/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/!

Why haven't we formed our own country yet?! We could call it Gensokyo v2!

[Anonymous No.]

Mugen is the only realistic choice for leader.

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHA, NO.

[None !Akiha.lfdk No.]

Running a real country probably isn't as easy as a strategy game.
Also, where would we find the peasants to do everything for us?

[Anonymous No.]

Negatory, call it weeaboo-ville. Because you all know it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753244

We enslave little girls, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

Put Sudo to work in the fields.

[None !Akiha.lfdk No.]

>>7753254
Little girls are unsuited to hard labor and/or warfare.
Do you want a nation or a whorehouse?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753257

We can't have both?

[Anonymous No.]

Free broadband for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753259
What about when we have our industrial revolution? Thousands of little girls, mutilated by the metal contraptions they are forced to operate 8 hours a day, only guro fans would be happy with that situation.

Little girls are meant to be pampered and/or raped, just get the mentally challenged to do the physical jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753257
No one will shoot a little girl, think about it, it's the perfect army!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753268

There will be no industrial revolution in Gensokyo v2! We will specialize in farming and the growing of crops!

[Anonymous No.]

All hail Gensokyo Reich

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753290
>Agricultural focus
>Industrial revolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753290
We should do away with currency, and just work in exchange for food and housing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753290
So we'll have plows and carriages, rather than threshers and cotton gins?

This is getting worse, let's keep it simple, promise a little girl for everyone, or technology to make yourself a little girl, and then work your way from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753254
I'll be /jp/'s slave 8 hours a day if I don't have to talk to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Ha, how much of /jp/ has ever worked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753327
I see no problem with that, your mouth will be filled with objects most of the time anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753326
I once worked for 1/2 the minimum wage for a few months because i needed to buy a ps3 to play ar tonelico 3. It was the worst experience of my life but it was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Worst keion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753317

Very well!

Little girls for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753326

I've worked in a one of those asian nail salons.
Fat ugly women in their 40's, 50's coming in for manicure/pedicure.

Suffice to say, I DO NOT have a footfetish.

[Anonymous No.]

If we pool all of our money I'm sure we can afford a space rocket! We will be the first nation to reach Mars and beyond!

[Anonymous No.]

But we can't bum welfare checks if we are in a different nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753372

No welfare checks will be needed! Free money for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753378
and how do you propose our free money system works?

We allow sexual tourists to pay and come explore the natives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753385

We will use our little girl army to invade other countries and steal their money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753393
I love it.
Where do we get the land to establish our country?

Just gonna call forth the lands of the sea or take over some existing nation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753393
First we need to acquire our own lad, I can donate large Island in the Carribean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753396

Mars, of course! See:>>7753368

[Anonymous No.]

..Where did everybody go?

[Anonymous No.]

There are 6 pages missing, and this shit is still glued to the front page? Clearly there aren't enough reports.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows little girls aren't in anymore more...
The nation crumbled from lack of support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753442
It's all about them babies, yo. I play their heads like bongo drums.

[Anonymous No.]

What about us lazy slobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753572

You'll be given comfy jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753572
Cowards die in shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>Uncivilized Nation
>Agricultural
>Protectionist
>Planned Economy
>Moralism
>Jingoism
>Slavery Allowed.
OK

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in.
I've got $4 to contribute to our rocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754391

100% clerks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in, as long as we don't allow fookin' pakkies to emigrate to our cuntrey. They always roonin' ah cuntrey.

[Anonymous No.]

Forget it guys, once I'm rich I'll buy a mansion and invite you all to live there

[Anonymous No.]

A country with 0% of birth rate.
the country will be made of NEETs from every countries

[thoughtless celestial No.]

Where will our land be? how will we get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754444
See >>7753402
We're going to invade Mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754444

Make an artificial island. It's now the trend these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754444
Der Beek Planitia, Mars, with a huge ass rocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754444
Nice quads bro

[Anonymous No.]

I nominate Zunbar for secretary of defense.

[Anonymous No.]

So would we end up trying to kill the normals or just exist alongside them grudgingly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754435

0% birthrate is best birthrate.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754452
>>7754458
mars? This is gonna be VERY expensive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754435
All the human garbage of the western world in one place. How convenient~

[Anonymous No.]

We need to invent robots first. Then we can start building loli robots to do all those annoying things needed to make a society go around, and they'd make a much more effective military than little girls, due to the whole part about being emotionless machines who can be programmed to kill.

We'd be like the Ancient Greeks. Freed from the burden of labor by our loli robot slaves, we'd have the schole (leisure) to spend on self-improvement (reading more eroge).

[Anonymous No.]

More Nazi K-On Pictures Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754517
Considering how Australia turned out, I don't like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754496
Our army of little girl is going to steal money from everyone. It's a flawlessly perfect plan. Nothing will stop our cute little lolis.
This or we can do >>7753368

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754496
Our army of little girls is going to steal money from everyone. It's a flawlessly perfect plan. Nothing will stop our cute little lolis.
This or we can do >>7753368

[Anonymous No.]

government pays for the autis-
oh.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754533
IRL lolis don't work that way.

>>7753368
reaching? fine. we will reach there. what will do about the atmosphere? agriculture? surviving is gonna be VERY expensive. we will die there.

>>7754457
where will we put this island?

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754444
>>7754555
For the record: that was completly unitentional. but now I have to get the 666, and I know I will fail... dannit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754562
Could you skip the 777 either way? We don't need KOG rearing his ugly head.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754568
I need to get my mother from the bus station soon. I don't think I'll get anything earlier than 888.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754435
Our population will rely solely on immigration

[Anonymous No.]

Reminds me of that one youtube comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754528

>We'd be like the Ancient Greeks. Freed from the burden of labor by our loli robot slaves, we'd have the schole (leisure) to spend on self-improvement (reading more eroge).

Don't forget pederasty, another thing Greeks and /jp/ have in common.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754673
bummer.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>7754761
Also I'm back! that was faster than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754528
Making robot little girls do all your tasks for you is way too cruel. We are better off making von Neumann loli robots and letting them loose on the world. They would be sold as maids, but once you buy one, metal items in your house would disappear one by one and you'd notice that you're getting shorter, more obedient and more feminine with each passing day until your "maid" fully converts you into another loli robot. If one of those maids can turn her "owner" into a little girl in a year, the entire world will become cute, young, perfectly obedient maidens in a bit less than 33 years. In those 33 years, we'll use our remaining resources to turn ourselves into loli robot ojou-samas and then live forever served by billions of cute robot girls, though perhaps some of us would also convert themselves into servile maid robots so that they may find joy in doing their best to please the little girl they like, serving as her lover and attendant for the rest of their eternal lives.

[Anonymous No.]

Or we can buy from this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755000

what are the chances something like this actually goes on in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755017
What are the chances of me losing my virginity?


~3%
(+2 if I ever get to be rich enough to get a girl actually have consensual sex with me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755000

sick trips

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755029
Chances are much higher than you realise.
Why you'd want to is beyond me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754459
>>7755042

Go back to /v/ retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755017

Children sold into sexual slavery is not unheard of.
Mutilation is not unheard of.

Something like that probably happened more than once, there are people for everything.