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USELESS + NONUSELESS SEX APPEAL

>> No.774784

the best sex would blossom between these two

>> No.774785

Where do they find all that goddamned hueg produce?

>> No.774789

>>774785

Maullar's house.

>> No.774800

>>774785
They're very small fairies. What's small to us is big to them.

>> No.774806

>>774800
I guess that's why it's so famous in japan.

>> No.774808

>>774800
>fairies
I don't think so, Tim.

>> No.774811

Age for the mention of Mauller.

>> No.774817

>>774800
But Tenshi looks like she's going to bring down her peach on that mountain and break it.

>> No.774828

>>774811
Maul 'er? She's drivin' me nuts!

>> No.774826

>>774785
Here's a thought--maybe Nagasarete Airantou takes place in Gensokyo.

This would fix everyone's problems.

>> No.774832
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>> No.774834

>>774826
But unlike Touhou, Nagashinobi Airrivals sucks.

>> No.774835

>>774772
Are you going to eat that peach alone, Konata?

>> No.774843
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774843

What does her socks smell like?

>> No.774846

>>774817
It's not a mountain, it's a sharp pebble.

>> No.774851

>>774843

Peaches obviously

>> No.774883

>>774851
mmmmmmmmm fap fap fap

>> No.774903
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>> No.774913
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774913

Delicious peach juice!

>> No.774916

>>774843
Ilmenite.

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>> No.775001
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WHY AM I SO FLAT?

>> No.775020

We're eating out tonight.

>> No.775030

Tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>> No.775038
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>> No.775080
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775080

I'd her peach.

>> No.775086

>>775080

Eat it? That's mean.

>> No.775089

>>774959
FU***N SAVED!... Thanks!

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>>775089

Have another.

>> No.775107

>>775094
Thanks!... You got one more?

>> No.775122

>>775089
>>775107
And I suddenly feel like saging a Tenshi thread...

>> No.775132

>>775122
And will bump to undo the damage I've done so far and will peacefully leave this thread and it's inhabitants to seek more cute dead girls elsewhere...

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>>775132
Every time you post I RAGE. Your mere presence is a 7/10, whether or not you mean for it to be. Also, learn to age.

Countering faggotry with more of mai waifu.

>> No.775150

>>775132
>age
>mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU
>bump

I now want to kill you.

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775154

I just posted everything good I had last night though. Someone else post this time.

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>>775148

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>> No.775199

>>775159
Reverse the weather, reverse the world, reverse the birth, reverse the curse, and SPIN, SPIN, SPIN, SPIN, SPIN!!!

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775217

So is Tenshi's sword have an actual, physical structure to it, or is it an energy blade, like Zero's?

>> No.775222

>>775217

It's a lightsaber

>> No.775233
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>>775199

>> No.775303

It's a fog saber actually

the blade is made out of red fog

>> No.775314

>FU***N SAVED!... Thanks!
>FU***N

HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.775343

I see huge amounts of sex appeal in Reisen and none in Tenshi. Sorry

>> No.775377
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>>775217
its the dragon sword

>> No.775401
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>>775377
No, it's the Holy Dragon Sword.

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>>775343
Really? Because I think that Tenshi is quite possibly the hottest touhou.

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>>775435
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

>> No.775457

>>775437
I think ZUN forgot that he already created Suika

>> No.777141

>>775457

Actually, ZUN was planning on introducing 4 oni girls, the "Devas of the Oni Mountain". Suika and Yuugi were the first two.

>> No.777152

>>774959

Did she just kill Marisa?

>> No.777156

>>777152
Bitch tried to outpimp her

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>>777152

>> No.777159

>>777141
Next oni will have 3 horns.

>> No.777172

>>777157
Finally someone stopped the pimp. She will have to deal with the widows, though.

>> No.777207

I wonder if the Hakurei line will become Celestials like Tenshi's did.

>> No.777212
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>>777207

Evil people cannot become Celestials.

>> No.777218

>>777152

Marisa was putting the moves on her. Unfortunately, Tenshi knows all about her reputation. And has watched School Days.

>> No.777220

>>777212

Except I wasn't talking about Marisa.

>> No.777226

>>777159

I for one welcome our Boozanian overlords.

>> No.777233
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>>777220

Reimu >>Hakurei
Marisa >>Kirisame

WUT.

>> No.777238
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>>777220
Reimu Hakurei
Marisa Kirisame

WUT.

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>>777212

Infernals, then?

Pic related, although it's a different human-turned-youkai.

>> No.777253

>>777238
>Marisa Kirisame
>>777212
>Evil people

>> No.777264
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777264

Is this Reimu Hakurei? Pic related xD

>> No.777267

>>777207
No.

Sanae, on the other hand...

>> No.777271

>>777267

Sanae's a slut. She'd become a Tengu.

>> No.777278
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>>777267

Is a good girl.

>> No.777280

>>777271

They worship her already.

>> No.777284

>>777271
Sanae is a good girl who has given up her earthly desires to serve her shrine. She qualifies.

>> No.777285

>>777264 xD
Get out.

>> No.777287

>>777280

Wrong. They worship Kanako.

>> No.777289
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>>777285

So this is Marisa Kirisame, then? T_T

>> No.777304

>>777287

No, the Kappa and the other youkai in the mountain worship Kanako. The Tengu worship Sanae. You, of all people, should know why.

>> No.777305

>>777207
>Hakurei line

Old faggotry aside, notice the "line" part. Tenshi didn't do shit to become a Celestial. She became one because her whole family got the promotion. Same could happen with Reimu, since she does have ancestors.

>> No.777309

>>777289 T_T
get the fuck out

>> No.777311

>>777287
Sanae is a demigod; she gets worshiped too.

>> No.777312

>>777304

Because she's cheap and easy?

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>>777305

But evil people become Youkai! So yeah!

>> No.777316

>>777311

I'm not sure if the term demigod fits. I know she has some of Suwako's blood in her, but that's... very, very diluted.

>> No.777320

>>777305

A Hakurei could become a Celestial.

But not Reimu.

Yukari has dibs.

>> No.777323

>>777315

Which is why Marisa will eventually become one.

>> No.777330

>>777323

Reimu isnt evil, Marisa is.

Obviously Reimu is the black-white.

>> No.777331

>>777312

Like all Tengu.

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>>777320

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>>777320

But Yukari is evil, so yeah! Pic related.

>> No.777342

>>777339

Lazy =/= Evil

>> No.777343

>She was originally a devotee of the wind god, but as she used her secret abilities to create miracles such as summoning the wind and rain, the people around her began to believe in this human with mysterious abilities.

>In short, over time, people began to mistake the miracles caused by the wind god as being caused by her.

>In addition, as a keeper of secrets, she began to accrue faith and be treated as a god, even though she was human. She was a living god.

>When she was young, Sanae had mastered the secrets to call upon miracles that had been passed down through her family. A young girl that could call upon the power of miracles would certainly collect great amounts of faith --- one would expect.

>>777320
What if Yukari already is a Celestial?

>Sometimes they descend to earth, say absurd things that trouble normal humans, and return to heaven.

It fits.

>> No.777360

>>777343
She has her own realm

>> No.777365

So if the internet is the world, the Celestials are trolls?

>> No.777368

>>777365

Basically.

>> No.777375

>>777365
Most Celestials don't realize they're trolling, though. Tenshi is an exception.

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>>777339

Yukari is not evil, just bored

Pic related

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777431

brace for new oni.

>> No.777442

>>777431

Confirmed for Touhou 12?

>> No.777470

>>777431

The next Oni will only be half-oni. Amanojaku to be specific.

She will wear a fedora, and a red tie.

>> No.777531
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>>777442
That would automatically make it the best Touhou ever.

>> No.777930

>>777470

With a giant peacock's feather stuck on the hat.

She'll also be wearing red spectacles, for the meganekko moe.

>> No.777992

>>777930

And voiced by Romi Paku.

FUND IT

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