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Hi I had a lucid dream and had sex with Yukari last night.

>> No.7685260

I can't lucid dream. I've only had two lewd dreams before.

>> No.7685263

gross

>> No.7685266

I have tons of lucid dreams but I can never manage to have sex. I always wake up before putting it in.

>> No.7685286

wow, first dude ran thread and now this filename. Just need diapered Yukari to complete the set.

>> No.7685290

>>7685286
>diapered Yukari

Go on...

>> No.7685298

>>7685266
the story of my life

>> No.7685303

>>7685256
>>7685260
>dreaming about 2d
I only have lewd dreams about random 3d for some reason, probably because I need some minimum of realism. I envy you guys.

>> No.7685308

granny sex :D

>> No.7685309

>>7685303

I actually almost never have lewd dreams, one was pretty nice and the other sucked.

>> No.7685321
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I had a dream where I had sex with Konata in a plastic kiddie pool in the middle of a park.

Then we got dressed and made hotdogs on a charcoal grill.

>> No.7685335

Is dreaming common? I get one I can barely remember glimpses of every couple months

>> No.7685357

>>7685335
I used to write down my dreams as soon as I woke up and I started dreaming more and more commonly.

I got to the point where I had multiple dreams most every night.

Then I started having night terrors and exploding head syndrome and I stopped.

Since then I don't write down my dreams and things have pretty much gone back to normal.

I loved having 2 or 3 dreams a night but I can't deal with the night terrors.

Still have a few volumes of them written down, they're great reads on a slow day.

>> No.7685375

>>7685335
Everyone has dreams every night. The problem is remembering them.

>> No.7685392
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7685392

and I had dream about being rapped. Horrible nightmare.

Also why random threads disappear? Why thread about male touhous did 404?

>> No.7685398

>>7685392

I was actually raped in a dream recently, but it felt kind of like a joke. I almost wanted to laugh at the guy in the dream that did it.

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>>7685398
And mine was horrible nightmare that I was happy to wake up.

>>7685375
Disgusting. Go away.
I remember most of my dreams. It's fun.

>>7685256

>> No.7685428

>>7685392
Because meido is back!

>> No.7685431

>>7685428
I wasn't OP, but what was wrong about male touhou thread? Was it OP deleting it or really meido?

>> No.7685524

>>7685266
That's how it works normally.
It's extremely difficult to keep from getting excited while dreaming that you're fucking.
I prefer just snuggling comfortably in a gal's arms while one of us sits on the other's lap.

>> No.7685699

>>7685375
>>7685357
>>7685335

you don't remember dreams because your subconscious thinks they're unimportant. Start thinking about them more and you'll start having them. Also think about dreaming before you fall asleep and spend a few minutes trying to recall your dreams when you first wake up. You'll start having dreams regularly within a week as long as you keep that up.

>> No.7685713

>>7685699
Check whether you're asleep or not.
Now, manually.

>> No.7687629

lucid dreaming is a myth

>> No.7687663

Shut the fuck up, every lucid dream I get ends up with me thinking about horrible things that I never wanted to see.

>> No.7687728

>>7687663
I've only had one lucid dream and this happened.
The walls started melting around me, but I couldn't move my body.
Shit was scary.

>> No.7687895

lucid dreaming is bullshit stop trolling

>> No.7687915

>>7687895

no, you can lucid dream, but it isn't as simple and frequent as the threads want you to believe

the majority of the posts in those threads are just "i'm special and unique" teen angst

you can tell because they don't have a process or even a checklist

>> No.7687921

>>7687663
>>7687728
Do a barrel roll.
No seriously, spin around.

>> No.7687925

>>7687728
Yeah, I hate it when that happens. I'm sure that happens because you were trying to move your body in real life, but you're unable to because your brain deactivates it when sleeping. Next time don't try to move, but think about moving instead.

>> No.7687936

>>7687921
this will just make you lose control and not be able to stop spinning
the joke is that he won't remember this bit of advice anyway so it's not even doing epic trolls >.<

>> No.7687946

>>7687936
No... it moves your focus from your current position to elsewhere, to get away from nightmares or deeper into sleep. And it does work.

>> No.7687988

>>7685357
Can you tell me a little more about these night terrors you had? What were they like for you? How would you describe what happened?

>> No.7688021

>>7687915
Anyone who can do something you can't must be a liar.

>> No.7688030

>>7688021
Well some people are born with it, I know a guy who claims to have been able to control the recurrence of these dreams for as long as he can remember, he doesn't make it a remarkable big deal, actually he says it's tiring and he don't get enough rest at nights so he just "shuts off".

>> No.7688267
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I actually had a Touhou related dream just last night.

I was a little boy and I was going to some sort of magic academy. My best friends were Marisa and Sakuya, and for some reason we were all fighting. Marisa charged up some sort of magic attack and it turned everything into a tea dance party.
And then we all danced around a Maypole. There was also a lion and someone getting frozen to death and shattering somewhere in the dream. And something about a transforming VCR that attacked me.

I want to dance around a Maypole with Touhous ;_;

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7688278

You're more likely to be raped by Yukari in a dream than to have a wet dream about Yukari.

>> No.7688281

>>7688278
I thought it was obvious that all wet dreams with yukari involve getting raped by her, maybe it was just me.

>> No.7688291

I don't usually have sexually oriented dreams. Funnily enough the only sexual and Touhou related dream I remember is one with Yukari. I remember we were going around a high school campus looking for a place to fuck in peace, but every secluded place we found was eventually compromised by some students snooping around. In the end I at least managed to perform a cunnilingus.

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You know you've all had a dream where you went to bed weary and miserable after a bad day. Yukari, being herself, likes to use her gaps to view the mortal world. Seeing you so miserable touches her heart and she proceeds to gap into your bedroom wearing a skimpy outfit. As you rise in panic at an intruder, she puts her fingers to your lips and says "shhh" before a tender kiss. She gently makes love to you, washing away the negativity of the day, letting you fall asleep with your head resting on her bosom before getting up and returning through her gap, leaving you to wonder if it was all just a good dream.

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7688357

>LOLOLOL RAPE
OP's genitals? Unappealing and impossible due to them being swollen up like a lumpy red basketball

>> No.7688373

Mega touhou dream journal update.

Last time I posted, I was up to 36, but now I'm at 53.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/6959401#p6959871

1-36 has been posted there. Feel free to ask any questions on those.

37-53 coming up.

>> No.7688386

37: I had to throw knives at Kaguya to do damage to her, and for some reason, she kept changing into Mokou

38: Something to do with Chen. I remember it being a long story, but I have forgotten most of it as I wright this into my diary.

39: In some weird, post apocalyptic world, I was going to be a part of a musical performance, but I forgot my reeds on my clarinet, so I packed up and went to sit in the audience that was to the side of where the orchestra was performing, and on the seats there was the names of who was going to sit there. I noticed that one of them said "Kogasa Tatara" and I saw her going to her seat, and she looked somewhat scared and shy. Before I could make my way over to sit next to her, she has already walked over to another row of seats and sat in a row with other people. I made my way over to her and found a seat next to her, but I was unable to sit down for some reason. That's all I can remember.

>> No.7688402

40: In another post apocalyptic world, I remember seeing Letty in a seat inside a place for "passengers" inside of a very large battleship.

41: In yet another post apocalyptic world, I was inside of a house looking for a place to sleep, I remember seeing Remilia while I was walking in to another room, feasting on a loli. It was very bloody.

42: In a strange dream about Soviets taking over a 4chan building, I already knew that the soviets will be driven out by the necromorphs, and when I went out to check where they are, I saw Reimu and Sanae standing in an abandoned plaza. i saw them get attacked by something that was too fast for me to see, and I saw them start to change into necromorphs. I heard Sanae call out to me to kill her before she fully changed, but I was to scared to react. They began to close in on me and I remember Reimu and Sanae's now grotesque looking bodies jump up and latch onto the gate to the plaza, then they leaped onto my vehicle. That's all I can remember.

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>>7688402
>I heard Sanae call out to me to kill her before she fully changed, but I was to scared to react

>> No.7688421

I once had a dream where I was happily married to Sakuya while being a buttler in Remilias shithole of a mansion, but during the whole dream I was just running around and trying to wake up so I would be able to buy some animal foods for my pet rabbit early in the next day. So I could fap before noon.

And Sakuya wore nothing but her undergarments for the whole dream and kept on insisting on having some couple time.

"No I can't I must wake up can't be late!"

Fffffffuck.. Just...fuck

>> No.7688419

43: In a dream about carnivorous human sized teddy bears, during my escape with some other person in a car from a supermarket where the bears were, I remember seeing Sanae and Kogasa together on a street as we were driving.

44: I remember Sakuya and something about her having three different sets of breast of varying sizes.

45: During some strange battle where I was fighting a shape shifting alien, I remember Reimu being launched into a room that had Okuu and Tenshi in it. When Reimmu landed in a bathtub full of milk, Tenshi sprang up and started to kiss Okuu because she thought she had hit her, but when she realized that it was Reimu, she jumped into the bathtub along with her and started to kiss her.

46: During a horror dream, I remember Kanako and Suwako in a very detailed sprite-based PV that my mind came up with.

>> No.7688429

>>7688421
Yeah, you should have just fucked. Too bad.

>> No.7688440

47: In a dream about some guy going to jail, when he was in the police station, he had two necklaces that had Sanae on them.

48: In a very strange dream about monsters and monster girls, I remember Byakuren trying to care for a giant Naga in a "cutscene", but ends up being eaten by it. That's when the "cutscene" ended, and I had to do battle with it. I lost and was being wrapped up by her tail, but I woke up before anything else happened.

>> No.7688464

49: In a weird dream about Desert Punk and the first world war, my leg had been cut off and my left lung had been damaged by an Indian during a sword fight and I needed medical attention, so I headed back to base to the medical tent, and there was a blue-haired 2d woman was laying down on one of the beds. I asked her to get me another leg so I can go be with Junko, but then she started talking about how I always wanted to be with Junko and wondered if we still had something for each other. I somehow managed to climb on top of the bed and lay next to her, and I told her that what we had was still here. Once I said that, she rolled around on top of me, straddled me, and then morphed into Satori. She then began to torture me, and having no strength to resist, There was no escape. I remember her choking me, there was a lot of her trying to suffocate me.

50:I remember someone asking me why Kanako had such large breast compared to Sanae even though she fought many times. While I was asked, they both flashed before me.

>> No.7688472

>>7688464
>While I was asked, they both flashed before me.

Did they dissapear in a flash or they took their clothes off?.

Dense as fuck

>> No.7688499

51: In a strange dream that was a spy adventure about nuclear complexes In the middle east, I remember becoming Cirno and using a move called "Brooklyn Freezing Brooklyn", where I would freeze myself.

52: I remember Sakuya getting mad a Minoriko for changing Sakuya's remix of Sleeping Terror, to the normal version repeatedly. Also, I remember there being a picture on the wall with Reimu and Sanae, and Sanae was saying to Reimu, "If you don't stop, I'll have to start doing your Porn."

53: I remember Chen being in a black and white photo, and Sanae's Hairstyle being for sale.

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That's it for now. Feel free to ask questions or discuss.

>> No.7688508

>>7688499
Why does Sanae appear so much in your dreams?

>> No.7688509

>>7688472
They appeared and disappeared in front of me.

>> No.7688513

>>7688508
I've always wondered this myself.

Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something. I'm not too sure.

>> No.7688512

>>7688499
>becoming Cirno and using a move called "Brooklyn Freezing Brooklyn", where I would freeze myself.

That's funny, you have awesome dreams.

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