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Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2011 09:58:25 No.7677585 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone here masturbated with their own tears?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2011 09:59:53 No.7677589 Cant say i have. If i ever was to cry i dont think i would be in the mood to fap. Though i did get raped once and i cried then, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2011 10:00:24 No.7677590 You got a bucket I could use?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:31:10 No.7679906 File: 6 KB, 161x115, 1312003903166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow. This is the best thread I've ever seen on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:39:42 No.7679932 The other night my nose was running horribly, so much that I strongly considered putting it in a bottle to use as lube with my onahole. I ultimately decided against it as I'm not sure how well bodily fluids hold up outside of the body.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:40:12 No.7679935 I have masturbated while crying and liking the tears off of my face. I think I raped myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:44:14 No.7679945 >>7679932 natural vaginal juices are essentially mucous. Too bad runny nose juice is usually too thin.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:46:14 No.7679949 >>7679935 Oh wow that's pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:46:45 No.7679947 >>7679945 It was like a thin lugey consistency. It was slippery, but maybe not slippery enough. It will forever be a mystery.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:47:14 No.7679952

>>7679935
How does one do something to themselves that they don't want to do?
>>7677585
Not that I know of, but I have some interesting "fapping" experiences. I can fap (until achieving an orgasm, or multiple) for any period of time, between 2 minutes and hours, although it's rare for me to actually go to such extremes. The most unusual thing that I can do is that I (male), can actually "masturbate" completly mentally if I want, and thus achieve fairly considerably more powerful orgasms, despite not doing anything physically. I attempted that as I wanted to disprove to myself that only females can achieve orgasms that way, it proved to be an useful experiment.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:51:13 No.7679958 >>7679935 I've always gotten a boner if I cry too much. Why does this happen?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:52:14 No.7679960 >>7679958 When I was younger I used to get a boner whenver I had diarrhea. I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:53:13 No.7679970 File: 19 KB, 121x128, 1312005236010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7679960

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:53:43 No.7679968 >>7679958 masochist

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:54:43 No.7679971

>>7679958
>>7679960
I've experienced both these things. The worst was sitting on the toilet letting a big load of diarrhea loose and my penis started becoming erect and went into the stream of shit without me noticing.

I think masturbating while weeping is something everyone should experience once.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:55:44 No.7679974 File: 151 KB, 700x992, 1312005341021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7679968 As much as I would love to be a masochist, I know I ain't one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:56:43 No.7679976 >>7679971 >becoming erect and went into the stream of shit without me noticing. Your penis goes towards your ass when you become erect?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:58:44 No.7679981 >>7679976 When you sit on the toilet bowl I put my penis underneath the seat so I can piss downward, when you become erect there's not much space avaliable down there and pretty much all of it was taken up by the jets of feces.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 01:59:43 No.7679983 But I don't think I am anymore able to cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:02:44 No.7679993 >>7679981 I am so confused trying to imagine this. You put your dick between the seat and the bowl? Does it get smashed when you sit down? How big is your shit stream when it comes out of your ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:03:44 No.7679998 >>7679974 If that helps you sleep at night

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:05:45 No.7680002 File: 62 KB, 325x277, 1312005925404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7679998 There's a difference between being self-destructive and being a masochist

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:10:43 No.7680012 >>7680002 fapping using your tears as lube sure as hell isn't "self-destructive". the pain is turning you on, M

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:12:14 No.7680015 File: 5 KB, 300x269, 1312006330306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7679993 Like this, put it down so it points into the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:13:46 No.7680019 File: 64 KB, 400x400, 1312006411791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I started to cry once in the middle of a fap session

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:15:15 No.7680029 >>7679935 I love you sometimes, /jp/. Never change.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:15:45 No.7680027 >>7680015 Oh, like that. I do that too. No idea how I'd get diarrhea on my penis though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:17:16 No.7680035 >>7680027 Have you ever had explosive diarrhea? It sprays out into the whole bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:21:49 No.7680053 >>7680035 Maybe mine's not explosive enough...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:24:16 No.7680063 >>7680035 My explosions usually resemble a jet enough to largely stay shaped until impact. Though, the beam hasn't been as tight since I ravaged my asshole trying to deal with the aftereffects of eating nothing but ramen for seven months.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:29:51 No.7680085 >>7680063 Went through the whole spend three hours on the shitter trying to pass something that isn't there?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:30:51 No.7680089 >>7680085 Uhm, yeah... actually. Is this like a common thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:32:51 No.7680093 >>7680089 Who knows.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:34:51 No.7680099

>>7680085
I had a feeling similar to this yesterday, except it was coming from my penis and started after I finished masturbating and wrapped my dick in an old white t-shirt to soak up the semen. It felt like I needed to urinate very badly. I think the t-shirt was dirty, or perhaps the towel I wipe my dick on after I take a piss had toothpaste on it since I also use it to wipe the toothpaste off my mouth when I brush my teeth.. I even masturbated again, thinking maybe something got in there and ejaculating would help, but it didn't. It bothered me until I went to sleep. I've replaced both the t-shirt and towel.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:37:52 No.7680106 >>7680099 You probably just masturbated too much.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:40:52 No.7680116

>>7680099
I had an infection on my dick once.

I pissed brown, like shit brown. For a few months, then it always stung an burned all the time, the I got spots and the pain upped some. Then the thing turned grey, and shrunk. Now it's back to normal size and color but the skin is tough and wrinkled and it smells like chemicals. Though I've got no pressure behind my stream anymore, fapping results in an ooze. I miss the days of hitting my chin ;_;

Stay clean /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:41:52 No.7680119 Why is this called "EVOLUTION" when there's no white people in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:42:23 No.7680125 >>7680116 wow, this is a good reminder to always wash your hands before you fap.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:47:23 No.7680132 >>7680116 I certainly understand social phobia, but at some but I would go to a doctor.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:47:53 No.7680136

>>7680106
It's probably this, that can happen when your nerve endings get overstimulated.

Same thing happened to me once, I freaked out and searched the internet, it turned out to just be this.

Sage because I'm not even from /jp/, but I can't let anonymous go on without reassurance that his dick wont fall off

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2011 02:49:54 No.7680142

>>7680132
Social phobia is only part of what kept me from doing anything about it. The other part was that here in good ole murika the poor can't afford to do that. The other part was just too much depression to really care. I mean really, you lose that last ray of hope when lose the ability to fap, or even get hard at all. (though that's returned in most capacities).

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