/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you had sex with Flay Allster how long do you reckon you'd last before cumming?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably cum before even putting it in.

[Anonymous No.]

Source?

[Anonymous No.]

Not as long as my Lord and Saviour, Kira Yamato, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd cum just thinking that Kira-sama put his dick in there

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

Probably would be destroyed by Kira before anything happened.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had sex with Randall Flagg how long do you reckon you'd last before cumming?

[Anonymous No.]

Depends how aroused I am.

If I'm horny as fuck, I'm faster than the flash

[The pride of the /jp/ Police, Investigation Team G4 Kokoro !AkechidrxE No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

must have source. i remember this pic from a website...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756532

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably cum all over my pants from her smiling at me.

[Anonymous No.]

Porn has taught me that anyone who remains a virgin past the age of 20 will be a premature ejaculator, so based on that, I assume around 5-10 seconds if I concentrate hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756520
>>7756549
>>7756575
>>7756537
samefag

[No.]

How do you guys deal with being virgins? I'm always upset about it, feel left out, and get kind of pissed inside when other people talk about fucking each other in front of me.

I mean, I don't even know how quick I would cum because I don't know what it feels like. Would she laugh at me if I started fucking her like I know what I'm doing but she can tell I don't? I mean it doesn't look difficult at all and by all mean I might be able to do it perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756575,2
Well Tue, maybe you should stop hanging around normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756575,2
Imagine trying to ride a bike, except you never actually learned what to do. All you did was watch others bike for endless hours. Guess how far you'd make it?

The same thing holds true for swimming, drawing, solving math problems, and pretty much any other moderately difficult occupation. Why would it be different for secks?

What I'm trying to say is: You'd be fucked. Literally.

[No.]

>>7756575,4
My first attempt at riding a bike I hopped right on and started riding down the block, no training wheels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756575,4
Riding a bicycle is literally all about confidence. The faster the wheels spin, the harder it is to fall. This is real physics shit here. Centripetal force and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

I never learned how to ride a bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756575,7
That's okay. I still can't ride one very well.