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7751806 No.7751806 [Reply] [Original]

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

>> No.7751813

I never new there were trolls on /jp/

>> No.7751810

Why do you always use a 2hu image when posting this?

>> No.7751821

>>7751813
Sure, everyone that doesn't like you or doesn't agree with you is a troll.
Oh kid, grow some balls and stop being a disgusting weeaboo.

>> No.7751825

>>7751810
>2hu
I lol'd.

>> No.7751839
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LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED

>> No.7751841

>>7751821
>calling people weeaboo
>on 4chan
>ON JP

Okay.

>> No.7751845 [DELETED] 

>>7751810
1) Touhous represent the ideals of old /jp/, and people who appreciate them rarely have waifu or at least keep it private.
2) It draws attention to the thread.
3) It reduces the chances of a quick deletion, as compared to starting with a random or troll-associated image.

>> No.7751846
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I don't give a fuck OP.

Pic related, it's me and my waifu.

>> No.7751852

>>7751810
1) Touhous represent the ideals of old /jp/, and people who appreciate them rarely have a waifu or at least keep it private.
2) It draws attention to the thread.
3) It reduces the chances of a quick deletion, as compared to starting with a random or troll-associated image.

>> No.7751847

>>7751841
In before 100 posts of insecure /jp/ers trying to define weeaboo.

>> No.7751860
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EPIK WIN TRAWL OHPEE

THESE WEBO NERDS DONT EVEN KNO THAT U POST THIS ALMOST EVERY DAY ROFL

NEWFAGS EVERYWHERE, GOOD RIDDENCE

>> No.7751862
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>>7751847
Problem solved.

>> No.7751858

>>7751846
Are you one of those users from gelbooru that always makes shitty jokes and gets thumb downed in 2 seconds?
Loser.

>> No.7751866

>>7751858

You're not very good at this trolling business. It requires a light touch. Plain old insults will only work on a novice.

>> No.7751874

>>7751841
>JP
what is that

>> No.7751871

>>7751841
On /jp/, this term is reserved for those naive souls who post on /a/ and still believe that Japan is a magical wonderland as shown in the cartoons.

>> No.7751879

>>7751866
>>7751862
Oh boy, pure girllies from /a/,
Hahaha.

>> No.7751885

>>7751871
You sound more delusional than the nonexistent people you're referring to.

>> No.7751900

>>7751821
I am 37 thank you very much.

>> No.7751907

>>7751885
How exactly? You should try going to /a/ or narutoforums and look at how they talk about Japan.

>> No.7751926
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7751926

What I've gathered from /jp/ so far:

Everybody is clinically depressed pill addicts who play Touhou, Visual Novels, and Eroge. The threads consist of any of those three, homuhomu, Comiket 80, and threads that are about Touhous.

Or am I off base here?

>> No.7751939

>>7751926
That's not bad so far, but there is still so much more.
For example I still remember when we had "masturbation while wearing womens legwear" or "anal masturbation" threads

>> No.7751940

>>7751926
We're all little girls, too.

>> No.7751942

>>7751926
>homuhomu

This shit is a monthly anime fad. Soon shitposters will get tired of it and switch to some other spam.
So it is not homohomo but just monthly dose of anime spam.

>> No.7751949

>>7751926

Well, besides the pill part you got me. I just refuse to take them.

Btw, you forgot the eventual music threads.

>> No.7751955
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>>7751942
Yeah, just like Saten, right?

>> No.7751959

I hate weeaboos. I don’t conisder myself a weeaboo, I’m actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I’m studying japanese, japanese history and I’m following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I’m actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>> No.7751961

>>7751959
lol weaboo

>> No.7751968

>>7751959

If you're going to troll you're going to have to try harder than that.

>> No.7751976

>>7751968
If you are going to respond to something, you should really ignore kopipe.

>> No.7751977

>>7751955
Yeah, shiten is spammed by a pretty persistent retard.

>> No.7751989

>>7751977
Sounds like your tin foil hat might be on a bit tight.

>> No.7751995

"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's PENIS too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his PENIS once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"


With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.

>> No.7752008

>>7751989
Oh, I just checked out of curiosity and sometimes it is just 1 shiten post a day and sometimes 20 posts regurgitating the same old shit.
Pretty interesting example of autism.

>> No.7752076

good times.

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>>7751995
wat

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