/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do real Japanese people get lolis to like them? How can I make myself one of those quiet guys that lolis follow around and look like a badass?

[Anonymous No.]

They can't, that's why they turn to anime to fulfill their sick fantasies.

In reality, Anon, you are just a scary overweight neckbeard with bad hair who the lolis all think is creepy.

In reality, no loli is as awesome as Ilya or any other anime loli.

[Anonymous No.]

That doesn't happen in real life.
You have to trigger an 'accident' that will kill both the girl's parents and leave her unharmed, then all you have to do is 'rescue' her.

[Anonymous No.]

>In reality, no loli is awesome

TRUTH!

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

>>775329

You have to be a quiet badass like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>to fulfill their sick fantasies
Where the hell did you get that from?

>overweight neckbeard with bad hair
Actually, you'd be surprised how good I look.

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

>>775345

But are you badass? Like anyone can grow a mullet and some facial hair, but only Big Boss can make it look badass.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a girl obsessed with me. It's not fucking fun, it's bothersome as hell. Leave me the fuck alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>775345
I don't think you are attractive. Enjoy your Loli doujins, alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>775358
An alpha male on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>775353
Imagine this guy, but with long hair. And a Slayer shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>775371
...and that's good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>775358
But was she a loli?

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

>>775366

You don't have to be an alpha male to get girls to like you.

[Anonymous No.]

just have to kidnap her, like some atoku no sakae shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>775329
Ironic. Just last night I was looking over desuchan's loli board to gauge how shitty it is, and I came across this thread: http://desuchan.net/loli/res/9958.xhtml

That should answer your question.

[Anonymous No.]

I played with my niece's friends. They were about ten of them all over me.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

Money will solve your problems...

[Anonymous No.]

How hard is it to master Loli Falconry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>775380

[Anonymous No.]

follow in Archer's footsteps

[Anonymous No.]

Adoption?

[Anonymous No.]

Just have your way with her and tell her if she says anything you'll kill her parents. It worked for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you all need to have a seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>776349
Come to the dark side Chris...!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>776378
He is on the dark side already

[Anonymous No.]

>>776380
OTHER dark side

[Anonymous No.]

>>776380
wrong dark side

[Anonymous No.]

>>776404
>>776410
No, the correct one. The pedo one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>776440
That comic is bad, and you should feel bad. Take this unfunny shit back to /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>776448
Funny, I got it from /b/ year(s) ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>776453
Huh, because it reeks of 13 newgrounder/neo /b/tard faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>776453
Huh, because it reeks of terrible newgrounds/neo /b/ humor. sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>776108
so ronery ;_;
>>776453
Pretty lame comic imo.