pass out.

>> No.776014

Have my daily set of exceptionally painful headaches.

>> No.776015

fight them arcade style?

>> No.776017

>>776010
Think about the bluish-yellow FLOWER OF THANATOS.

>> No.776018

Slice her apart.
Slice her apart.
Slice her apart.
Slice her apart.
Slice her apart.

>> No.776025

Kill the vampires
Then I'll be told "No Shiki, you are the vampires"
and then I'd be Roa.

>> No.776026

shot web and rape maids

>> No.776027

Go back to sleep and hope to wake up as another Shiki that has breasts.

>> No.776029

penis goes where?

>> No.776030

Maids you say.

>> No.776034

>>776030
>>776030

Maid! Knee socks! Head padder!

>> No.776035
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776035

>>776010
Help them out with household chores.

>> No.776053

Sweat, have fever dreams, fight off Roa in them, have sex with one of them with contacts in, TRUE END. MANLY TEARS

>> No.776056
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776056

<-- maid

>> No.776266

RAPE THE MAIDS

>> No.776275

>>776027
And ice cream.

>> No.776283

>>776056
I came.

>> No.776297

>>776010
RAPE THEM THEN FUCK MY SISTER FOR THE LULZ

>> No.776304
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776304

>>776056

>> No.776310

>>776297
>FOR THE LULZ
/b/ called, they're missing a cell of their cancer

>> No.776318

>>776297
>FOR THE LULZ

GTFO

>> No.776324

>>776010
Rape the maids, then look for R. Shiki even though Nasu said it will be impossible

>> No.776393

Tohno Shiki waited. The street lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were exorcists in the town. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Satsuki Yumizuka were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Shiki was a murderer for eight years. When he was young he watched his brother and he said to dad "I want to be a vampire daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CIELS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the extravagant manor of the Tohnos he knew there were exorcists. "This is Sacchan" the radio crackered. "You must fight the exorcists!"
So Shiki gotted his pcoket knife and cut up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the exorcists
"I will shoot at him" said the Ciel and she fired the black keys. Shiki cutted at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the exorcists" he shouted
The radio said "No, Shiki. You are the exorcists"
And then Shiki was a Nanaya.

>> No.776436

someone in this thread has made the rapes! no one leaves this thread until we find the one who's guilty!

>> No.776442

>>776436
Sounds like bad roleplay faggotry. Sage.
Funny how quickly the quality of this board was reduced when summer came.

>> No.776688

>>776442
Don't bring that newfag shit here too, or I will be majorly pissed off.

>> No.776703

>>776688 DONT' CALL ME A NEWFAG BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST STARTED COMING HERE YESTERDAY BAWWWWWWWWWWW
Get out newfag

>> No.776706

>>776703
No, I've been here a couple days, even a week, may be.

>> No.776714

>>776706
Hahaha, oh wow. Lurk 3-6 months before posting-

>> No.776739

>>776703
Hi, been a long time lurker on this board.. but I feel I have to speak out at this moment.

Never on The 4Chan Touhou/Tsukihime board have I seen someone be so horrible and with no provocation, utterly appalling.

that was uncalled for and just plain rude.

>> No.776751

>>776739
Newfag summer.

>> No.776757

>>776703
>>776714
This is the definition of irony.

Get trolled more.

>> No.776759

>>776751
This is why I left forums in the first place, is because of 30-40+ yr old assholes that think it's funny to be fucking deuchbags. Nice guys nice. I hope I see you assholes bleeding on the street and when you say, Help me! I'll piss on your fucking face, and then shit in your mouth and watch you choke to death. Fuck you

>> No.776770

>>776759
Nah, that can't work if you forget your sage.

Let me help you.

>> No.776778

This Chair.

>> No.776793

>>776759
Go back to your forums.

Everybody, ignore the summerfags and move on.

>> No.776805

>>776759
If you people wouldn't stand out so much, we wouldn't have this problem. Lurk the fuck moar.

>> No.776810

Forgot my sage.

>> No.776832

>>776759
>>776739

Nice try, but your trolling is a bit too obvious.

>> No.776880

Congratulations, you ruined an okay thread

>> No.776930

>>776010
Goddamn batman.

>> No.776933

how could this
>>776436

spawn this
>>776442


>>776688
>>776703
>>776706
>>776739
>>776751
>>776757
>>776759
>>776770

>> No.776936

.

>> No.776943

Does MAN AND A HALF ring a bell?

>> No.776944

­

>> No.776951

>>776759
Poster is under 18, illegal content.

>> No.776995
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776995

When you troll, please be considerate and do it in your own thread. This one had potential before you started spewing shit all over it.

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777086

You wake up as Shiki. Akiha is naked besides you in bed and Arcueid is leaning over you.

What do you do?

>> No.777097

>>777086
>Genuflect

>> No.777111

>>776010
my glasses! where's my glasses! these lines and dots! arrrggg!!!! headache!!!!!! must cut!!! cut lines!!!! stab dots!!!!

>> No.777117

>>777086

Offer her some Imouto.

>> No.777129

THIS THREAD.

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