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[Anonymous No.]

It has been said that the ears of a devil can hear through walls.

[Anonymous No.]

One day, Soviet commissar came to village for monthly inspection. Great commissar see shiny tractor in communal barn and ask: "Why don't you use tractor? Do you want to upset great Communist Party?"
"Of course not, comrade commissar, we just want tractor to last longer by not using it for useless tasks." replied peasant.
"Wise thinking comrade, but great Soviet-Union would shine more if tractor is used more!" added great commissar.
Months later, great commissar come back for inspection and see worn-out tractor.
"Why tractor in that state?"
"Well comrade commissar we used it for this and that, and that..."
Politburo relocated village population to Siberian gulag. Villagers were not true Soviets, villagers were inefficient.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7755793

Two Muscovites, Ivan and Piotr, are waiting in line on a Moscow street in the Gorbachev era, waiting to buy bread, in a long line that hardly moves.

Finally, Piotr says to Ivan in exasperation, “I’ve had it. I’m going to shoot Gorbachev.” Off he goes to shoot Gorbachev. Several hours pass, and Ivan remains in line. At last Piotr reappears, so Ivan asks him if he’s shot Gorbachev.

Piotr replies: “I couldn’t. The line was too long.”

[Anonymous No.]

Once there was a small boy who went to school to become proud Russian Communist. He found of a picture of a pretty American girl with smile and two fingers into peace sign. He takes the photo around and no on is knowing her.
One night he hears tapping on window. He looks outside and it is the girl. "Fuck you American!" he screams, and throws potatoes at her.
She keeps this up for several nights until boy is out of potatoes. He leaves his house to kill girl but is hit by a car instead. Driver gets out and takes the boy's photo. Girl is now holding a potato and has 3 fingers raised with a smile.