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Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:45:00 2011 No.7693278 [Reply] [Original]

>Find out I likely have inflammatory bowel disease
>shit sucks
>Find out it's listed on digestive diseases you can get SSI money for

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:46:38 2011 No.7693283 You guys get all the best diseases. Is there a recommended way to get one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:46:38 2011 No.7693281 GET PAID NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:48:12 2011 No.7693290 >>7693283 Get acquainted with the literature on schizophrenia-pretend you have it-get diagnosed by several doctors-apply for SSI

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:49:39 2011 No.7693295 >>7693290 Sounds like a lot of work. I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:50:40 2011 No.7693300 >>7693295 >sounds like a lot of work You mean reading a little bit about schizophrenia and seeing a doctor a couple of times to get paid FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE sounds like too much work to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:51:39 2011 No.7693303 >>7693300 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:51:39 2011 No.7693305 >>7693300 yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:53:12 2011 No.7693307 >>7693300 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:53:12 2011 No.7693309 File: 163 KB, 548x717, 1303176994392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7693300 Can I just email somewhere and tell them I have autism and have them mail me the autism bucks

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Wed Aug 3 02:54:12 2011 No.7693312 >>7693300 Doctors are a long ways away for this sort of thing. Its like an hour drive from here, one way.. Thats an hour I could be sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:55:41 2011 No.7693313 File: 103 KB, 750x563, christhefaggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Autism dollars only work in autism stores run by the state for the autistic

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Aug 3 02:58:11 2011 No.7693321 Sweet deal, OP. I think you'll get a bit more autism bucks than the usual /jp/er with that bowel thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:58:12 2011 No.7693323 I could get probably get diagnosed with the works but I can't bring myself to see a doctor. Maybe I should try and get a housecall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 02:58:12 2011 No.7693324 >>7693313 You can tell he's autistic because he's within 4000 feet of someone that likes kiss, and he's enjoying it.

Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:01:40 2011 No.7693327
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>>7693321

Well, I don't know if I have it yet, but here's hoping.

I mean, my life is shitty anyway, might as well add a bowel disease to it so I can get the autism bucks! I just have to wait for this fungal infection on my ass to clear up so I can go see a specialist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:02:40 2011 No.7693330 >implying the fed isn't going to be bankrupt and unable to pay out autism dollars to anyone in a few years

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:03:09 2011 No.7693333 >>7693313 it's just me or Chris-chan is back in our lives?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:08:39 2011 No.7693345 >>7693333 I've been hearing a lot about him lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:09:10 2011 No.7693352 >>7693333 Did you hear about his tomgirl adventures? http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Tomgirl

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:12:10 2011 No.7693358 >>7693309 >>7693309 >>7693309 >>7693309

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:16:08 2011 No.7693368 >>7693352 Yes, also liquid closed his channel, i wonder why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:20:41 2011 No.7693374 >>7693358 No, you have to go in and see the SSI screener person(don't remember what they're called). You'll also probably get rejected 3 or 4 times before they give in and give you money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:21:10 2011 No.7693381 this has nothing to do with /jp/. reported.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:21:40 2011 No.7693379 >>7693374 You just keep making this sound harder and harder. I really respect you guys who were persistent enough to get in on this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:28:11 2011 No.7693400 >>7693381 Actually, this has everything to do with /jp/.

Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:29:11 2011 No.7693407
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http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia

>After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my arrow down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical Brute male shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

>My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to briefs; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:33:40 2011 No.7693418 >>7693309 This is literally all I did. Oh, and had to see one of their doctors one time. Leaving the house once to be paid not to for the rest of forever, worth it to me YMMV

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:34:40 2011 No.7693423 >>7693418 So you went to see the SSI folks before getting a diagnose or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:37:10 2011 No.7693431 >>7693423 Yeah. But I used clever wording on my application to help smooth over the process. I had kind of sorta seen doctors before when my mother tried to get me committed, and then again when I ran away. This helped my case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:40:10 2011 No.7693443 >>7693431 Also, I stuttered, mumbled, cleared my throat, and talked like the rain man during all the recorded phone calls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:47:10 2011 No.7693461 >/jp/ - Insurance Fraud & Deceiving

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:47:39 2011 No.7693463 >bowel disease >shit sucks Are you shitting me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:51:11 2011 No.7693471 >>7693463 fuck off shit head

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:51:12 2011 No.7693472 File: 428 KB, 500x322, drstrangelovekubrick.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7693461 >insurance fraud >SSI >insurance

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:53:12 2011 No.7693477 >>7693463 >>7693471 Now, now, let's not shit all over the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:53:41 2011 No.7693476 >>7693471 >>7693463 Guys, I really don't think I can take anymore of these shitty puns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:56:12 2011 No.7693483 >>7693477 Stop shitposting already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:56:42 2011 No.7693482 >>7693463 >>7693471 >>7693476 >>7693477 Fucking shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 03:57:44 2011 No.7693485 File: 147 KB, 500x500, get out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7693313 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 04:00:42 2011 No.7693491 >>7693313 >>7693333 >>7693345 >>7693352 >>7693368 >>7693407 Ｒｅｐｏｒｔｅｄ　ｆｏｒ　ｓｐａｍ／ａｄｖｅｒｔｉｓｉｎｇ．

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 04:01:12 2011 No.7693496 >/jp/ - 35 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Anonymous Wed Aug 3 04:15:44 2011 No.7693526
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http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/hkTNfB7DXTtUqHLM8mC-VQ
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/nt9xvUElohle0UsqBIKyUg
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/is-1iSobjrJG6tdaF5IAVQ
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/image/t1iJezLnJ2rM395QZ_PltQ
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp?search_text=chris-chan&task=search&offset=48

Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 3 04:41:29 2011 No.7693526,1 >>7693526 I almost feel bad for that guy. He's likely an aspie himself.

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