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You wake up, turn around and see this.

What do?

>> No.7753264
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Oh no, not again!

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>>7753258

>> No.7753265 [SPOILER] 
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Go to the nearest mirror and inspect the damage

>> No.7753287
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Check to make sure she didn't put any snakes in my hat while I was recovering from orgasm, obviously.

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>> No.7753357

Feel like P diddy

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>>7753264
The usual morning wakeup at the Moriya shrine.

>> No.7753373

Turn around to hug Suwako and then tell Sanae to suck on my dick harder. Such is the life of a man that donates faith to the Moriya Shrine.

>> No.7753387
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Rider Kick.

>> No.7753389

Put my arm around Kanako-sama take a photo and put a caption on it.

''/jp/ meetup''

>> No.7753407
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Why is Kanako so hot despite the silly ZUN hair.

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>>7753407
What are you talking about? The hair emphasises her divine excellence.

>> No.7753419

>>7753258

Sneak a kiss.

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I'd take my autism medication because I must be autisming.

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Thank X/Y/Z god or goddess and cry tears of joy.
And then go down into the kitchen and make her breakfast.

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>>7753407
What are you talking about? The hair emphasises her divine excellence.

I'm sorry, Meido-san ;_;

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I would ensure that my status as a wizard is still intact, and if it is not i would call on the Yama, its marriage time and she is going to take responsibility.

>> No.7753463

I'd have to ask her how this situation came to be once she woke up.

>> No.7753474

Make some coffee wait for her to wake up and then ask what the fuck happened.

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I'd freak the fuck out.
If my girlfriend Canaco finds out, she'd kill me.

>> No.7753513

I'd feel like a pedo for having such a young girl in my bed ;)

>> No.7753526
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I'd demand to know what she did with Miku.

>> No.7753539

>>7753526
Oh god, that bedhead.

>> No.7753592

>>7753526
From the thumbnail, I thought the blanket was a fat guy's ass and that his rolls were covering the girl.

>> No.7753603

Fuck her again.

>> No.7753631

Just thinking about Kanako-sama's pubic hair got me rock hard.

>> No.7753654

> What do?

Be the happiest man dreaming or dead. This can't be real life ;_;

>>7753407

What the hell are you talking about? The hair IS the sexy part.

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>>7753258

>> No.7753821

>>7753592
Oh fuck, I just saw it. Fuck you.

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Bump because Kanako is the best touhou.

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You wake up, turn around and see this.
What do?

>> No.7755174

>>7753498

Nice one.

>> No.7755184

>>7753258
Wake up once more.

>> No.7755188

>>7755170

I'd need an explanation as to how I got there.

>> No.7755337

>>7753526
>you will never wake up next to Miku in her nightie and her hair messy from sleeping close to you all night

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>>7755170

MURDER TIME

>> No.7755386

I'm pretty sure I saw this last time I browsed /jp/ out of boredom.

Freak out and quietly leave the bed and let her sleep. She clearly doesn't want me in it even if I'm getting turned on.

>> No.7755388
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>>7755170
>>7755170

I tell Reisen it was a nice try, but I know it's one of her illusions. I know who I went to bed with last night.

At least... I think I do...

>> No.7755390

Yes! I've finally made contact with Gensokyo!

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>>7755400

>> No.7755413

>>7755400
Oh God, I killed her. I must be an amazing lover.

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>>7755400

>> No.7755418

>>7755412
It's not good to be racist. Don't discriminate her just because she is pale, rotting and eats the souls of the dead.

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>>7755412
Why are you alive?

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>>7755418

Then I have to sleep with her to prove I'm not a racist?

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