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If you want to become the softest, you've got to learn from the master

>> No.7706353

What IS that?

>> No.7706355
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>>7706353

a miserable pile of ectoplasm

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>> No.7706362
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fat hags general?

>> No.7706373
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so, I heard you like soft touhous

did anyone buy this yet?

>> No.7706394
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nah, just yuyuko playing with her food

i love how this guy draws hags though

>> No.7706402

Where is the porn?

>> No.7706406
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booty phatrock reporting in

>> No.7706410

>>7706406
Is Letty always overweight?

>> No.7706417
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the true meaning of overweight

>> No.7706419

>>7706417

youmu is a growing girl

>> No.7706428

>>7706410
if i have anything to say about it then yes

>> No.7706479

These are the only kind of images that have any power to arouse me at all. I find them lewd and disgusting, completely impure, unlike the little girls with which I choose to surround myself. Nonetheless, these images hold an incomparable power over my sub-human instincts.

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Chubby sakuya > chubby youmu > chubby marisa > chubby reimu >>>>>> chubby sanae

>> No.7706549

>>7706489
Fatchouli > all of them

>> No.7706553

>>7706549
Agreed, although I think I'm biased. Patchy is beautiful in pretty much every form.

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fatchouli you say?

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>>7706563
That's not fat. That's morbidly obese.

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take it momiji

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>>7706569
She can still stand. That's fat.

>> No.7706591

>>7706489
>>7706563
>>7706569
>>7706576

moaarrr and sauce
>>7706588
>>7706588

>> No.7706596

>>7706591
You want more reaction images of Hercules?

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>>7706596

sure why not

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>>7706596

Hades provides the better reactions if you ask me

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>>7706591
>>7706596

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I do enjoy healthy, but there are times where I really want to indulge in some super obese touhous. Is it normal to want such a variation in softness so regularly? Or are my preferences just growing larger with age?

>> No.7706774

>>7706748
Nah, I get the same thing. I actually prefer my Touhous to be healthy.

>> No.7706777 [DELETED] 

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my darkside wishes to have missionary sex with obese aya whilst she begs me not to take pictures

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is she technically immobile if she can't get up herself, but is still light enough for you to sling over your shoulder?

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>>7706873
Any morbidly obese person would be able to get around just fine if they had access to a road and heavy machinery with a competent driver. Yeah, I guess she qualifies.

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I wish mihai would draw more

does anyone have his sakuya comic?

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>>7706820

my new fetish

humiliating fat photos whilst blackmailing her to get even fatter

it's the perfect crime

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Is she Touhou?

>> No.7708594

>>7706820

but then all your friends will know you were harpooning a fatty. are you okay with that?

>> No.7708615

If you guys like chubby girls so much, why not just get a internetgirlfriend?

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>>7708615

>> No.7712650

bump

>> No.7713081

>>7708615
3D fat girls are pig disgusting.

2D makes everything look better.

>> No.7713093

>zun is not the master of writing too.

>> No.7713096

The best girls get the least cgs.

>> No.7713167

>>7708615
i had that same thought once so i went out and did it. it was fucking horrible and now i can never become a wizard to boot. don't be like me folks

>> No.7713172

Disable page style and then write in the box that says ignore you and post. Nobody knows where original ideas come from; some people claim that there aren't any original ideas. That's the most common problem among folks like myself.

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Dammit /jp/, just when I'd finished fapping.

Looking kinda Lucky Star there, Marisa.

>>7706873
This is such an awesome question. The answer is yes, by the way.

>> No.7713190

>>7706748
Nothing to worry about. Just means you're a true fat fetishist. Which is an unfortunate thing to be, but whatever. Just be glad you can still get off to healthy girls.

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Sorry, I prefer my Touhous toned and muscular.

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>>7713204
there is certainly a time and a place
i for one would love for yuugi or meiling to just beat the shit out of me... i wonder if that's weird

>> No.7713264

>>7713209
It IS weird. But it is okay here.

>> No.7713266

>>7713264
ok because i would hate to think that /jp/ would judge me for wanting yuugi to beat me down soccer hooligan style

>> No.7713290

>>7713266
I've seen worst things here don't worry

>> No.7713414

>>7713209
I think having the shit beaten out of you is a more common fetish than morbid obesity. You're in the clear.

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pukingmadotsuki.jpg

>> No.7714355

Touhou is a babby's first shmup of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of setting and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and FANWORKS. The NEET anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for normal, sociable, underage faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the spellcards, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole "yokai" faggotry and everything about the Touhou world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the cheerful character backgrounds, emphasis on friendship, and the overall preachiness of its official manga make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted optimism towards the world.Exactly the kind of shit that makes normals and underage retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Touhou is basically THE series to attract the most hated shmup fanbase known to /jp/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this franchise and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Touhou threads ever encourage the normalfags to show their faces here.

>> No.7714429

>>7714355
>I don't like this series overlapping my favourite series therefore it's shit and everyone likes it is shit as well

>> No.7716632

>>7714355
Hmm, interadasting view.

>> No.7716637

>>7716632
Stop samefagging after posting your shitty copypasta

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>>7714355
This is the truth, copypasta or not.
Suck it up, 2hufags.

>> No.7716645

>>7716643
>2hu
Will you ever give up?

>> No.7716676 [DELETED] 

I challenge you to a challenge of the softest.
My fur is on a level I dare you to reach.

>> No.7716679
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I challenge you to a challenge of the softest.
My fur is on a level I dare you to reach.

>> No.7716702

>>7716643
Sup 2human from connecticut

how's your autism doing?

>> No.7716721
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>2hufag calling people autism
Stay autistic.

Read the first passage again and try to not be mad because we correctly pointed out the flaws in your favourite アニメ.

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>>7716679
My chinchilla is much softer and cuter than Youmoe.

I support this post.

>> No.7717640

Um. Back to the topic at hand.

Has the OP doujin been released?

>> No.7717649

I like festively plump, not obese.

Like >>7707147

>> No.7717725

>>7717649
Good for you. No, really. You've got a much higher chance of finding a girl.

>> No.7717738

>>7717725
How is that good?

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>>7717738
Well. Um.

At least the guys who draw "festively plump" Touhous are generally far more skilled than the ones who draw super-obese ones. Case in point.

>> No.7717826

>>7717813
I'm sure I have said ths before: The more bizarre or disgusting the fetish, the less talent the people who like it have.

It is a cosmic rule. Like gravity.

>> No.7718025

>>7717826
Explain guro and futa, then.

Anyhow, I think it's the problem that if you take a small-enough cross-section of the population, you're not going to find many artists at all, let alone many good ones.

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>>7718025
More often than not, futa is hideously drawn. And even when it IS well drawn, it looks more like yuri gone wrong because people need their cocks in their porn.

As for guro... I recall some good artists, but then there are plenty of bad artists like Waita Uziga and Juan Goth, who are both terrible artists, even if they are popular.

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SO what is this jap art only am I going to get exiled for this?

>> No.7718694

>>7718660
How does that even have anything to do with Touhou?

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>>7718694
The thread didn't give much info and I know jack shit about Touhou so I thought it was just a fat thread. Here hope this makes up for that.

>> No.7718866

>>7718594
I guess I'll take your word for it. What do you mean by "yuri gone wrong", though? I mean, beyond the obvious.

>>7718660
Oh. It's you. Mister Spend Half My Paycheck On Commissions. You're certainly welcome to bring more WG pics into the world, but couldn't you spread them around between artists, perhaps?

And >browsing /jp/
>not knowing jack about Touhou

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>>7718866
I shall explain~!

- A-chan, I love you!
- B-chan, I love you too!
(Cues in lightly colored background with bubbles and flowers as they both kiss)
- But how shall be consumate our love , A-chan? We are both girls!
- No worries, I shall now grow a penis as big as my arm and twice as thick to completely defile, my beloved B-chan!
They fuck. The end.

>> No.7718994

>>7718927
Oh, so you mean you'd rather they explain it, or deal with it in a meaningful manner?

Because to be honest, that stuff just sort of gets in the way when it comes to ridiculous weight gain.

>> No.7719029

Why can't all fat chicks be like this ;_;

-No double chin
-Fat mostly on hips and thighs
-Smooth clean skin without cellulite, rashes, or wrinkles

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>>7719029

forgot pic

>> No.7719042

>>7718927
He he, he reads H content for the story.

>> No.7719048

>>7718994
No, as in what appears to be a cute yuri story turns into yet another futanari ahegaoing with fluids flying everywhere "plot".

>> No.7719068

>>7719048
There are more yuri stories classified as ''non-h'' than ''H-doujinshi''.

If you wanted your favourite pairing to be lovingly caressing each other (without man pillars) you shouldn't even be searching for H-content. Don't criticize on other's preferences or call them ''badly done'' because they're not your taste.

>> No.7719094

>>7719029
>>7719033
I was with you until you said -Fat mostly on hips and thighs. Bellies are the best part!

And double chins are something I've slowly grown to accept.

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How would you feel about a fat AND lewd Aya?

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