>>7706288
Why, excuse me, sir! While I could probably easily find the name of "these things", place an import order at an obscure Japanese site and get a pair, I live in a capitalist society which encourages, and almost enforces, a smooth lifestyle. Kind of like sandals! I go everywhere with sandals. They're more comfortable and easier to take out than a normal shoe. Just slip right in and go for a walk, slip right out and lay on the sofa, OOOOHHH YEEEEAH.
Now, when you pick up a sandal and put a bump on the middle of it, specifically a huge and rectangular one, and expect me to keep balance after using a not-bumped sandal for my whole life... well, I'm not a Tengu, so I wouldn't be able to do that now, hmm?