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>> No.7699624

>>7699617
reported

>> No.7699626

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699627

The most exciting time of the day has flanally come.

>> No.7699628

>>7699617
>>7699619

>>>/b/

>> No.7699617

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699619

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699621

>>7699617
Why don't you get some friends, try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me

>> No.7699634

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699630

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699631
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7699631

>> No.7699632

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699633

>>7699628
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. Ur not? smart, ur not interesting, ur an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

>> No.7699644

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699640
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7699640

Good night Fla- Oh my GOD!

>> No.7699641

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699637

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699636

lol its posted at 2:00 am again xD!

captcha: eatweb 110

>> No.7699649

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699652

>>7699645
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. Ur not? smart, ur not interesting, ur an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

>> No.7699654

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699645
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7699645

>>7699633

>> No.7699647

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699657
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>> No.7699656

>you are all autistic faggots
>nothing

>flanfly
>all the rage of /jp/

stay classy

>> No.7699660
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>> No.7699661
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7699661

>>7699652

>> No.7699671

You can vary the feel in a few ways. If you soak the insert in hot water or use a heating pad to heat it up you get that hot human feel to it. Also by screwing on the end cap differently you can vary how tight it is. The first time I tried it, I had the cap screwed on tightly. Even using plenty of lube it was so tight it felt like it was forcing me out. I was thinking "so this is what it must feel like to rape someone!" I'm not that big overall, slightly longer than the average guy and average to slightly thinner than average, so yeah. The second time I started with the cap screwed off and even though it was tight it had a looseness towards the later stages of penetration. Imagine like fucking a fat chick, except a virgin fat chick. That's kind of how it felt with the cap screwed off. During my second usage I put the cap on a bit and tightened it and you could feel the grip on the cock tightening. It was mind-blowing.
Really the only downside to it, although it's not that much work really. Just washing it out is common sense, but you might want to put a little cornstarch on it to keep the bounciness of the skin. Rubbing alcohol is recommended but it doesn't seem that necessary to me. It's mostly for disinfectant purposes I think, but since my semen is nectar of the gods anyways, I don't think it really applies to me.
I would definitely recommend it. Probably the best masturbatory experience I've ever had and it was better than over half of the girls I've had sex with. And also after you're done you can roll over and go to sleep and not have to hear "oh Jay, you're the king, baby" or "oh Jay you took me to heaven" or "oh Jay, that was so good I won't even press charges". Why do I wanna hear that shit when I just wanna to go to sleep, right?
I give it two cocks up. If you've got the cash lying around, GO FOR IT!

>> No.7699667

>>7699656

it's obviously just one butthurt faggot, probably one from that shitty jrpg thread

>> No.7699668

So, as some of you know, I've sworn off women for the rest of the year. Until Jan 1, 2006 I have resolved not to start a relationship or have sex with a woman. It's kind of a long story, but it involves a bet and a lot of strange feelings.
But you know...a man has needs. Especially this man. So I decided to try the Fleshlight. And not just any fleshlight, but the fleshlight STU (stamina training unit). Don't get me wrong! I am much man. And any woman who can't cum after Napoleon invades her great white north, or after 90 seconds of riding my white lightning...well, she's probably a dyke. But regardless, I want to be the best I can be. And that's why I ordered this. When I go back to women, I will be the greatest lover of all time.
I was slightly dissatisfied with the shipping process. I ordered it on October 6th, and I got it this morning, the morning of the 20th. So that was about a week longer than I expected. Definite demerits for that.
Otherwise the shipping was a plus. It came FedEx so no chance of someone else getting my precious. The packaging was non descript, just a brown box from ILF, inc. There's nothing screaming out "HEY YOU JUST BOUGHT A SEX TOY! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THE PERVERT!" Not like I care because I have no shame and don't talk to my neighbor, but it's a nice touch. Nobody knows what's in this box but me.

>> No.7699670

The appearance is pretty normal. You can choose 4 different appearances, pussy, ass, mouth or just a slit. I got the pussy version. The mouth version looks distinctly like a guy's mouth. That's pretty gay and I'm not down with that. But yeah, the appearance looks pretty normal, kind of like a loose "outie" vagina. It even comes complete with a clit.
The outside casing is bigger than I expected. I mean, I guess to accomodate for all sizes. The narrowest part at the very end is 2.5" and it's 9.5" tip to tip, so with the roundness of the insert, if you're packing 10" you should still be able to bury to the hilt and not bottom out. So it pretty much fits all sizes and stays relatively tight even for normal guys.
Wow. It feels like heaven. After I was done the first time I looked at my left hand and in my best Vince McMahon voice yelled out "YOOOOOOOURE FIIIIIIIIRED!!!" I don't think I can go back to jackin it the old way again. I've tried many forms of jacking it, including most of the variants at www.jackinworld.com . This is by far superior to anything I'd tried before.

>> No.7699697
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7699697

Good night little Flan!

I can always make time for you. ~

>> No.7699707

I love how /jp/ EXPLODES into autism as soon as meido leaves. It's like meido is pushing a buttplug into /jp/'s ass to prevent shit from leaking everywhere. But the leaking won't stop. Drips here, puddles there. Meido can't keep it in. She is covered in shit. And of course /jp/ is giving her a hard time. Eventually meido walks away saying "fuck this" and the buttplug flies out and there is a tidal wave of diarrhea for her to clean up the next day.

>> No.7699720

>>7699707
Bitch about moderation and then bitch about lack of moderation.

It's the /jp/ way.

>> No.7699741

>>7699707
Why don't you get some friends, try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me

>> No.7699739

>>7699707
>meido RP

I bet you enjoy shit like tumblr & 4chan shipping garbage as well.

>> No.7699745

>>7699707
But the shit is the whole reason I come here.

>> No.7699747
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>> No.7699814

Thread reported.

>>>/b/

>> No.7699825
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7699825

>>7699814
>he thinks flanfly doesn't belong

>> No.7699832

>>7699825
>lol guise Im forcing it since january, how cud u say its not jp lol XD
reported, dirty nerd.

>> No.7699835

There was a time when not every poster in a flanfly thread was retarded.

>> No.7699836

>>7699825

Fuck off with your autistic forced meme /b/ shit.

>> No.7699843

>>7699836
Flandre Scarlet is a Touhou character. Touhou is related to /jp/, not /b/.

>> No.7699850

>>7699843

And forced daily dose image macros with no text belong in /b/.

>> No.7699950

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699952

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699948

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699955

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699957

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.7699958

WHATA FUCK RALPH xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GR­AT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS RALPH XD

>> No.7699983

>>7699832
>since January

Pretty sure it's been here for well over a year.

>> No.7699987 [DELETED] 

>>7699850
Perhaps
>jp

or
>jp meetup thread # bajilion
is more to your liking

>> No.7699989

>>7699850
Perhaps
>/jp/

or
>/jp/ meetup thread # bajilion
is more to your liking

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