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Between a single, perfect day with your waifu, and a tank, which would you prefer?

>> No.7749612

The M1A2 Abrams IS my waifu. Delima solved.

>> No.7749613

I have no use for a tank, and I have no waifu.

>> No.7749614

Cool as a tank might be to have, what would I do with it?

As a NEET, I don't have the money to maintain it or have it hauled to a field to play with, and I doubt I can legally drive it on streets as it'd probably buckle weak pavement.

Is there really any reason to even choose the tank?

>> No.7749620

How much does a tank sell for? Probably a lot, right?

I'll take the tank.

>> No.7749619

I'd sell the tank and NEET it up for the rest of my life.

>> No.7749622

>implying I can't have a perfect day with my waifu mostly naked inside a hot, steamy tank.

>> No.7749625

>>7749619
>>7749620
this

>> No.7749627

why are you replying to this shitty thread

>> No.7749638

does the tank come with infinite gas and ammo?

>> No.7749639

Selling the tank sounds like an awesome idea. You could probably net like 5 million dollars for the tank, at least, which would be more than enough for me to live my NEET ways.

>>7749627
Honestly this is somewhat interesting unlike certain other threads (pigs, Saten spam, etc)

>> No.7749647

Well I didn't think of selling it. Guess it hit me as though I wouldn't get to keep it just use it.
Ah well, tank-n-sell.

>> No.7749648

No 2D or 3D wife, and already drove a tank before.

I'd take the Saten and pig threads instead please.

>> No.7749656

>>7749648
>drove

So you weren't even the commander? And now you're failing school on the GI bill, I suppose? Fucking rockheaded welfare queens.

if you fell for that, shame on you

>> No.7749661

I'm with the clever people wanting to sell the tank.

I can afford multiple meals a day, rent AND have enough to bribe someone with more artistic talent than me to make custom figs since there'll never be proper ones of my love.

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7749663

>>7749648
>and already drove a tank before.

Zunbar vs a child.

>> No.7749665

>>7749656
Fell/fail what now?

>> No.7749698
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7749698

My waifu, obviously.

>> No.7749709
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7749709

KMS Scharnhorst is my waifu

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7749794

>>7749709
Always bet on Duke.

>> No.7749799
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7749799

That depends: what kind of tank would we be talking about here?

>> No.7749804

There's no way in fucking hell you'd be able to sell a tank anywhere but the black market, and even then you'd probably just get yourself killed.

>> No.7749818

>>7749804
http://www.armyjeeps.net/armor1.htm

First hit in google for M4 Sherman for sale. Damn didn't know it was that easy to buy from the black market.

>> No.7749820

>>7749698

Ditch the useless cumrag!

>> No.7749822
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7749822

A perfect day with my waifu, and then kill myself/ourselves at the end.

>> No.7749824

The waifu ruse was a.....distaction. I HAVE the tank

>> No.7749825

>>7749639
i just want to talk about tanks forever

>> No.7749831

Is it a magical tank that transforms into a girl, allowing it to self-maintain and self-sustain itself using magic?

If so, tank.

>> No.7749834
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7749834

Hell, with her help I could steal a tank, and a few other things.

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7749934

What about both?

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